Damsel in Distress, My Ass

19 December 2011 @ 09:39 pm

[Unbeknownst to Buffy, Dawn did a spell, and because of this spell she is painfully happy. The video screen shows her with a smile that's stretched from ear to ear. Underneath the blinding brightness, she looks tired, exhausted from the sheer effort of being happy. When she speaks, her voice is annoyingly chipper, like it's stretched too thin, too tight.]

So I know everyone's been complaining about the last week or so but it hasn't been that bad! We all made new friends and had new experiences. I think it's really super of the deities to provide us with opportunities like that. It's not something you're going to get at home. No Sir-re Bob.

What's everybody's plans for Christmas? Chock full of egg nog-y goodness?

Tags: buffy is an optimist, buffy is under a spell

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11 December 2011 @ 06:46 pm

51st Slay [Accidental Video | Action]

[picks up somewhere in the middle of thisThe device clicks on as it hits the floor just in time to catch sight of Buffy shoving Faith up against the stair railing hard enough to crack wood and rain plaster dust from the ceiling down. There's another shutter and cracking of wood as Buffy slams her body into Faith's, mouths colliding. It's a very violent, through kiss with a good deal of biting and hair pulling. The kiss breaks when the wooden railing finally shatters, sending both slayers tumbling to the floor a few feet below. Buffy lays there stunned for a moment before she rolls to her feet.]

I hate this place. [And she's fleeing the warehouse, snagging a stake on the way out going to kill things and work off built up frustration. Or so she thinks.]

[ooc: Come kiss Buffy! Killing things are for girls that aren't cursed.]

Tags: buffy hates the city, buffy is cursed, buffy is violent

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30 November 2011 @ 08:28 pm

50th Slay [Video]

[Buffy is lying on the couch in her warehouse wrapped up in a blanket. She looks exhausted mostly because she is. She also looks pouty because...well she gets that way when she's had a bad couple of days and she's tired.]

Freaky statues seem to have gone back to whatever bizarro world they came from. Everyone present and accounted for?

I need some serious 80's movie time clockage.

Also, Charlie, are you okay?

Tags: buffy hates the city, buffy is not cursed, buffy loves 80's movies

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16 November 2011 @ 12:08 pm

49th Slay [Video]

[Buffy is sitting at the island in her kitchen. There are an assortment of breads scattered around the top of the island. Buffy is sitting with her chin propped up in one hand, a pout on her face.]

My kingdom for a yogurt or...grapefruit. I like grapefruit. I wonder if the City would be sympathetic if I told them I'd just started a low carbs diet.

Tags: buffy is cursed

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27 October 2011 @ 05:07 pm

48th Slay [action] They'll have to go through you first

[Buffy is in full patrol mode. She's even got the commando thing going for her with black cargo pants and a black turtle neck. The bright red pea coat isn't exactly military issue though nor are the fashionable high heeled black booties she's wearing. She's got her hair pulled back into a ponytail and she's wearing a sling style back pack filled with a variety of weapons. Stakes, both silver and wood are shoved into the waistband of her pants. There's water guns filled with holy water in the pockets. She's got dead man's blood, tranq guns and lead stakes. She's spent the week at the library doing research on various types of monsters from various worlds so she knows what she's up against.

Not that that's going to make it easy. It's never, ever easy.]

[ooc: If you've got a monster that needs to be killed in order to be saved, comment here. Give me some idea of what you want either in the comment, PM, email: writer@allengames.com or AIM: rageiscute I'll be happy to accommodate!]

Tags: buffy is a heroine, buffy is a slayer, buffy is bad ass, buffy is cursed

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19 October 2011 @ 12:10 pm

47th Slay [Accidental Video]

[The device is sitting on a table behind Buffy. When it comes on, it shows Buffy standing in front of a mirror. She runs a brush through her hair then her fingers before she looks up into the mirror. She startles at seeing her reflection, but doesn't scream then takes a step back. Hovering there above (or perhaps beneath) her reflection is a ghost of how she looked before Willow pulled her out of the grave, half decomposed. She turns to see the device on, still looking shaken and pale.]

So...curse day, right? Otherwise there's going to be some mirror breaking in my house and I seriously don't need any more years of bad luck. Or maybe if you break a creepy mirror it goes the other way. Seven years of good luck.

Fingers crossed.

Tags: buffy is cursed, living dead girl

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01 October 2011 @ 12:02 am

46th Slay [Action]

[Buffy is sitting out on the patio of the coffee shop. Instead of her usual mocha, she's got a pot of tea sitting on the table. She's got some fashion magazines with her and she's flipping through them but really, she's watching the incoming crowd of people. She's definitely looking for people from Sunnydale but she'll welcome any distractions in the form of visitors.]

[ooc: anything goes! If you've got questions, feel free to ask. She's from the S8 comics finale]

Tags: buffy has done this before, fourth wall

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28 September 2011 @ 11:37 am

45th Slay [Video]

[Buffy flips on the video and steps away from it so that the City can see her new outfit. It's not so bad. It could be worse but all together it's a bit...well much.]

You know, I woke up this morning and decided: shopping spree. A girl needs pretty clothes to work in and date in and slay in. [She twirls a bit here.]

Dawnie, sister sponsored shopping trip if you want to come along. [Of course she'll be bossy and try to wrest you into the latest couture Dawn.]

Tags: buffy is a slayer, buffy is cursed, buffy loves clothes

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20 September 2011 @ 02:50 pm

44th Slay [Action || Video]

[Buffy is standing near the carousel, scythe in hand. She's staring up at the giant egg thing that's now hovering over the carousal. She's got her head tilted to the side and she appears to be entirely puzzled. In her experience egg things don't go so well. They hatch monsters and aliens and creepy things that take over your brain. She does not think the City needs an attack of creepy things taking over all the brains.]

Does anyone else think we ought to kill the egg baby alien monster thing before it hatches or am I just being yay!violence girl?

Tags: buffy is a slayer, buffy is a violent girl, buffy is not cursed

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06 August 2011 @ 05:09 pm

43rd Slay [Audio]

[ooc: Yeah she's cursed with the 'We did that?' curse. Feel free to comment, mock and otherwise horrify her even further. She knows she posted this on the network. She just couldn't help herself.]

Tags: buffy is a relationship fail, buffy is cursed

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