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hello what's up guys have an arthur/merlin vid

voldything — Wed, 25 Dec 2013 16:03:01 GMT

Love Lockdown, by Kanye West
Arthur/Merlin | @ tumblr | @ vimeo

life is still meaningless

voldything — Sun, 09 Jun 2013 18:49:03 GMT

suck it delicious

voldything — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 01:38:53 GMT

Quick note to those of you who follow my fic recs: I'm 100% done with delicious so I shall be bookmarking at diigo now. New links:

277 Klaine recs (+ crisscolfer)

516 Merlin recs (arthur/merlin, gwen/morgana, rpf, etc)

i accidentally a merlin vid

voldything — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:59:48 GMT

I Will Wait, by Mumford & Sons
Arthur/Merlin | @ tumblr | @ vimeo

life has no meaning anymore

voldything — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 14:35:41 GMT

ETA: SPOILERISH FOR MERLIN i'm too dead inside to put it under a cut

I'm sorry I bullied you all into watching Merlin 5 years ago I didn't know this was going to happen it was meant to be all about happy unicorns and the OT4 and the knights being silly and unhelpful dragons and Arthur and Merlin being so in love but NOT LIKE THIS when one of them is dying and the other is losing literally the one thing that gave his life meaning and they where THISCLOSE all the episode and even the non shippers thought they were going to kiss EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH THE SHOW but then Gwaine and Morgana and no, no and "just hold me" and the truck and I'm so heartbroken and what am I going to do with my life now I'm sorry I'm just so sad

how the merlin finale stole xmas

voldything — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 13:33:46 GMT

Hello. There's one good reason why I haven't posted any more recaps.

DENIAL

M S5Ep08 'The Hollow Queen'

voldything — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 00:41:35 GMT

what finale what xmas I don't know what you're talking about

parkour! not very medieval i don't think

"I'm catching frogs."
"Frogs...?"
"It's a full moon, Leon, we used to do it."
FURTHER REASONS WHY I DON'T BELIEVE GWEN'S MIND HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY ANY ENCHANTMENT everything she says and does is HERSELF

doesn't arthur feel awkward at ALL having merlin decorate the bed for sexy times with his wife?

Merlin is 100% done with everything and it BREAKS MY HEART

stop touching the food it's unsanitary

brb shipping him with mordred

"You don't even know who this boy is."
merlin i understand you're sad about arthur but your anonymous hook ups are getting OUT OF HAND

"You're the King's servant."
"Arthur won't even notice I'm gone."
and the next thing you hear is arthur screaming for merlin i can't deal with merlin feeling so unappreciated and not knowing how much arthur depends on him constantly why can't he be happy i don't want ti watch this episode anymORE

WHERE ARE ALL THE FICS ABOUT MERLIN COMBING ARTHURT'S HAIR EVERY MORNING BECAUSE IT'S CANON LOOK AT IT BEING CANON THE CANONICITY OF IT JUST PUNCHED US ALL IN THE FACE

"Merlin!"
he looks behind the door i cjkadfhjdsafhd i will jujmp in front of a train i can'tttttttt

look at him he's amazed by merlin you can see his eyes shining like little stars of adoration

"Come on Gaius. Shirt!"
i'm SCRESSAMING sdfjahsdfjfd but can YOU IMAGINE when they first began their association with Merlin having NO IDEA WHAT TO DO or how to dress people and arthur being used to GOD KNOWS WHAT and merlin trying to look all knowledgable but actually figuring things out as he went and arthur all "eehhh ok" like, how do i even put the shirt on i can't reach that high i can't step on the bed that's IT he can LEAN OVER FOR ME how cna i comb his hair i'm only used to combing my own THAT'S IT he cna sit on the bed and i'll stand between his legs and TADA and how do i even tie his BELTS oh man i'll just hug him from behind and pretend i'm doing my own????????

"It's Guinevere's nightdress."
CAN I JUST REMIND US ALL OF ARTHUR MOCKING MERLIN LAST EPISODE ABOUT THE HOLES IN GWEN'S DRESS BEING THE SLEEVES CAN I POINT THAT OUT

"Why are you like this? People I've met... they're not like you, they don't care. I don't matter."
the boy's known him for less than a day and he already knows merlin is too precious for this world

"We share one thing. Our hatred for Morgana."
wait you HATE her now?? HATE? since when?!?!?!

arthur is the dumbest lol txt it

didn't he HEAR THEM they're not exactly quiet with all that armour!

"Merlin has a weakness for outcasts. Specially druids."
i'm sure this doesn't mean he has a special connection with them or anything, it's all just a crazy random coincidence

"Not a word of this to anyone."
it's so cute how she insists on trying to make people keep quiet

"(The Dragon's) cries were even more heartbreaking than Morgana's."
GWEN YOU MUST KILL HIM AT ONCE

this would make me 156% happier if they weren't trying to kill the boys

"I want Merlin back, where is he?"
he tells his wife, after she pressed her chest all over him

"I think they mean to kill the king."
wow this is a completely new development, so unexpected, i'm frozen in shock!

"He's seeing a girl."
"... Merlin?"
hahahah oh gwen you just lost 296 credibility points

"Gaius, you can help me get dressed."
anyone but gwen again!

subtle! arthur aren't you a little bit curious to know why he's looking upwards?

and the lord's guards not reacting at all! guys you had ONE JOB

GODDAMMIT

"Did I do something good?"
fuck my entire life with a rusty chainsaw

"Why don't you tell us all about (the girl)."
"Right"
"And why you're walking with a limp."
on the one hand: the hilarity of the implied buttsex with someone obviously not female; on the other: merlin's tired tired SO TIRED face
#everythinghurts

M S5Ep07 'A Lesson In Vengeance'

voldything — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 20:42:51 GMT

I'll just say it: when was the last time any hint of heterosexuality had a positive outcome in this show? Never that's when

"This is nice, isn't it? The two of us."
"Well, the three of us."
"Merlin? Merlin doesn't count."
merlin doesn't count because he's a PART OF HIM HE'S AN EXTENSION OF HIS BODY THEY'RE ONE

but arthur has ALWAYS taken merlin on his dates this doesn't surprise me at all

ALICE YOU ALWAYS GIVE US THE GOOD STUFF

"You're my King, sire. I'd never do anything to hurt you, never."
Merlin I don't even care what you do today but you need to KEEP HIM ALIVE LOOK AT HIM PLS look at his tiny scared face like a PUPPY

"The law is the law, whether we like it or not."
That crown is WASTED on your head Arthur why won't you understand already being the King makes YOU the last word on anything!

i've had it with your blue eyes

look at merlin sitting like a dude this is so weird

merlin stop flirting he's going to die and stuff don't be inappropriate

OK WHAT THE HELL GWEN WAS NOT ENCHANTED TO BE EVIL, ONLY BRAIN-SCATTERED AND TRUSTING MORGANA WHY WOULD SHE START KILLING what WHAT what

MY FEELINGS EXACTLY

"You need to stay close to Arthur and do anything you can to protect him."
"You have my word."
of course merlin whatever you say merlin your wish is my command are you comfortable can i get you anything are you hungry that scarf looks very fetch on you and did i mention your hair looks lovely because it DOES

I love how freaked out she is at the man's cheery reaction towards killing potions lmao and we're supposed to belive she's evil incarnated hahaha ok

morgana how do you learn of these people seriously

"(the gold) is more than enough to pay my wares, not my silence."
now she's worried people would know she's buying poison? giirl you're the villain now it's EXPECTED of you

I wonder if she learned distracting techniques that would work on Arthur from Morgana when they were all happy and non-related

"Raw imported silk."
elementary, my dear Gaius!

