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You're On The Edge Of Something Incredible!

This community helps you navigate the terrain between “What the hell?” and “Hell yes!”

Jan 14, 2024 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

If You're Brave Enough To Say Goodbye...

Life might reward you with a new hello.

Nov 25, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

An Introvert’s Treasure Hunt For Writing Inspiration

Because some days you don't want to go outside.

Nov 18, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

The World Is Practically Begging Us To Become Heroes

If you have a platform, it's your right and responsibility to use it for good.

Nov 11, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

A Simple Five-minute Video Clip Changed My Life

Here are the cliff notes on how to do it for yourself.

Nov 4, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

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I Started A Sweatshop And It Was A Colossal Fail

Oct 8, 2024 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

A Silly But Gratifying Side-Hustle For Writers With Attitudes

Oct 22, 2024 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

How To Cleanse Your Life With Unemployed Holy Water

Jun 11, 2024 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Those Who Die With The Most Toys Are Still Dead

Apr 30, 2024 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

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Living In A Different Culture Changes Your Perspective On Everything

It can also get you "top chef" dinners every day of the week!

Oct 28, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

The Industry That Needs Genuine Fake People Just Like You

It’s like running a small-scale, real-life Truman Show.

Oct 21, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

If You Die By Volcano You'll Have A Sensational Story To Tell

And you will never be the boring person in a room!

Oct 14, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

What Happens If You Decide To Burn It All Down?

On shedding your skin without losing your entire identity.

Oct 7, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

How To Fit Death and Humor Into The Same Elevator

There are brighter days just around the next bend. Trust me.

Sep 30, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

You're Starring in a Blockbuster Movie Right Now

You probably don't even realize it!

Sep 23, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

When the Universe is Subtly Telling You to Quit

Buckle up for a Doomscroll that might deflate your adult bouncy castle.

Sep 16, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Why Do People Love Reading Scandalous DIRT So Much?

You want a newsletter that readers will pay for? Start writing DIRT!

Sep 9, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

When You Have to Bring Your Own Spoon to the Hotel

Never had it been more apparent that not everything is what it seems in Jamaica.

Sep 2, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

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Because No One Knows WTF They’re Doing (Least of All Us)

Announcing our OFFICIAL podcast launch!

Aug 28, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦 and Dre Beltrami

I'm Gloriously Unqualified to Host a Podcast

And yet....here I am...hosting a podcast.

Aug 26, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

I Invested In A Fancy Education I Never Intended To Use

It’s never a waste to pursue a weird passion.

Aug 19, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Big Fat Ideas

If You're Brave Enough To Say Goodbye...

Life might reward you with a new hello.

Nov 25, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

The Industry That Needs Genuine Fake People Just Like You

It’s like running a small-scale, real-life Truman Show.

Oct 21, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Why Do People Love Reading Scandalous DIRT So Much?

You want a newsletter that readers will pay for? Start writing DIRT!

Sep 9, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

The Thing You're Not Brave Enough To Begin

Why do we struggle to believe our ideas are worth something?

Jun 24, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

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This Guy Took A Chance On A Big, Fat Idea!

Watch now | One of the best conversations I've ever had with a complete stranger on Substack.

Jun 10, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦 and Brent Lorenz

Til Death Of The Internet Do Us Part

Another wacky but legit idea for the fastest mouse-clicker to steal.

May 13, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Outside of Substack

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Jamaica Made Me Do It

When You Have to Bring Your Own Spoon to the Hotel

Never had it been more apparent that not everything is what it seems in Jamaica.

Sep 2, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

How To Invite Strange Men To Your Hotel Room

On hanging out with strangers in foreign countries and living to tell the stories.

May 27, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

The Easiest Way To Win A Bunch Of Free Vacations

Just show up on a Tuesday night and hope nobody else does!

Apr 29, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Would A Boy Love Jamaica Or Hate It?

It's not Disneyland and I could never afford a fancy resort with built-in entertainment options.

Mar 25, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

They Thought I Was Crazy

Once I realized I'd be cohabiting with donkeys, I also thought I was crazy.

Feb 18, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

How Hurricane Jamaica Made Landfall In My Soul

Jan 14, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

I Published An Unbelievably Crappy Book With No Ending

And hundreds of people actually paid money for it. 😆

Jan 7, 2025 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

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