Politics 101

https://babylonbee.com/news/party-that-promised-to-save-america-announces-its-not-really-interested-in-saving-america-anymore/

Republican leaders in the Senate held a press conference on Tuesday to officially set aside any plan to move forward with the SAVE Act, citing a waning desire to fulfill countless campaign promises to save the country.

“We know we campaigned on saving the country, but honestly, we don’t really care,” said Senate Majority Leader John Thune. “You know how it is. You want to get elected, and you figure out what the voters really want to hear from you, so you just say stuff. All that jazz about election integrity and passing voter ID legislationโ€ฆ it’s not something we’re all that interested in. We hope the American people will understand that we’re mostly just wanting to stay in power and maintain the status quo. Until we’re up for re-election, that is. Then, we’ll really be committed to turning things around.”

Yep, that’s pretty much all you to know about politics in the US. Other than the elites owning the Uniparty stuff.

Hump Day Help

Honestly, I’m somewhat conflicted about this video. Really it just seems like a stripper routine set to some rather unappealing music.

Yeah, she’s hot and can move, but it comes across more um, “sleazy” than fun for me. I much prefer the Korean cheerleader gals, even if their enthusiasm is paid for.

Whadda youse guys tink?