"Merlin, I would strongly recommend that you start showing less interest in Guinevere’s clothing and a little more interest in mine."
stop teasing us with this ~~SUB~~TEXT

GIRLS PLEASE

MORGANA LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SHE DID THE LAST TIME THEY ALL REALIZED IT WAS HER, CAN'T YOU GET ANOTHER FACE OR SOMETHING AT LEAST A MUSTACHE IDK

you can tell there's something really wrong and evil going on because they act like a couple!

this is the part where all the knights (and SPECIALLY GWAINE) team up in merlin's defense, right?

YOU'LL HAVE A FRIEND LIKE WILL AGAIN SOMEDAY MERLIN, PLEASE STOP WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THESE KNIGHTS

gaius is two seconds away from pushing her through the windows lmao

"You're as close as family as Arthur has."
she's his WIFE one would think it's obvious she's his family??????

"It's hardly any wonder your prisners are being murdered if you can't even remember who you are letting in and who you're letting out!"
DRAGOON ONLY GETS FUNNIER EVERY TIME I CAN'T

"Why on EARTH would anyone want to steal your godforsaken PIES."
i am cryING

ALL THE AWARDS FOR THIS WOMAN WHO MADE IT THROUGH THE SCENE WITHOUT CRACKING UP

you have magic SURELY there's an easier way to climb that wall

merlin there's one step missing in this magical cpr i'll give you a clue: YOUR MOUTHS NEED TO BE CLOSER

remember last time merlin was crying and had to take a moment to collect himself before doing magic? it was with someone he loved and wanted to run away with does it ring any bells

HE'S FULL-ON SOBBING WHO ALLOWED THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE

NOW HE'S SO HAPPY LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT A WORRY IN THE WORLD WHY CNA'T EVERY EPISODE BE 40 MINS OF THIS

MERLIN IS SMILING I REPEAT MERLIN IS SMILING ARTHUR UPDATE YOUR COUNTER

"Did you recognize (the) woman (who bought the potion)?"
"I cannot say for certain but I believe it to be Morgana Pendragon."
LMAO 4 FOR YOU FEARLESS DUDE

nope I can't say I was expecting the episode to end with an extremely creepy chant for the queen

next episode: IDK I THINK MERLIN GETS INFECTED WITH THAT BLACK SLIMY VIRUS THINGY FROM THE X FILES

M S5Ep06 'The Dark Tower'

voldything — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 00:04:05 GMT

WHAT FEELING WHAT

they're all friends THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED

"Arthur never tells me anything."
a+ on marriage guys

"But (Arthur) told you who Gwaine is in love with."
"Himself."
it's public knowledge she actually meant 'merlin' so I won't even mention it, but can you imagine for a second arthur being all annoying with a high pitch voice telling gwen how "in love gwaine is with merlin with MERLIN of all people what's wrong with him!! ha ha right?? MERLIN who could ever be in love with MERLIN there's nothing special about MERLIN they could get married for all i care!!!!!!!"

morgana just wants to hang out with them too the poor lonely darling

she can't invite her over for tea like a normal person morgana baby pls

handshakes are not what they do because they're used to GRABBING AT EACH OTHER anything less than that it's not even on their radar

MORGANA stop trying to touch her boob when she's unconscious

"(Arthur) is not stupid."
gwen doll you clearly don't know your husband very well

she DOES realize she now doesn't have water either, doesn't she

WHAT DO ALL THESE WEIRD LOOKS AND MERLIN'S CHEERY AND HAPPY DISPOSITION MEAN I UNDERSTAND NOTHING MERLIN ARE YOU ON DRUGS IT'S OK YOU CAN TRUST ME

"Keep moving."
"Where are you taking me?"
the basement OBVIOUSLY

don't worry about the screaming, morgana probably hit her knee against a table or something

"I had the same dream."
That was a moment for Leon. About Owain. You move him, Owain. And this camping trip... is just an excuse. To spend more time with you.

"I was having a dream about eating cheese that tasted of apple pie. Anyone else had that dream?"
I have the strongest feelings they all thought the cameras had stopped rolling and that was just Eoin being himself

nope you need to be even CLOSER for whatever it is you were talking about

screaming again! morgana is waxing her legs, her pain threshold is very low the poor thing

aw merlin don't look at gwaine like that he's IN LOVE WITH YOU

"Pale leaves face south, dark leaves face north."
is this scientifically accurate? i need to know before it's stored into my brain FOREVER

no but HOLD ON A SECOND gwen's ghosts laugh at her face except for merlin, who scares her off by ROARING into her face while crouching like a LION and remember how the official merlin twitter agreed on 'king and lionheart' being an arthur/merlin song?? DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS

"I made you a promise, remember?"
omg but merlin won't stop being all over arthur today trying to catch his attention all the time AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

"Food always makes me feel better. Would you prefer some chicken?"
THIS IS AS GOOD AS A LOVE DECLARATION. DESTINY AND CHICKEN MY LOVE.

"I would have sold my soul for someone to show me kindness such as this."
it's been SO LONG since they've shared a scene much less a conversation and my shipping heart is BURSTING

ok???????????????????????????

merlin is 2 sleepy moves away from cuddling into arthur's sidePLEASE

this episode is FREAKING ME OUT

excalibur is on the ground, how many swords is he carrying and most importantly WHERE

keep the magic secret more like do whatever the hell you want merlin! it's your show we can't tell you what to do

this is EXACTLY like the broken sword II game the maze forest drove me NUTS please someone tell me they know it i'd ask for your hand in marriage right now

if they were sitting down they'd be on each other's laps with how close they are now; just though i'd share that mental image with you

she will never find you behind that pillar!

"Anything you want you can have. I'll give it to you."
is this really happening is this real life

they don't wear socks NOW WE KNOW HOW THEY ALL SMELL I WISH WE DIDN'T

STOP BEING SUCH A WUSS OWAIN everybody is WAITING FOR YOU

merlin looks FLABBERGASTED at arthur not moving an inch to help him ME TOO MERLIN ME TOO

"I know it's not you."
ANGEL ALL THE AWARDS

"Darling, I was wrong to make you suffer."
HOLD ME WHAT'S HAPPENING

"You need never be alone again, I'm the only one you can trust."
I AM SCREAMING THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO KISS BUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS BANANAS

morgana, halloween was ages ago why is that decoration still there

"Morgana has enchanted (the sword) to protect me."
SHE USED THE WORD 'PROTECT' THAT WORD CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH I HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT IT OVER HERE AND I WON'T GET OVER IT ANY MOMENT SOON BECAUSE THEY (AS IN GWEN & MORG) WERE EXPECTING A OR M BUT NOT ELYAN AND SHE TRIED TO WARN HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM

i'm sorry elyan your death was imminent and obvious :(

wait so they showing us the sole of owain's foot meant nothing at all?

arthur can't console his wife this is the SADDEST THING oh cheesus on toast DO SOMETHING

I can't believe for a second they have romantic feelings for each other they barely even understand each other as friends and SHOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHAT WHAT WHAT

they sleep fully clothed omg $5 says they have a chastity belt too this is getting RIDICULOUS

"Together we will assure the destruction of everything Arthur holds dear."

