Putin on the Ritz

There’s no reason I should have to experience the bizarre alone. Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin traded in his Dmitry Continue reading →

Open Letter to China

Add Glitter to your Photos Dear China, There you go again, being a little bitch.  Please stop sucking.  You should Continue reading →

Ya Ass is Broke. And Your Taxes are Going up!

Add Glitter to your Photos “All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of Continue reading →

All’s Fair in Fucking, Bigotry, and Fatasses

Ewww, EU love. Julian Assange’s penis is off the market…except to prisoners. The alleged Swedish victims bragged up their conquering Continue reading →

Assange Makes Ninnies of the Press et al.

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Assange’s Tale of Two Swedies

Glitter Graphics Set aside your preconceived notions of Swedish women being promiscuous and walking around naked all the time…even though these Continue reading →

Rep. Steve King is very pissed that He Can’t Own Slaves.

Glitter Graphics Poor Representative Steve King can’t own people.  Sadz. Remember when Ronald Reagan eliminated the Civil Rights division at Continue reading →

Wikileaks for People Who Don’t Have Time to Read 250,000+ Documents

Boooooo.  I’m sick. Cough, hack, blehhhh. A lot of the Wikileak stuff left me all…whatever.  Like it’s not common knowledge Continue reading →