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  <title>Betrayal. Destruction. Revenge.</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 03:17:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>IC Contact: Voicemail</title>
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  <description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://imgprx.livejournal.net/7705bc8ee5f472cd94e918ea700de0447c04db9ecbc31eb2a9d922291979632f/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m8c9fU0Mdsf-ah7h0yFmVCeFQgN3D-xfakNLrC0UrT0R2Ckx9uUUalTDfZAZWUgFdzUp19VYIyWo:eTZ93Q6K-3cm41nCx56g9A&quot; alt=&quot;business phone&quot; fetchpriority=&quot;high&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;You&apos;ve reached the office of Dr. Black at the Norman Osborn Hospital of Psychiatric Evaluation. Please leave your name and number, as well as your reason for calling, and I&apos;ll get back to you as soon as possible.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Beep.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 03:42:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>OOC: Villains For Hire</title>
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  <description>As proposed &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowlooc/1464587.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; and established ICly in &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowl/2467816.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;these&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowl/2479867.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;three&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowllogs/1171202.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;posts&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Villains For Hire&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt; is an organization of evil/morally ambiguous types united by their love of money and Slade&apos;s devious mind.  The purpose of this group is not only to do Slade&apos;s dirty work, but also for each individual villain to essentially act as a mercenary (with Slade as the proxy), selling their own unique talents for the betterment of evildoers everywhere -- and of course, to make a profit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you would like your character to be a part of these shenanigans, please comment to the &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowlooc/1464587.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;OOC sign-up post&lt;/a&gt;. If you would like your character to be contacted in-game by Slade to make a deal, please say so in your comment.  Then, comment to this post to be added to the current roster.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the other hand, if you would like to be added at a later date, please leave a note saying &apos;pending&apos; when you comment here so I know that membership has been put on hold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also: &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;if you would like to make a suggestion or propose a mission for the group, please feel free to do so here!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; Seriously, I WANT your feedback on this.  Even if your character is not on the roster, it will go a long way towards making this a successful and enjoyable undertaking, for everyone involved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So. Have at it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Current Roster&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- David Clinton/Chronos (&lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;chronosyoudidnt&quot; lj:user=&quot;chronosyoudidnt&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://chronosyoudidnt.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;chronosyoudidnt&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;- Angelica Einstürzen (&lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;dogabuse&quot; lj:user=&quot;dogabuse&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://dogabuse.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://dogabuse.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;dogabuse&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;- Kurosaki Shiro (&lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;holeheart&quot; lj:user=&quot;holeheart&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://holeheart.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://holeheart.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;holeheart&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;- Sandra Wu-San/Lady Shiva (&lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;deathdeals&quot; lj:user=&quot;deathdeals&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://deathdeals.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://deathdeals.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;deathdeals&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;- Thomas Blake/Catman (&lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;nine_tries&quot; lj:user=&quot;nine_tries&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://nine-tries.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://nine-tries.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;nine_tries&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;- The Joker (&lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;killerjoke&quot; lj:user=&quot;killerjoke&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://killerjoke.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://killerjoke.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;killerjoke&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Ported Out&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Apache (&lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;violent_bambi&quot; lj:user=&quot;violent_bambi&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://violent-bambi.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://violent-bambi.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;violent_bambi&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;- John Morley/Ghost (&lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;stealthvirus&quot; lj:user=&quot;stealthvirus&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://stealthvirus.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://stealthvirus.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;stealthvirus&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Pending&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:50:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>OOC: Coalition Information</title>
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  <description>The &lt;b&gt;Coalition&lt;/b&gt;, as &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowl/727193.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;proposed&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://community.livejournal.com/capeandcowl/794119.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;established&lt;/a&gt; by Starscream in May 2009, is a group of like-minded, &lt;s&gt;evil&lt;/s&gt; morally gray individuals who discuss, plot, and otherwise engage in rather questionable activities behind the heroes&apos; backs.  They are a shadow organization, a loose one with no real obligations besides one rule:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;First Rule of Coalition: Do Not &lt;i&gt;Talk&lt;/i&gt; About Coalition.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Current Roster:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* Slade&lt;br /&gt;* Norman Osborn (By proxy: Shego, possibly other Thunderbolts members?)&lt;br /&gt;* Dr. Angelica Einstürzen&lt;br /&gt;* Riful&lt;br /&gt;* The Major (By proxy: Schrodinger)&lt;br /&gt;* Shockwave&lt;br /&gt;* Lust&lt;br /&gt;* Illidan&lt;br /&gt;* John Cavil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ported Out:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* GLaDOS&lt;br /&gt;* Dr. Horrible&lt;br /&gt;* Starscream&lt;br /&gt;* Soundwave&lt;br /&gt;* Palpatine&lt;br /&gt;* Ganondorf&lt;br /&gt;* Madelyne Pryor&lt;br /&gt;* Lucifer&lt;br /&gt;* Alpha&lt;br /&gt;* The Master</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:34:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>OOC: Permissions Post</title>