M S5Ep04 'Another's Sorrow'

voldything — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 01:27:57 GMT

this is late and i STILL have to reply to all your lovely comments I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

MITHIAN AND MORGANA IN THE SAME ROOM omg is this finally it? the moment their eyes meet across the room and time slows down and they're a guarded at first of each other (because, well, dead people around) but then they sense a twin soul in each other and go hunting together and spar and talk through the night braiding each other's hair and fall in love and morgana decides she doesn't even want camelot anyway, she'd be perfectly happy building a kingdom from the ground with mithian and every year they share a festival with camelot and arthur is his friend again and they mock each other good naturally when one of their knights wins and the final competition is against each other but then they remember how much fun they used to have as kids and start laughing at the memory and forfeit so it's even and no one wins except everyone DOES and they're all happy?????????

you can tell morgana is crazy this season because her hair is a medusa all over the place twice her height

"She means everything to me."
this love story I predicted is moving along QUICKLY!!

"Is she going to be alright?"
jeez gaius JUST got here how is he meant to know what she has already! he's an old man let him breathe! don't rush him!!

"Did you just give me an order?"
"Yes sire."
"Feels good, doesn't it.
"It was not unpleasant."
arthur and merlin this is not the moment to start discussing the boundaries of your dom/sub relationship

"The (spell) is exhausting you."
MITHIAN CARES ABOUT HER HEALTH!! THEIR LOVE IS IMMINENT

people sitting down: the queen, gaius and......... gwaine (on a map, because he cares for NOTHING)

an arthur/gwen scene hahahahaha have a screencap of all that sexual tension i guess i mean this thing between them is so raw and animal arthur can't even look at her

morgana you're the complete opposite of a smooth criminal

I LOVE THE CASTLE look at those corridors unff

oohohohohohohohoh the ex

"Here I am, two legs, two arms my own teeth."
yes merlin is perfectly aware of ALL your body parts (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand KISS goddamnit can you stand ANY CLOSER)

lmao morgana taking advantage of EVERY SITUATION

"If you were me, if you were in my shoes, would you do anything different?"
are they going to have the exact same chat every episode

PLEASE

19'43'' to 20'05'' -> I KEPT TRACK THAT'S HOW LONG THEY GAZED AT EACH OTHER IN COMPLETE SILENCE UNINTERRUPTEDLY I'M 2000% DONE

POLYJUICE POTION IS WEARING OFF OH BOY OH BOY

"Her blood flows with the strength and vigor of someone half her age"
are you saying morgana is like 40 years old that's RUDE she's at least 39! lies, I don't know how old anyone is supposed to be I've lost all track of time with this show

I can't get over how pretty our show looks this season REMEMBER THE $75 TOTAL BUDGET THEY HAD IN S1 IT'S GROWN UP SO MUCH I'M JUST SO PROUD

mithian please

"Merlin don't make me do that again, I'm not sure my heart can take it."
SPOILER ALERT GAIUS WILL DIE THIS SEASON SAVING MERLIN FROM A NEAR-DEATH YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST (SOURCE: MY AMAZING POWERS OF DEDUCTION)

this doesn't look suspicious at all! arthur exactly how gullible are you jfc

this is the face of a man realizing exactly how dumb he is

have you ever seen a group of more useless men in your life

SHE WILL BE OK DON'T WORRY

why did he touch the table (rocky thingy??) he had no reason he was already standing up THIS IS GOING TO BOTHER ME FOREVER

I want them to be bff so BADLY I mean she hides behind Merlin how ADORABLE IS THAT

"What about us, Pendragon?"
what about all we shared by the moonlight, all those memories in the forest, all those picnics when we fed each other fruit

"So be it. A truce it is."
this is just a branch in my eye no one got emotional here

"Camelot would be nothing were it not for the courage and loyalty of its friends."
this isn't the justice league drop the platitudes!

LMAO hand holding why is this so funny i am crying for much different reasons rn

GAIUS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE????????

next week: no one is talking about gaius' EYE

M S5Ep03 'The Death Song of Uther Pendragon'

voldything — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 22:07:02 GMT

sorry arwen shippers

so how's that little date of yours going, boys? need anything? some snacks? let me know!

this is not ealdor I repeat this is not ealdor you can tell by the lack of flags or the running hunith coming to greet them after sensing their ust all the way from her kitchen

they look so unimpressed by everything I mean I don't think they care about some witch or king they just want to take a NAP

they're going to set her hair on fire that was exactly what we were trying to avoid!

we know you love those dying elders whispering creepy last words, so here's another one!

"It's beautiful."
vintage! so adorable that's the ugliest effin horn i've ever seen

5 bucks say that's the most physical action they have had in years

nope nope nope

but uther's wonky legs tho

THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

AMY AND RORY ARE BELOW THEM RIGHT NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT

"There isn't a day that passes that I do not think of you."
"And I, you."
you're DEAD you CANNOT THINK and even then I'm sure there's no such a thing as 'days' in this afterlife what I'm trying to say is liar liar ghostly pants on fire

"How can I be proud of a son who ignores everything I've thought him, who is destroying my legacy?"
this was pretty much arthur's worst idea ever wasn't it

Merlin, and his sultry lounging position number 58 from this year's collection

he's SIR LEON THE GREAT ALL CAPS he has beaten death countless of times he does not fear doors opening like some other lesser knights!

That knight right there. I want him to be Gwaine's new bff I feel they have loads in common

EXCUSE ME SIR THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MEETING FROM THE KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT YOU CAN'T BRING YOUR NON-MEDIEVAL CELLPHONE TO THE ROUND TABLE IT'S DISRESPECTFUL

nothing will stop him from reading his report he worked HARD ON IT! you can't fake this level of dedication!!!!

