I hurt, I bleed

Game IV [∅] accidental video

whatthefactor — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:26:24 GMT

[There's a loud clatter as the feed clicks on, having been kicked into a nearby wall. The video is skewed for just a split second before focusing itself, angled up a little. It's inside some sort of building, dark but lit by the flickering of fire somewhere nearby.

There are two people in the firelight, visible from the shoulders up - Sho, and a tall, slightly blurry white figure, which just happens to be... skewering a marshmallow onto a stick.]

--called a battlement, actually.

Tower, battlement.... Who gives a digit?. [He pops an already roasted marshmallow into his mouth.] Both serve the same function on a structure like this anyway.

Perhaps. [He sticks that marshmallow-on-a-stick just outside the doorway to the battlement, carefully turning it.] Either way, this worked out conveniently, hm?

[Sho swallows the marshmallow, and goes to place another on his own stick.] Heh heh heh, absolutely.

OOC; Permissions Post

whatthefactor — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 01:38:19 GMT

Right, I should have done this earlier. But anyway. Sho here is a telepath.

He is capable of hearing the thoughts of everyone around him, and can focus in on one individual. He can only hear surface thoughts; he cannot dig into a character's mind and find out their deepest darkest secrets ... only if they're consciously thinking about it at the time. Furthermore, he is capable of imprinting memes or ideas on an individual if he so chooses. For those unfamiliar with the game, these memes will come up as unconscious spurts of inspiration that come out of nowhere. For example, if he were to imprint the first 15 digits of pi on an individual, they would recite the first 15 digits of pi without consciously realizing they were doing so until after they did. It's unlikely for Sho to use this, however I felt I should mention it regardless.

So I just need you lovely people to fill this out.
Player: Character: Telepathy?: Imprinting:

Player: Your name goes here. If you want to put a form of contact, that'll work too?
Character: Name and joural go here.
Telepathy?: Basically, are you okay with Sho reading said character's mind?
Imprinting: Can Sho imprint memes/ideas/what have you onto your character?

Game III [∅] video

whatthefactor — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:12:22 GMT

[The video cuts on to a certain Yoshiya Kiryu. Or at least, that's who it looks like, holding a pair of scissors in one hand.

He twirls his curl--the really big one--between his fingers. After a few moments, he starts straitening the curl out, as if to judge the length. And with a giggle, he slowly brings the scissor up ... and cuts it.]

Game II [∅] video;; filtered from Composer & Co.™

whatthefactor — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:40:22 GMT

[The video feed cuts on around 3:14 in the morning. Obviously it's pretty dark out, but it's still possible to make out the wall of a certain one story ranch-style house. And the focus stays on that wall for a good couple minutes until.....

SUDDENLY A VENDING MACHINE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR AND CRASHES THROUGH THE WALL.

Sho snickers, his grinning, marking covered face barely visible as he grabs the PCD and turns it off.]

((ooc: Composer and Co.™ includes Joshua, Neku, Hanekoma, Beat, and Rhyme.))

Game I [∅] video

whatthefactor — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:11:59 GMT

[The PCD cuts on to video, focusing first on a pair of black pointed cowboy boots.]

For the love of Euler-- [The device quickly refocuses on a face all too familiar to some. Yes indeed, Sho Minamimoto is back from the grave. Again. And he looks none too pleased. And in pretty poor shape, skin unusually pale and voice hoarse..]

Who the factor stole my threads?

[And yet he still manages to be loud.

Yeah, that's all he's really got to say.]

NOTICE

whatthefactor — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 18:55:15 GMT

If you currently have this journal friended, please de-friend it. It is going to be recycled in the near future!

One-Hundred-Twentieth Matrix {Video + Action}

whatthefactor — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 00:50:31 GMT

[Sho is levitating in the air, sitting around the fire started in the apartments. He's using a broken branch from a tree to roast the whale he'd received from Feferi while whistling to the tune of this song ... Not that it'd be particularly easy to hear him over the crackle of the burning building.

Good times, Discedo. Good times]

One-Hundred-Nineteenth Matrix {Video | Japanese + Text || Backdated to earlier today!}

whatthefactor — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 02:30:01 GMT

[The video cuts on to Sho's grinning face. There's blood everywhere--smeared on and dripping from his face, some caked in his hair.]

Hah, guess I can't complain about this solution having already been derived! Can't really calculate how long I was gone, but it was still dull.

[Added 5 minutes later:]
DO ANY OF YOU HAVE SHAMPOO?

