AU!Karkat Vantas

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wolfishwizard — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 04:02:16 GMT

WHAT THE EVER LOVING MOTHER OF FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GOD DAMNED SCHOOL? ISN'T ANYTHING FUCKING SACRED TO YOU ASSWIPES?
OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A SCHOOL WIDE FUCKING OCCURRENCE, SO WHAT THE FUCK.
SHOULDN'T THE GOD DAMNED PROFESSORS HAVE A WAY TO STOP OUR FUCKING PRIVACY FROM BEING INVADED?
FUCK THIS SHIT.

[To anyone in the Gryffindor common room, there is a shirtless Karkat glaring down at a pile of shirts. Said pile which happens to be on fire. Anyone of the boys in his dorm might have noticed the words "MY FATHER WAS A WEREWOLF AND SO AM I" across the offending garments before he proceeded to collect them all and burn them.]

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wolfishwizard — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 03:07:54 GMT

NEXT TIME I SAY I'M NOT GOING TO A DANCE BECAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME, I MEAN IT GOD DAMMIT.

I COULD HAVE SPENT THAT NIGHT FINISHING MY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTS OR, I DON'T KNOW, DOING SOMETHING THAT IN SOME FORM OR ANOTHER WOULD HAVE BEEN BENEFICIAL TO ME AND NOT HAVING THE EXACT OPPOSITE EFFECT. I WAS ALREADY FEELING LIKE SHIT WASHED UP ON A FUCKING BEACH IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER, THE IDIOCY I HAD TO SEE THERE ONLY AMPLIFIED IT TO LEVELS NONE OF YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE EVEN IN YOUR WILDEST MOST FUCKED UP DREAMS.

ANYWAY. HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE ACTUALLY STILL AT THE SCHOOL? NOT LIKE I'M COMPLAINING, THE LIBRARY IS A LOT LESS CROWDED DURING THESE HOLIDAYS WITHOUT ALL OF YOU MORONS CLUTTERING IT UP.

OH YEAH. AND TO WHATEVER ASSHOLES SPIKED THE PUNCH AT THE DANCE:

NEXT TIME USE MORE FUCKING FIREWHISKEY. THAT SHIT WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH FOR THE CRAP I HAD TO DEAL WITH.

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wolfishwizard — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 07:41:27 GMT

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[E-Mail] vampire_prince_belial@hotmail.com
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.OOC.

[Backtagging] Always fine~
[Threadhopping] Also perfectly okay, unless specifically stated otherwise.
[Plotting] Anything works I guess?
[Offensive subjects] None to be had, everything is fine.

.IC.

[What's okay to mention around him/her] Say anything you want to him, he'll always react accordingly.
[Is there anything you need us to know about interacting with this character? Special physical features, special abilities, etc] He's a werewolf, and thus gets a little sick every month around the full moon. But since he studies his ass off, doesn't eat right and doesn't sleep right, he just blames the unwellness on that.
[Can I hack that strike or otherwise find out information they'd prefer to keep hidden?] Hacking or anything is fine as long as you're character can pull it off.
[Can I troll/mindscrew/mess with in general?] He's pretty easy to troll actually. Go for it.
[Can I spit at/jinx/step on/etc? (i.e. fighting)] Fighting is highly likely. He's got a temper and a mouth on him.
[Can I flirt with/hug/kiss/use other means of non-violent physical contact with this character?] Anything goes with him, either gender.
[Anything else?] Think that's about it.