STOP HOLDING HANDS YOU'RE KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT DOES IT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU COWARDLY MEN?????? Gwen please go put some order in that room the round table is a JOKE

"Why does it always take you twice as long to change out of your armour?"
look at the knights pulling each other's pigtails they're such BOYS

why is he eating alone it's like everyone forgets he's married unless someone literally mentions gwen's name

Merlin you need to get on with the program. Arthur's already been unlacing his shirt and you're still with your jacket on! Chop chop, come on.

omg uther you're five years old

please don't cough on the queen's face it's rude

"Why would (Uther) do something like this to Guinevere if he knows how much I love her?"
LMAO have you even MET your dad

there's a jar with two cups and I'm only seeing Arthur & Merlin in that room hmmmm I wonder hmmmmmmmmm what this could possibly hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mean hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm if you catch my drift

Gaius knows what you've been UP to and he's less than thrilled let me tell you

BOYS PLEASE

"Is it safe?"
"........ I can't say I'm entirely sure."
I LOVE YOU GAIUS

"What are you waiting for?"
"To see if it's safe."
"So... if I don't die, you'll take yours."
"Precisely."
fdgdfhshyufiuyi

"Merlin, tell Leon what we're doing."
"We're... I'm teaching him some poetry."
"Poetry?"
"I... love... poetry."
"I was as surprised as you are! He can't get enough of it!"
i'm cryiNG and DSVCREAMING

"I'll.... leave you to your poetry, then, my Lord."
sdkjafks Leon and the knights gossip all day long about how unsubtle arthur and merlin's sexcapades are omg there's nothing in this world that will convince me otherwise

"What did you want me to say?"
"I don't know, something that didn't make me sound like a lovestruck girl."
He said, staring into Merlin's eyes, swallowing the lump in his throat

what the hell is that dove doing down there

"Why are you doing this?"
why did you open those windows! why did you throw those barrels! why did you bring thAT BIRD INTO THE CASTLE you're HEARTLESS

"I trust (Guinevere) more than anyone."
that's why I constantly tell merlin not to tell her anything!

"You have magic."
"I was born with it!"
IT'S NOT MAYBELLINE GODDAMMIT I'M TIRED OF EXPLAINING THIS

"Arthur is a better and more worthy king than you ever were."
He actually literally canonically gets so emotional he has tears in his eyes when he praises Arthur and I want to eat my own arm

"Merlin has--"
oh man oh man oh man he either rathers RE-KILL HIS OWN DAD before listening something bad said about Merlin OR HE KNOWS WHAT UTHER WAS ABOUT TO SAY AND COULDN'T HANDLE IT BEING SAID OUTLOUD ANDBSBFHHASGHAGJKA

HE KNOWS HE KNOWSSSSSSSS

"When do I ever hit you?"
"All the time."
"That's not hitting, Merlin, that's... merely friendly slaps, that's horseplay."
no no, arthur, he's not talking about the stuff you do in bed he's all right with those things

come before me merlin, let us dance hurry my arms get tired

giggling like a shameless idiot everytime i see this ngl

........................is this a fisting joke. I mean I'm not surprised, they were just talking about riding each other and getting rough during their kinky boy time but actually SHOWING who does what to whom is a bit TMI show!

next week: MITHIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M S5Ep02 'Arthur's Bane pt. II'

voldything — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 23:19:10 GMT

LAND OF MAGIC TIME OF MYTH LET'S GO

Aithusa it's like I brought you back myself!!! THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

no, no, your head goes through the loop not your hand

Bella Swan what in the fresh hell are you doing here

Mordred you creepy little bastard

SPEAKING OF CREEPY BASTARDS

"I promise, your secret is safe with me."
Mordred's chemistry with anything that breathes makes me SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE because he IS A CHILD. Or at least, he was just a child YESTERDAY.

we interrupt your merlin episode with a failed .mp4 file. I'm going to assume there was rampant very gay sex going on and you can't prove otherwise to me because we will never SEE WHAT HAPPENED all these minutes. There is no way to know. NONE.

"Stop! He needs water!"
............. you're surrounded by snow can't he lick some ice?? *doesn't actually know how snow tastes, best guess= cold*

look at that shot goddamn our show is so pretty

"Sefa is his daughter, I have to believe that he will (appear)"
well if you BELIEVE SO

there is a LIMIT to my suspension of disbelief, show!!!

you will never get an olympic medal diving like that!

SpiderWizard, SpiderWizard, does whatever a SpiderWizard does

"I need water."
why is everyone whining about their thirst today, you're a wizard harry make it rain or SOMEthing

Morgana I know they're distracting but there's still half the episode left FOCUS PLS (look at your shiny clean hair, the novelty of this will never end!)

"What is it?"
it's an airplane, guinevere, whta do you think it is (it looks like a cigarette so I think it's safe to assume this week's hidden psa is: smoking kills!!)

THIS PART IS GROSS, I AM NOT AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY I DON'T FIND THIS AMUSING

Arthur this is a rescue mission, you need to stop being amazed by everything Merlin does

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS. EITHER THEY CUDDLED ON THEIR SIDES TO FIT INSIDE THE TINY SPACE OR ARTHUR SAT ON MERLIN'S LAP. EITHER WAY ALL ROADS LEAD TO: SEXY FUN TIMES

SHE'S SO HAPPY ;_; I LIKE THIS SEASON THIS IS THE BEST SEASON SO FAR

I don't mean to be a killjoy but you're one second away from flashing little innocent Mordred. Not that I'm complaining, but young impressionable eyes and all that and I have completely lost my train of thought for unknown reasons, what show is this again?

"I want to put (Arthur)'s head on a spike"
but tell us how you really feel Morgana, don't hold back this is a SAFE SPACE

WHY

WHY

SET IT ON FIRE

Arthur/Merlin is Gwaine's OTP you guys, he's one of us he's overcomed with FEELINGS HE CAN'T HOLD

SURPRISE PARTY! the stripper (*) you ordered is right here, sir

aithusa baby omg you have your DADS' EYES

MORDRED YOU DIDN'T oh shit (THAT KNIFE IS SUSPICIOUSLY CLEAN THEY COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO PUT SOME KETCHUP ON IT I SEE HOW IT IS, SHOW, I UNDERSTAND)

nope nope nppe nope nop

this is my gratuitous gift for those of you how inexplicably enjoy manboobs over ladyboobs

"Is there anything you wish to ask me?"
why do you look like thAt why do you exist why is this happening why are you so close do you understand the concept of personal space what sort of twisted mind came up with you exactly how big is this cave can you explain your anatomy to me did i leave the stove on why does no one get lost inside this cave why does everything look so clean why 42 why do the rocks look so fake why does your brain shimmer is this real life

OH SHIT

can we NOT

"You saved Arthur's life. Why?"
"Because Arthur is right. The love that binds us is more important than the power we wield"
does he have a crush on arthur does he have a crush on merlin i understand NOTHING

hghfghfsdf ok so arthur and merlin are the dads, morgana the mom, gwen the bipolar godmother gaius the corny grandpa and mordred the psycho cousin and they lived happily ever after THE END

* Barney

Fic: Consequence of Dissolution

voldything — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 14:28:37 GMT

Blaine (Blaine/Kurt) - PG-13 - 2,000 words - spoilers for 4.04 (tumblr link)

He stared at himself in the bathroom mirror, his arms heavy as lead as he combed his hair back. Over and over and it just wouldn’t stay flat enough. He grabbed the pot of gel again, breathing fast over the memory of Kurt tsking his excess, and added just a bit more to the back of his head.

No one was going to touch his hair, anyway. There was no point in considering a hand carding through his curls, fingers cupping the back of his neck. Not now, or for the foreseeable future.

Kurt still wasn’t talking to him.