One-Hundred-Eighteenth Matrix {Voice | Japanese + Action}

whatthefactor — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 01:52:48 GMT

Any of you digits know if the bunker is still accessible or have the scientists been trying to cover up their tracks aga--Nevermind, I'll find that out for myself.

[His tone is less mocking, a little more serious than usual. He's got an idea and plans to take full advantage of the current state of the city.

There are two a quick, loud bursts of static.]

But the flowers. Besides that they're zetta hideous, anything useful you can add?

[Anyone around the museum will find Minamimoto snooping around.]

One-Hundred-Seventeenth Matrix {Text + Voice | English}

whatthefactor — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 21:01:46 GMT

[Text | Filter: Scientists | 50%]
Shampoo. Oranges. HP Tablets. - Clothes. Actual entertainment. Horseradish. - TI-89 (+ batteries) One set of red pens. Acid Rain.
[/Filter]

So the moronic monomial who sicced cleaning supplies on the city factoring owes me new supplies. They wrecked my masterpiece.

One-Hundred-Sixteenth Matrix {Video}

whatthefactor — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 19:16:11 GMT

[ The video feed cuts on with a loud, panicked SQUEAL belonging to the very terrified Pig Cha-Cha. It's tucked under Sho's arm, who appears to be on a rooftop in the industrial district. He stands, looking down over the edge.

In Japanese--] Finally found one of the fractals.

[ He drops the Pig Noise off the roof and quickly grabs his communicator to record it. Having survived the impact, the pig tries to run off, but there's a tattooed fin following close behind. After a few seconds, a hammerhead shark comes out from the snow-covered sidewalk and devours the pig.]

[4th wall]

whatthefactor — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 22:59:53 GMT

Heh, the same as the previous iterations. Just as I calculated.

.... So which stupid 000s are here now?

One-Hundred-Fifteenth Matrix {Video}

whatthefactor — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 18:35:51 GMT

[Sho is holding up a black snuggie covered in white πs to the camera. He doesn't look very amused.]

Is it a cult robe?
Whatever it's zetta ugly.
..... This factoring sucks.

One-Hundred-Fourteenth Matrix {Video} {backdated before 7pm}

whatthefactor — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 23:19:12 GMT

[Sho is sitting in front of a barricade composed mostly of junk, maybe a few monster corpses, and a couple conveniently situated barrel spiders. In his hands, he's holding a shotgun.]

It was only a matter of time. Don't remember hearing about Holland or whatever the factor it is before, but I guess that's not the point. Either way, we were never alone.

[He turns and peeks over his barricade.]

So how many of you zetta morons haven't been offed yet?B

OOC; comment meme

whatthefactor — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 22:15:36 GMT

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One-Hundred-Thirteenth Matrix {Video} {Backdated to around noon of 09/19}

whatthefactor — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 04:38:58 GMT

[The video turns on, zoomed on ants marching in an organized line. The video follows the line of ants until it focuses on one not-quite dog eared individual.]

[Said dog-eared individual seems to be holding something round with a handle and concentrating very hard on getting it as close to the ants as possible. It's fairly sunny at the moment, and there's reflected sunlight on the ground and in his face.] Hey, is it supposed to take this long?? I don't remember it taking this long.

Give it ≤ 1 minute. [The voice comes from the person holding the communicator.]

It's already been like ten minutes, you sure this thing isn't broken or something-- [In his agitation, Nora accidentally digs the magnifying glass into the ground, crushing some of the ants--] ... DAMMIT-- Ow-- Oh.

[Remember those poor ants? Some of them are now on fire, and it's spreading a bit down the line; Nora managed to ram his finger into some of them, but he's watching in fascination even as he sucks on it to soothe the burn.]

Way to go, Nora-inu.

[Nora freezes, crouched awkwardly over the ants. When he looks up, it's with a glare, and if you're paying attention, his hands just clenched into fists. In the dirt.] WHO'S A DAMN DOG, HUH?!

[He shoots to his feet next, and lets fly at the cameraman -- what's flying? Why, flaming ants, of course.]

[The communicator falls to the ground with a blast of static.]

((ooc: Sho and Nora are both five year olds. :|a ))

One-Hundred-Twelth Matrix {Voice}

whatthefactor — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 06:57:58 GMT

So tracking down the set these scientists are in....

Is there an app for that? It's almost a zetta shame he isn't here anymore. Could probably make one.

OOC; CR post 2.0

whatthefactor — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:10:46 GMT

Completely redoing my relationships post for Minamimoto. Comment here if you want your character to be added and with the icon you want me to use~!

