OMG, Rupert Murdoch’s Chin-Neck Thing Looks Like an Empty Scrotum

ht Think Progress Good God, leave it to Fox News to let Steve Doocy do the job of someone with Continue reading →

Europe Has to Scold Douchebag Libido for Money

us pictures It’s a damn shame that Europe has to wag a finger at the U.S. for its failure to Continue reading →

Assange for Nobel Piece Prize

Glitter Graphics My mom, being more awesome than China, has awarded the Nobel Piece* Prize to Wikileaks tattletale, Julian Assange. Continue reading →

Have You Seen Skinny Dick?

It’s a thing to behold, isn’t it? I guess being cut off from fetus smoothies and denied the chance to Continue reading →

Rep. Cao to BP Exec: You May Die with Honor

During the House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing, Rep. Cliff Stearns (R-Florida) invited BP chairman Lamar McKay to resign for the Continue reading →

Well, Look Who Crawled Out of BP’s Butthole

Personalized Glitter Graphics Must have been rough on NOAA’s Director Jane Lubchenco finding her way out of BP CEO Tony Continue reading →

After the Shell Game With Perverts

A simple search of the word “Catholic” in Google news exposes the Church’s most profound failure: Germans Lose Confidence in Continue reading →

Bybee and Yoo Not Guilty, Just Stupid

Personalized Glitter Graphics OMG, what a coincidence.  The Obama administration wanted to see America look “forward” and not “backward” regarding Continue reading →