Back to his room, he avoided the chest of drawers as he had unconsciously been doing for the last couple of weeks. His bowties were all in there, his ties, Kurt’s clothes, his softer cardigans, Kurt’s gifts. He couldn’t even bear wearing a scarf around his neck, no matter how cold it was getting lately. Everything reminded him of Kurt, his bright eyes every time he stepped as close as he could to tie something for him, to fix a knot, to make him right.

Now it all felt like an iron band around his throat, the mere idea like choking on air.

His closet had enough clothes for him, even if these days he only picked his self-appointed uniform for school: polo, sweater, jeans, shoes. It gave him no room for creativity, but it also didn’t require him to lose time thinking about it. It didn’t matter anymore. He had no one to dress for, no one who wanted to see his outfits in small phone pictures.

Blaine shuddered a sigh, tried to get himself together.

His homework was in his satchel already, and he promised himself like he did every morning he was going to get a new one as soon as possible. Maybe a black portfolio, or nothing at all. He could just carry his books in his arms, had no reason to need them free.

(He had bought Kurt the same satchel as a parting gift, knowing he had always been fond of it and his smaller Marc Jacobs wasn’t going to be enough to carry his work papers. He can’t even look at his anymore. He used to clutch the leather strap across his chest whenever he and Kurt weren’t comfortable with their surroundings to hold hands. It was a small comfort knowing he could still feel the strength of Kurt’s shoulder against his, that as soon as they could they always let go of themselves to hold on to each other. He swears he can feel it, sometimes. The phantom of Kurt’s fingers curling against his, the void right at the heart of his palm burning with Kurt’s absence. Every time he closes his fist into air, catching nothing. The worn strap of his satchel is the worst reminder of the things he won’t have now, no matter where he is).

These days he was used to spend as little time as possible in his own room. Sometimes he couldn’t even sleep in his own bed, had to curl on his couch twisted on himself just so he could look at Kurt’s portrait by his bedside table. That was the only one he had allowed himself to keep on plain sight. Kurt had looked aloof and mysterious during that little photoshoot, and Blaine could handle that much better than seeing his smiling face every morning.

The pinning board above his desk was completely empty now. What once was filled with Warbler pictures (their betrayal still hurt like kicks to the ribs after dancing with a boy), then shared with New Directions (he was an afterthought, he would never be any of them’s first or second choice) and surrounded by Kurt, always Kurt since the very beginning (he felt so guilty, so tainted, he couldn’t get out of his own head) had became a collage of all the ways his life had fallen apart time after time. He didn’t need that board anymore, either.

He thought about how easily he had destroyed the most important thing in his life, the one above all, on his own. Thought about it every day, every where, every second.

He could barely remember that actual afternoon (didn’t want to, wanted to erase it from his past) only the relief of someone actually wanting him close, asking for him. He didn’t even stay for Glee club that day, he could recall driving in a daze, his sight blurring and meeting with a boy with the wrong eyes. And everything had felt wrong before they even touched, and that should have been his first sign to stop, to get out and into his car, to drive back. But he hadn’t, had felt frozen on the spot, and the void that had been living in his chest grew tenfold. This wasn’t what he had been needing, not at all. Eli’s hand had closed on his biceps, keeping him close, and his rebuttal stayed silent like a lump in his throat. Like a knife slowly and irrevocably twisting into his own heart.

He had gone straight back home after, mindlessly walking to the basement without stopping until he was in front of his punching bag. He had breathed in the stale air and the used cracked leather, had felt like the old heavy bag had looked.

One second to the next, he had divested himself of shirt and sweater and had started punching, his bare fists clenched so tight his knuckles were white. He didn’t know how much time he spent there, hitting every thought away. Had no way of knowing. He had stopped when one of his hands slided the curve of the bag, the blood from his abused skin mixing with the sweat he was drenched in.

A memory had assaulted him at once: Kurt strapping his boxing gloves with a kiss afterwards on each hand, flirting and looking through his eyelashes at him, asking to be careful with his hands because who would play piano for me if you hurt them?

An unexpected sob had broken through his apathy and before he knew it he was kneeling on the floor, dry heaving a lunch and breakfast he had skipped and hyperventilating through the desperate tears he had been keeping at bay. It all became real, right there and then. Real and undoable, and the bile in his mouth was the least of the things he deserved.

He had ruined everything. There was no excuse, no explanation other than I was so alone and even that sounded empty and insincere. His mind kept handing him reasonings as his body curled more and more into itself, his forehead almost to the floor, but the truth was he hadn’t thought at all before going to Eli’s house.

How could he ever explain things he had no words for? That his heart was overflowed with Kurt, that his love kept burning him from the inside out and had no outlet for the way he was losing himself in his absence. That he was spiralling without control, that he was uncomfortable in his own skin because he couldn’t be his true self with anyone left at all. That he was choking with his devotion, always drowning in the words Kurt had no time to hear from him.

He was starved from physical affection, was almost blinded by the need of any sort of connection he could get. He had thought maybe that was the only thing he had needed, something to put him back together until he could see Kurt again. And he had tried, tried so hard to be touched by anything at all but school clubs only left him emptier, and the presidency meant less than nothing.

Without Kurt’s buffer, no one really talked to him. His classmates were rude, his teachers uncaring. Glee club only ever wanted things from him, always demanding and never satisfied and he was just so tired. Endless repetitive speeches about union and group work meant nothing when New Directions had always only been Kurt’s home, not his.

Blaine’s home was Kurt and Kurt’s was now New York, and perhaps that was one way of making sense of everything. Blaine had always needed Kurt more, and sometimes he felt so helpless from his need he couldn’t understand how no one saw right through him, how much he couldn’t do this alone anymore.

He had known they had to talk, had to sit down together and just… speak. Blaine would do absolutely anything at all to get Kurt’s forgiveness, to earn his trust back.

But when the moment finally came Finn and Rachel stepped over their privacy every second they had together. When Blaine’s truth tumbled out of his lips uncoordinated and incomplete his mind went blank and wouldn’t speak anymore. Kurt refused to talk to him on their way back, refused to even look at him when they got ready together for bed. The next morning Blaine had woken up with swollen eyes and an empty bed, the only thing different from the last couple of days the overwhelming sense of being surrounded by Kurt’s belongings. He had turned to Kurt’s pillow, had breathed in as deeply as he could to gather his courage.

But he wasn’t Kurt. He would never have his strength.

He had gotten dressed as quickly as he was able, the flat silent and his thoughts tripping over themselves inside his head. But when he had seen Kurt, curled and deep asleep with dark circles under his eyes, any bravery he may have had left him in a single exhale.

He was a coward, and he was so ashamed.

He allowed himself one last indulgence, gently pushing Kurt’s hair back from his face, his fingers trembling. Kurt deserved so much better than the mess he had became.

He had gone back to Ohio without saying goodbye to anyone. Had sent the roses a day later, felt like a stupid child seconds after leaving the flower shop.

Blaine was so tired. He wished every morning he could sleep the day away, but ever since New York he hadn’t even managed an entire night without waking from torturing dreams.

He dragged his feet, one after the other, his car keys secured in his hand. His drive to school was made in silence, the quiet rumble of the engine his only company. His day would go in the same greyscale his routine had become, no surprises or unnecessary chatter: attend classes, hide during lunch hour in the choir room, maybe skip Glee and the judgment in their eyes if he could avoid them long enough.

