Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from wantsapprentice.
| goturheart is stalking wantsapprentice |
| goturheart's REAL name : | Felisa Tricker |
| goturheart's REAL DOB : | 25th March 1989 |
| Height :154 cm | Weight : 56.9 kg |
| goturheart has dreamt about you : | 6 times |
| goturheart became interested in you : | 17th July 2005 |
| goturheart's latest dream about you |
| You are stranded with goturheart on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes. |
| This is how goturheart describes your relationship behind your back |
| 'Things are going great! he still won't kiss me though in public. he will once I stop calling him in the middle of the night.' |
| goturheart's been stealing stuff from your house too. |
| goturheart has a vast collection of wantsapprentice's mothers cuttlery lying around their bedroom. For some reason only known to God |
| They've even started modifying their body for you |
| goturheart has wantsapprentice tattooed right across their chest. |
| They sent the following message to you in a Valentines |
| I need somebody to love. Over these last couple of months I've got to know you but you still do not know who I really am. I'm watching you. |
| Testimonies about goturheart |
| Lucilla Jennifer - Loves staring at dead bodies |
| 'goturheart was a depressing bore and I'm fucking glad they've been outted as a twat. Means I won't have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.' |
| Michelina Hayden - Nosy old hen |
| 'I've known them both for a long time and I can safely say I've never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.' |
| Hickey Webb - Long-haul trucker |
| 'I don't really have that many enemies - but goturheart is definitely one of them now.' |
| Armida Stoner - The Ear Doctor |
| 'It's odd, I've known some weird fucks in my time and goturheart and wantsapprentice would definitely top that list.' |