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  <description>OK, here&apos;s the deal:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As many of you probably know, Slade is canonically a technological genius who has an army of robots (that he himself designed, yes) at his disposal so his knowledge of computers and the like are second-to-none.  In addition to this, he is also a &lt;b&gt;MAJOR CREEPER&lt;/b&gt; so he reads &lt;i&gt;everything&lt;/i&gt; posted to the network - or tries to keep track of it all, anyway.  This means that &lt;b&gt;HE IS IN UR POSTS, HAXXORING UR CONVOS&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is, if it&apos;s all right with the rest of you. :3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Here&apos;s what I need to know:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Your character&apos;s name (and journal, maybe?)&lt;br /&gt;2. Can he hack your character&apos;s private conversations?  Specify what is OK and what isn&apos;t, please.&lt;br /&gt;3. If your character filters his/her ENTIRE POST from him, can he hack that?  Again, specify your character&apos;s filtering skills, if that seems possible or not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;As a note:&lt;/u&gt; There &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; actually canonical precedence for this as Slade has shown the ability to hack the Teen Titans&apos; private communicators when he wants.  So...yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TALK TO ME. &amp;hearts;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:09:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>OOC: Meme</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;500&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;float:right;clear:none&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;form action=&quot;http://www.drunkenhero.com/lj_stalker.html&quot; method=&quot;post&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;padding-right: 5px; font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #0099cc&quot;&gt;Get one of your own!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;input style=&quot;background-color: #0099cc; padding-right:5px; color: #FFFFFF; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; border: 0px&quot; type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;user&quot; value=&quot;LJ Username!&quot;&gt; &lt;input style=&quot;padding-right: 5px;  background-color: #0099cc; color: #FFFFFF; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; border: 0px&quot; type=&quot;submit&quot; name=&quot;Submit&quot; value=&quot;Submit&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;margin-right:5px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.drunkenhero.com&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: #0099cc&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;by Drunken Hero&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;font-size: 24px; padding-bottom: 0px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #006699;&quot;&gt;Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from wantsapprentice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;padding-bottom:20px;&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#006699&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 20px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;goturheart&lt;/em&gt; is stalking &lt;em&gt;wantsapprentice&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px&quot;&gt;goturheart&apos;s REAL name :&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px&quot;&gt;Felisa Tricker&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px&quot;&gt;goturheart&apos;s REAL DOB :&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px&quot;&gt;25th March 1989&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #006699; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px&quot;&gt;Height :154 cm&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #006699; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px&quot;&gt;Weight : 56.9 kg&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px&quot;&gt;goturheart has dreamt about you : &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px&quot;&gt;6 times &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px&quot;&gt;goturheart became interested in you : &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px&quot;&gt;17th July 2005&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;&quot;&gt;goturheart&apos;s latest dream about you&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#006699&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt; You are stranded with goturheart on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;&quot;&gt;This is how goturheart describes your relationship behind your back &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#006699&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt; &apos;Things are going great! he still won&apos;t kiss me though in public. he will once I stop calling him in the middle of the night.&apos;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;&quot;&gt;goturheart&apos;s been stealing stuff from your house too. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#006699&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt; goturheart has a vast collection of wantsapprentice&apos;s mothers cuttlery lying around their bedroom. For some reason only known to God&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;&quot;&gt;They&apos;ve even started modifying their body for you&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#006699&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt; goturheart has wantsapprentice tattooed right across their chest.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #006699;&quot;&gt;They sent the following message to you in a Valentines &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#006699&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;I need somebody to love. Over these last couple of months I&apos;ve got to know you but you still do not know who I really am. I&apos;m watching you.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;padding-bottom:20px;&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#0099cc&quot;&gt;
&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 20px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;The Police &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px&quot;&gt;No. calls to the police : &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;50%&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Verdana; color: #666666; font-size: 9px&quot;&gt;7 times&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #0099CC;&quot;&gt;Your Last Call to The Police &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#0099CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt; &quot;Police!?!? goturheart&apos;s in my backyard again stealing clothes off of our washing line. This is the 10th time in a week for fucks sake.&quot;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #0099CC;&quot;&gt;goturheart&apos;s Police File &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#0099CC&quot;&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;If I was an old lady in this city I would be shitting myself in the knowledge that goturheart is roaming the streets.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot;padding-bottom:20px;&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#688BA1&quot;&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;100%&quot; bgcolor=&quot;688BA1&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 20px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;&quot;&gt;Testimonies about goturheart&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;
        &lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #688BA1;&quot;&gt;Lucilla Jennifer - Loves staring at dead bodies &lt;/td&gt;
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        &lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt; &apos;goturheart was a depressing bore and I&apos;m fucking glad they&apos;ve been outted as a twat. Means I won&apos;t have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.&apos;&lt;/td&gt;
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        &lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #688BA1;&quot;&gt;Michelina Hayden - Nosy old hen &lt;/td&gt;
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        &lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt; &apos;I&apos;ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I&apos;ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.&apos;&lt;/td&gt;
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        &lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #688BA1;&quot;&gt;Hickey Webb - Long-haul trucker &lt;/td&gt;
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        &lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt; &apos;I don&apos;t really have that many enemies - but goturheart is definitely one of them now.&apos;&lt;/td&gt;
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        &lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 12px; font-weight: bold; color: #688BA1;&quot;&gt;Armida Stoner - The Ear Doctor &lt;/td&gt;
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        &lt;td style=&quot;font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt; &apos;It&apos;s odd, I&apos;ve known some weird fucks in my time and goturheart and wantsapprentice would definitely top that list.&apos;&lt;/td&gt;
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