They didn’t understand, none of them could ever. It hadn’t been about lust. It hadn’t been about sex, it hadn’t been about being upset with Kurt and how busy he had been with his new life.

It had been about Blaine, and how he was slowly coming to accept the only constant in his life were the ways he tainted those he cared about.

Back when they had gotten together, everyone had been sure Blaine was going to break Kurt’s heart. But he hadn’t understand that, how could it be? When Blaine was so hopelessly in love the air felt heavier whenever he was without Kurt, when his days didn’t start until he had heard his voice. Wes had been the only one (Wes who had known him the best, the closest thing he had to a real friend before Kurt) who had looked at him with concern. Who had taken him aside, had spoken quietly and without rush and asked him to please, please take care of yourself Blaine.

In the end, they all had been right. Except no one had considered Blaine breaking his own heart in the way, too.

M S5Ep01 'Arthur's Bane'

voldything — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 12:36:26 GMT

oh cheesus help me

i'm perfcyly alright

CHRIST ON TOAST OWAIN PUT SOME CLOTHES ON IT'S FREAKIN' SNOWING I don't want to hear a SINGLE complain come out of your mouth you brought the hypothermia to YOURSELF

I've been reading your tweets all these months of hiatus I WILL NEVER TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY

look at you, your hair is CLEAN!! (I think??? it's hard to tell??) everything is so new and unexpected I don't know what TO DO

are they making their way to china i understand nothing except i THINK I SAW SOMETHING LIKE THIS ONCE

irjfrefhsdjsdhfjdshfjsadfhjfhakjsadfjahfassfdj ad WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WIG i can't breathe

Guys. Come on guys. Was this necessary is nothing sacred to you anymore.

this is hysterical oh my god you can just tell these jerks had the time of their lives doing this you CAN TELL

check out that cape yep that's a king's cape alright yep look at its majestic color and dramatic flow and the way it.... shapes.... things....

please be gentle merlin, he just had this rockin' matching tattoo done with his bros and the skin is still a bit tender!

"Even you cannot alter the never ending circle of (Arthur)'s fate."
let's be honest now, who else started singing the lion king song? don't be shy, no one will judge you here i mean we already started with snow white things were destined to go downhill after that (no but seriously if his fate is a never ending circle it means it ends when he's born and that means REINCARNATION GIVE IT TO ME)

this vision is actually a psa on the dangers of sunbathing without proper skin protection

"Come on Merlin, you've seen a dead body before."
it's just a bit of deathness grow up dude

sure start yelling for your pet right next to everyone sleeping! you're so inconsiderare to these hard-working knights, honestly merlin!

"It is you and you alone who can keep Arthur safe."
whoa whoa hold up a second this is BRAND NEW INFORMATION

#otp: one jam one heart

hahahahaha how about no

Leon you drunk suave bastard

He's the Lestrade to Merlin & Arthur's Sherlock and John he just DOESN'T GIVE A FLYIN'

get your face away from here with your fixed teeth and eye wrinkles and love for Merlin and NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT

THIS SHOW IS RIDICULOUS

"They're Pendragons. They're good for one thing only: death."
now, don't be mean! i'm sure they've a lovely singing voice too

esjfhjkhfjdshfjds I'TS THE DUDE WITH THE CRAZY HAIR!! I REMEMBER YOU, I REMEMBER YOU FONDLY oh you scene-stealer you

stop looking so placid all the time it's driving me INSANE

three years later, and she still mostly sits on chairs staring at nothing. Girl I am rooting for you GET IT TOGETHER.

I know you were wondering and yes, I watch for the plot why else don't be CRASS

njdfhgdfgdfjghdfjkfdjghdfjkg

"(My men) are more than friends. More than brothers."
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm excuse me what

"I understand. I wish I didn't, but I do."
i love them so much help me

it's like a very violent game of tag lmao i can't

I¿m laighing so hard i'm crying omg YOU'RE NOT IN THE BEACH YOU'RE UNDERGROOUND

"I tried to protect (Arthur)."
you weren't even NEAR HIM

but did you know bradley and colin share a flat? just thought it would be nice to remember that right now for some reason

"I swear I will protect you or die by your side."
I swear i will throw myself off a building

I'm grossing myself out thinking about how badly it must smell down there and I needed to share with the two of you reading this right now

sure ok alright ok i'm ok

jcfgdfkjghdfjkghkfsgjkdfgjkfkdjgkdfgjkdlfgjdfgkfd

THEY HAVE THE SAME EXPRESSION OK

THIS IS THE SHOW WE CHOOSE WE MUST ACCEPT IT

"I sentence you to death"
wow ok! i'm not even surprised, they change her personality every season so my expectations are very low when it comes to good old gwen

gaius is all guuuuurl yo cray cray

JGHDJAFGFD GA ADFGFD GADFG AHGJDF HJADG AKLJG AI AM SCREAMING WHATY YJR FUCK WHAT THE EVER LOVIN FUCK IS THIS ALIEN MONSTER AND HOW DO WE KILL IT

"Can you reach my sword?!"
this show makes me feel CHEAP and EASY

WHY IS THIS SCENE STILL HAPENNING TO US WHY IS THE GODDAMN COCKBLOCKING DEAD RABBIT STILL NEXT TO THEIR FACES

how is your left leg doing, merlin? is it comfortable? is it WARM

"You saved my life once, many years ago."
"Mordred."
mordred you look SO OLD

BUT WHERE IS AITHUSA

Fic: Outside Looking In

voldything — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 21:29:25 GMT

Blaine/Kurt; PG-13; 1,000 words; Box Scene reaction fic (tumblr link)

Kurt lowered his eyes, his left hand carefully closed and resting on his lap. He had dismissed all intention of paying attention to class the instant he had sat on his desk, fiddling with his pen the moment the teacher began his lecture.

Slowly he extended his curled fingers, one by one, letting himself get lost in the pattern made by painstakingly intertwined gum wrapper.

He had asked Blaine, only minutes before, to put the ring on his finger; face flushed and heart trying to hammer out of his chest. He knew it wasn’t an engagement ring. He knew. But the promise in Blaine’s speech was as good as, his intentions as definite. And he hadn’t denied it after Kurt’s own imminent outburst, hadn’t look scared at all with the prospect. He wondered whether that had been Blaine’s intention, to plant the thought on Kurt’s head, or whether he didn't even realize the secondary meaning until last minute. The way Blaine had trembled, eyes shining under the artificial lights, was almost lost to Kurt. His blood rushing through his ears and convinced he was going to pass out right there or worse, wake up from a dream to the shrilling sound of his alarm.

They had separated after that, both their classes in opposite directions of the hall, and Kurt had half a mind for precious seconds to throw all caution and common sense into the ether. Desperate to have Blaine alone, hit by the overwhelming blind need to push him into an empty room, to drag him to his car and drive drive drive until they left them all behind, until there was nothing but the unstoppable force that had been pushing them towards each other since day one. To kiss you whenever, Blaine had said. And oh, how his lips ached in want. But only hugs for them in public, a rule set in stone the moment they started dating. Crushing hugs with fingertips that buried as hard as their clothing let, mouths pressing quick as flash into the curves of their necks, deep breathes to take each other in for as long as they could.

