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[The good doctor Chase has been caught at the nurses station by someone wanting to chek the notes on a new admission. Behind her several other nurses lean over the desk to listen.
Chase examines the chart he's given, and addresses the staff gravely.
In song.]
I'm fucking Matt Damon,
I'm sorry but it's true.
I said I'm fucking Matt Damon,
I'm not imagining it's you.
I'm fucking Matt Damon.
On the bed, on the floor, on the towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar....
[And now the whole ward appears to be listening.]
I'm fucking Matt Damon!
[Rather than move on to the next verse, Chase drops the chart and runs.]
Chase examines the chart he's given, and addresses the staff gravely.
In song.]
I'm fucking Matt Damon,
I'm sorry but it's true.
I said I'm fucking Matt Damon,
I'm not imagining it's you.
I'm fucking Matt Damon.
On the bed, on the floor, on the towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar....
[And now the whole ward appears to be listening.]
I'm fucking Matt Damon!
[Rather than move on to the next verse, Chase drops the chart and runs.]