In the beginning, there was nothing... well, nothing save for space dust, some disco lights, and maybe a couple of gummy worms. :T But anyway, there was nothing... except stress brought on by modern social media. With that stress, came along an inescapable loneliness, and a strong desire for HTML customization. :'( Then one day, as I was scrolling through Tumblr, I came across a post about a weird little corner on the web called Neocities. So, on September 11th 2021, I signed up for an account, and created a half-decent-ish webpage revolving around internet nostalgia and unabashed self-expression.

Hi! I'm EXPECTATIONemesis, though you may know me by some of my other aliases, CyberAngeldust and Mechanakal. If you don't know me, don't worry, I'm just some loser who's been online for a lil too long. :P Welcome! This site's primary goal is to be a place where I can freely express myself. \^o^/
However which way you ended up here, feel free to take a load off, and go splorin.

This site looks best on desktop computers using Mozilla Firefox! It also looks fine on Google Chrome, if you're a filthy Google luver. If you dare look at this website on mobile, you WILL activate a detonation sequence, and your device will self-destruct in approximately ten seconds. Sorry, I don't make the rules. :(

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