He had blinked quietly instead, had let his fingers linger on Blaine’s sleeve. His eyes linger on Blaine’s own. His heart linger on the moment.

They had let each other go at the same time, and it had felt like a real electrical connection had broken, like the bubble that contained them had burst and suddenly the reality of their surroundings came crashing down at once.

The loud noises and loud colors, the fact that they were at school, all their responsibilities and duties. Kurt could barely wrap his mind around it, that everyone else could carry on with their lives, that the Earth kept on turning at the same speed, that nothing around them had changed, not at all.

How could they be talking about homework? Who cared about sports? What was the point of discussing their lunch?

He wanted to show his gift everyone he came across, wanted to start a duet right there and then confident of Blaine’s voice following without prompting. The ring on his hand felt as heavy as a lifetime and yet he was suddenly weightless walking down the hall, moving with unconscious effort around the other students.

Kurt felt outside looking in. He was familiar with the feeling, had been the only he had known before Dalton and Teenage Dreams. But now, instead of the crippling coldness it carried with it, he was overflown with warmth, with love, and the butterflies within his ribcage hadn’t stopped their incessant fluttering, not once, not like usual when they’d slow down the moment he was without Blaine.

Kurt smiled to himself, couldn’t help it at all, probably looked insane to the rest of his Ethic’s Class.

The world was changed, even if there was no physical imminent proof. He was a completely different person than the one that had chosen fingerless gloves that morning just to be able to touch Blaine’s skin when they held hands in the cold.

He looked once more at the gum wrapper ring cradled in his palm, safe and hidden from hostile eyes.

He knew he had to leave it home if he didn’t want it to tear or lose its shape, so he allowed himself these hours until then. Relished in the feeling of the weight of it against his finger. His thumb caressed the edges of the bow, mindful of its fragility. He wondered how long it had taken Blaine to make; if it had been his first choice of gift or the last of many; if he had learnt the skill that made it possible exclusively for him or if it was a hidden hobby he didn’t know of yet.

Kurt bit the inside of his cheek, sighed deeply, tried to calm his racing heart. His lungs felt enlarged, his chest impossibly full of Blaine. He now understood his behaviour that morning in the car, driving together for breakfast and the little looks Blaine had kept giving him, every time silence fell between them. Blaine had laughed out loud at one point (and at that time apparently without reason) singing ain't got nothing but love babe with vigor when it came on shuffle and Kurt, amused and yet so deeply fond, had merely raised an eyebrow at his curious reactions.

There were still 20 minutes left, the clock teasing above the chalkboard.

Then one more class and they’d meet again for Glee, where hopefully everybody else would be too distracted by their own personal dramas to wonder and question the nature of Kurt’s hand-made accessory. They would sing, maybe dance, perhaps witness another of their friends’ public fights. Then home sweet home, walking hand in hand towards his car and at last, blissful hours in his room. Alone, in their own world again, where he’d push Blaine against his sheets and brand all the love he had kept at bay during the day into his skin.

(Kurt was sure of many things. He was sure of his talent, his style, his father’s love. But most of all, more than ever and above everything, he was certain of his future: One day the ring on his hand was going to be heavier and stronger, and Blaine was going to have its exact twin on his own hand. And that one day, the speech was going to be all his.)

klaine vid

voldything — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 22:03:38 GMT

Parachute, by Ingrid Michaelson
Blaine/Kurt | @ tumblr | in HD

voldything — Sat, 19 May 2012 22:55:38 GMT

Kurt/Blaine Future Fest @ klaine_endgame

klaine_endgame is hosting Round 2 of the Kurt/Blaine Future Fest, a prompt-based fest for future!fic and fanart focused on the relationship between Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson from Glee, and we would like to invite YOU to join in.

Please click here for more info.

PROMPTING OPENS 19TH MAY!

grabby hands grabby hands

voldything — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 11:06:19 GMT

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO how much longer until Merlin comes back?

It's been gone F O R E V E R

this yes please

voldything — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 01:32:17 GMT

A MULTI-FANDOM HAPPY FEST: BECAUSE I WANTED THE OPPOSITE OF THIS

all the feelings all of them

voldything — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 15:08:02 GMT

HI. I MADE A LIST OF THE TOP 20 PEOPLE I LOVE DEEPLY. IN NO ORDER:

    1. WATSON
    2. SHERLOCK
    3. WATSON
    4. LESTRADE
    5. MRS. HUDSON
6. WATSON
7. MOLLY
8. IRENE
9. MOLLY
10. MORIARTY
11. SHERLOCK'S HAT (i bet it's sentient)
12. SHERLOCK
13. MOLLY
14. MORIARTY
15. IRENE
16. WATSON
17. SHERLOCK
18. MOLLY
19. SHERLOCK
     20. SHERLOCK'S SKULL (used to be a person!)

off you go now

voldything — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:12:49 GMT

500 MERLIN RECS
(393 arthur/merlin - 84 bradley/colin - 44 gwen/morgana - and so on)

&

220 GLEE RECS
(202 blaine/kurt - 15 chris/darren)

SV S10Ep21-22 'Finale' (pt.2)

voldything — Mon, 16 May 2011 22:35:10 GMT

BACKWARDS TO PART 1

they are going to take her heart (a heart that loves clark, btw) and going to put it into Lex? did they think this through?

SHE WILL STOP YOU WITH HER BARE LEG AND YOU WILL LIKE IT, THAT'S HOW FREAKIN AMAZING SHE IS.

fuck yeah tess

sure, seems legit, doesn't look like a bad acid trip at all!

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

"Clark you inspired the darkness out of Oliver."
"I can't do that for everyone on the planet."
Sure you can! Transmit a world-wide motivational tv message with a few Kent platitudes and you're all set

Oh, Lois. Clark chose such a violent woman to share his life with

"Hello Clark"
NO BIG DEAL, I'VE ONLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

"Can (...) say I love (...) you (...)"
GUYS THIS IS LEGIT WHAT HE SAID I WOULDN'T PUT WORDS IN HIS MOUTH YOU KNOW ME

"I used to think it was our families who made us who we are? And then I hoped it was our friends."
YOU'RE KILLING ME

"We have a destiny together, Clark (...)"
"I'll always be there (...) always."
SOUNDS LIKE PROMISE VOWS TO ME

Look how chipper he is! If you got lost somewhere, the point of this whole scene was:

"HI BABY HII"
"Lex you're back!!"
"I like it how you say my name"
"Lex"
"I can read"
"Lex"
"We will be together forever"
"And ever and ever"
"You have to go become a superhero for me, I can't have a lazy hero by my side"
"Crap I knew I was forgetting something"
"You're the light baby!"
"Oh, Lex *superspeeds away*"

"To serve the Dark Lord."
But what does Voldemort have to do with anything! Stop adding characters!!!

and no one bats an eyelid at the crazy lady on the plane shouting nonsense

Clark I understand you're in a very stressful situation right now and need to... relax but I don't think it's really the time to play with those... toys... of yours

goddamn these zombies chillin' in the barn

"It may be easier to hate, but it's stronger to love."
this isn't cheesy at all

WHAT'S GOING ON

SUPERMAN MUSIC I'M NOT CRYING I SWEAR I'M NOT

lmao he's smiling at that moment?

