The Photo to Save Michele Bachmann’s Chances

in heaven pictures This Michele Bachmann photo will allow her to get away with saying anything. “There are hundreds and Continue reading →

Dirty CNN

The Grossinator. Editorial suggestion: “difficult on him” Idiots!

Breaking News: U.S. Sports Tiniest Penises in North America

Oh, it’s much worse for America.  If it weren’t for Ireland and Romania, we’d have the tiniest penises in the Continue reading →

On Hubris and Horny: Congressman Christopher Lee

Oh, no, newly-former Representative Christopher Lee (R-NY), your bitch ass is not getting off (no pun intended) that easily. I Continue reading →

I Will Make You a Fischer of Fuckery

ht Wonkette, Princess among Bitches “And so God ordained “Fischer” to sound like “fissure” because what is this nutty bigot Continue reading →

To Men: Shut-up and Put Out

A husband in Germany sought police intervention to protect him from his sex-crazed wife of 18 years. The family man Continue reading →

Assange for Nobel Piece Prize

Glitter Graphics My mom, being more awesome than China, has awarded the Nobel Piece* Prize to Wikileaks tattletale, Julian Assange. Continue reading →

Assange’s Tale of Two Swedies

Glitter Graphics Set aside your preconceived notions of Swedish women being promiscuous and walking around naked all the time…even though these Continue reading →