	Grit •snipers_shot Basically? He thinks Grit is his namesake--dirt. The only reason he talks to the man is to pick on him. He's a stupid, worthless hick. The guy's attempts at trolling are shit and what kind of fucking moron just fires bullets off for no reason? Seriously. That's such a waste of bullets.
	Nora • failhound Because of the Lavos event and spending a week as a 9 year old, Nora is probably the closest thing Sho's ever had to a friend. Of course, that means almost nothing now and he just thinks Nora is a shonen retard. Still, he's pretty curious about the whole Cerberus deal.
	Sohma Hatsuharu • moarcowbell HE IS NOT YOUR PET. >8[
	Giovanni Auditore da Firenze • betrayedblade Aside from making a chess set for him, Sho doesn't really know Giovanni. But he complimented his work on the chess set, so he can't be too completely worthless.
	Riful of the West • nomnomguts Perhaps it's a sense of poor-self preservation or maybe it's just because he has blackmail on her, but Riful is really fun to mess with. It's just too easy. He only has to be himself. Trolling aside, he prefers her without the 'cutesy loli' facade and is potentially a valuable ally.
	Ukraine • dewinthesun She is the first female he's ever seen 100% naked, and it was completely unintentional. Even for someone without much of a sense of shame, it was incredibly awkward.
	Phoenix Wright • dividend They got along fairly well when they were both kids, but it basically means nothing to Sho now. He tried to implement laws, which thankfully failed, so he hardly views Phoenix as anything more than another stupid 000 who should pet Sho's ego more. He's also got horrible taste.
	Joseph Joestar • 3_hat_day A pain in the ass, entertaining, and useful all at the same time. That's basically it.
	Character Name • JOURNAL RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION

One-Hundred-Eleventh Matrix {Video}

whatthefactor — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:11:15 GMT

... Huh, I was so occupied with recalibrating my power that I missed my 2-year mark.

So why the factor do you fractals bring your communicators in the bathroom? Is it really necessary?

One-Hundred-Tenth Matrix {Video}

whatthefactor — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 06:09:43 GMT

Predictable as always, Discedo. Though I have to say the last function and the care packages were new. And before any of you fractals say it... Yes, I know I was a zetta precious child.

[Filtered to Eirin Yagokoro || 99% Unhackable]
I completed my part of the system and it's about time for you to solve for y. Morning of 08/07?
[/Filtered]

One-Hundred-Ninth Matrix {Voice | Japanese + Commentlog}

whatthefactor — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:06:23 GMT

..... .....

[His voice is somewhat shaky (and much higher pitched), but he's trying to stay strong.] I-I don't know what's going on but if you're planning on getting any ransom money out of this, don't hold your breath. You probably won't. Actually I'm 87% positive you won't.

[A pause following by rustling papers.] What's--

[The communicator turns off. About 5 minutes later Sho walks outside of Latimir, nose buried in a stack of papers.]

One-Hundred-Eighth Matrix {Voice || Filtered to Doctors || 97% UNHACKABLE}

whatthefactor — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 03:56:59 GMT

[FILTERED TO DOCTORS || 97% UNHACKABLE]
I'm almost positive you already know what this is about. I know the coordinates, just need a means of subtracting it.
[/FILTERED]

One-Hundred-Seventh Matrix {Video || Backdated to early evening}

whatthefactor — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 03:00:49 GMT

[Say hello to Minamimoto. He's sweaty, grimy, and generally in great need of a shower, buuuut he has an alarmingly satisfactory grin spread across his face. He turns the communicator around to reveal one of his works of art, most would see it as a huge heap of garbage, but to him, it's the epitome of true beauty. It's bigger than anything he's constructed recently, but that's not the only thing different about it. This one is covered in graffiti, from the typical "ode to myself because I'm so much better than you" poetry--if you can call it that--to equations to symbols from the taboo refinery sigils (such as the lion skull). It's vibrant, and considering he's more into sculpting than graffiti, pretty awesome.]

[He turns the camera back to himself.] And that, Discedo, is what is defined as beauty.

One-Hundred-Sixth Matrix {Voice}

whatthefactor — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:39:33 GMT

Heh heh heh heh, like flies to garbage.

But I wonder, which one of you 000s will be the first to get crunched?

9000th Inverse Matrix [Voice]

whatthefactor — Sun, 16 May 2010 05:05:43 GMT

...

Stay off the masterpieces and you won't get derived.