The Clockwork Orange Vasectomy Bill

Motherfuckingvirginia!!! It was mighty decent of you to strip the transvag-ultrasound-rape-stick-before-the-abortion from your bill. FFV inbred legislators opted for an Continue reading →

Bigots Declared Legally Bigoted by Awesome Federal Comedy Judge

Former Rep. Benjamin Lewis & State Sen. Scott “Aborigine” Beason are legally bigots Ha, ha, ha! These Alabama jackasses have Continue reading →

No Love from Skinny Dick

Dick Cheney ain’t got no friends, son. It wasn’t enough for Demon Emeritus Dick Cheney to celebrate willful moral failure Continue reading →

The Photo to Save Michele Bachmann’s Chances

in heaven pictures This Michele Bachmann photo will allow her to get away with saying anything. “There are hundreds and Continue reading →

Hey, It’s Not Easy Being a Big Ol’ Beard

One of these things is not like the other….maybe. 😆

Haboobies and DiaSharia of the Mouth

my girlfriend is a gumiho pictures Herman Cain’s bigotry is “absolutely, totally different” than KKK bigotry according to Herman Cain. Continue reading →

America Mostly Down with the Inbreds…

Map Source Doesn’t everyone think of their own cousins and think: ewwwwwwwwww! But you see the states that view family Continue reading →

Bristol + Wine Coolers = Stolen Virginity

platinum pictures Is Bristol Palin old enough to pick on yet?  Yes? Alaska’s self-declared 24K gold-plated twat…jk. Bristol says in Continue reading →