Naked X-Ray Scans Leaked to Public (No Shit)

I don’t have time to say much but… U.S. Marshalls have saved your naked pictures and now they’re public! Let Continue reading →

Johnny Edge Cock Blocks the TSA

ht Johnny Edge and Wonkette The TSA doesn’t like it when you don’t let their fugly agents touch your penis: Continue reading →

TSA: Porny Rape Scan or Feel You Up?

ht Wonkette If you opt out of the airport porn cancer scan for you and your kids, be prepared for Continue reading →

Low…even for Glenn Beck.

The Anti-Defamation League puts the smackdown on Glenn Beck.  The Jewish civil rights organization condemns the Fox News host for Continue reading →

Fucker Carlson…Ha, Ha, Ha. It’s just a little joke.

Conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson reminds everybody why he’s not fit for public consumption.  He was caught posing as Keith Olbermann. Continue reading →

Yep. The Bushes Are Just As Fucked Up as You Suspected.

My mom says, “If you marry money, you pay for it.”  I totally fucking get it, Mom! Former President George Continue reading →

Republican Retard Roundup

This Week in Dumb New Republicans are pissing off Old Republicans because New Republicans are categorically fucking stupid, according to Continue reading →

Little Miss Shit-Fer-Brains “Reports” on Olbermann

I’m Simmi, and I write shit. The Keith Olbermann story is blowing up Twitter right now. I clicked USC professor Continue reading →