"You're ready. Seize your destiny."
no, stop it i can't deal with shit ending why are you doing this

aaaaaand he flies the FUCK through that meanie!

Glee has messed with my head so much that now I'm dying for them to burst into a soulful rendition of "We're Family" accompanied by an interpretative dance routine

"What more do you want, Tess?"
"Something I'll never have."
"Clark?"
of course it's the first thing he thinks of asdfghjkñlñ

"I love you sis."
NO!! SHE'S TOO COOL TO DIE!!!!

"You know I'm actually saving you."
"From what?"
"From turning into me."
LEX YOU POOR BEAUTIFUL SAD THING

"How long?"
"30 seconds"
"What will I remember?"
"Nothing."
I DON'T LIKE THIS UNNECESSARY DEVELOPMENT SO I'M SAYING "FUCK IT" AND PRETENDING IT NEVER HAPPENED. THE SHOW'S DONE SO YOU CAN'T PROVE TO ME HE'S REALLY FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING. I WIN!

4 FOR YOU, SMALLVILLE. YOU GO, SMALLVILLE.

"Know that I'm proud of you, son."
"You've no idea how long I've waited to hear you say that."
I could SWEAR he's said it before??? Am I imagining things again?? Someone back me up on this please!

I'M NOT CRYING I'M REALLY NOT I'M NOT

"Always hold on to Smallville."
you can't just SAY things like that when it's the name of the freakin SHOW oh my god

I'M NOT CRYING SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

GUYS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

IS OLIVER JUNIOR WEARING A WARRIOR ANGEL TEE

"How many 'great Cesar's ghost's?"
"Four"
GUYS ;____________________;

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Are you ready?"
"I've been ready for seven years."
GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OH GOD THE MUSIC I CAN'T BREATHE

AND THEN I CRIED UNTIL THE EARTH COLLAPSED INTO ITSELF THE END

THIS WAS IT GUYS. HUGS AND ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE, ON THE HOUSE!

SV S10Ep21-22 'Finale' (pt.1)

voldything — Mon, 16 May 2011 22:33:28 GMT

SPOILER: I'M GOING TO CRY

HOLD ON HOLD ON I'M STILL NOT READY I CAN'T WATCH

"There's no wedding. Don't pretend you didn't hear what I said last night."
lmao I totally forgot about her little speech against marriage

"Maybe we don't get what we want. I'm just in your way."
so the guy should be only work work work and no play?

Chloe why did you cut your hair like that. Now you look like siblings it's CREEPY. SO CREEPY. What does your future child think of this??

"I want to give your soul eternal light, please let me save you."
Pfft she's just a jehova witness, Tess. Simply nod and pretend you're not home next time she comes by!

COWS!!!!!!!! Your triumphant return to the show hasn't gone unnoticed

"Just because I'm moving on with my life doesn't mean I'm letting go of everything that came before!"
ooohhh clark, you're being told by your mum!

she's so beautiful gosh darn

HOLY CRAP THE HOUSE IS HUNTED! or... they are using old footage and forgot who's alive and who's not. It's ok, I can't keep track either!

look at them!! wearing black belts over their jackets like karate ninjas, still without a college degree

THAT ISN'T TESS lmao couldn't they try a little harder for the finale?

that's an awful lot of candles... LANA LANG YOUR LEGACY REMAINS IN YOUR ABSENCE

THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL AND IN DARKNESS BIND THEM

Clark you really need to go check on that brain tumor you got going on that makes you see dead people

"You know, Clark, when I graduated from Excelsior it was... one of the most important days of my life."
Graduating high-school was THAT important to you? Guuurrrl, how low were your grades?

are they going to make out oooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr

this scene is the greatest thing I've seen ever

"What would your dad say, Clark?"
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise. HE WAS A LAME-O DAD.

MARTHA IF YOU'RE NOT THE BRIDE YOU SHOULDN'T WEAR WHITE

why is she carrying an entire plant? who was your wedding planner lois, let me talk to them i have a few words about all this

ahgfdshakfjsdkfaskjdfalsdkfjlsasdfhdksjfhakjsdfas STOP YOUR PERFECTION

JONATHAN'S GHOST WHERE IS YOUR TIE. BEING DEAD IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS FAUX-PAS.

Chloe's all "oh SHIT Oliver lost the real ring and bought a plastic one to replace it and oh shit they're too dumb in love to realize this disasterrrr"

CHLOE SULLIVAN-QUEEN WON'T ALLOW THIS SACRED UNION

NO, YOU CAN'T MARRY A GIRL CLARK. WE WERE MEANT TO BE, CLARK. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, CLARK!

I like how everyone just goes along with the "leave the wedding RIGHT NOW" order in the most dramatic way with no explanation needed

PLEASE FOLLOW THESE SPECIAL TRAINED GUESTS WHO WILL SHOW YOU THE NEAREST, SAFEST EXIT THIS WEDDING CAN OFFER; THANK YOU

HE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON

hahaha! single manly tear worthy of a finale!

it must be sad being tess and all your new and only friends not realizing you aren't at their wedding until they need your help for something

"You need to do what you do best-"
...cry? whine? demand clark's attention all the time?
"-be a hero"
oh, well, I guess

ilu forever kents

A WILD HOBO LUTHER APPEARS

"Lex is missing a heart"
I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THE POSITION OF THAT HAND

DJSKLJFSDLKAFJSALKFASÑLF

ONWARDS TO PART 2

don't leave me bb

voldything — Mon, 09 May 2011 21:12:29 GMT

SMALLVILLE IS ENDING FOREVER IN LESS THAN A WEEK.

FOREVER

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Summing up S10 so far with the (important) things I remember, before The Ending Forever happens:

1. KON-EL
2. They all got drunk! There was a lemur
3. Chloe was kidnapped and then she was an enemy but not and then she married Oliver
4. Tess is ~good~ and uses all the gadgets
5. KON-EL
6. Oliver and Clark fought! And then were besties. And then fought! And they didn't trust each other! Only they did. Only they didn't. Friendship! Sorta.
7. Clark and Lois argued about Clark not trusting Lois more. And argued. Over and over and over again. Clark: "'k I will" only not.
8. Lois was a bad ass motherfucker through out it all
9. Hmmmmm the doctor dude with the glasses did things
10. Clark started wearing his glasses and slouching! But only during the scenes where they talked about it.
11. Costumes, costumes for everyone.
12. DID I MENTION KON-EL AND THE EPISODE WHERE THEY ALL GOT DRUNK.
13. Lois Lane is Lois Lane's mom! PLOT TWIST
14. A bunch of heroes no one cares about learned how to be heroes because Clark told them how to be heroes at the end of their episodes
15. The Fortress became this huge frozen closet for Clark's Superman outfit
16. ... someone died? I think...?
17. Martha was in an episode! Or two. I only remember her adorable grey hair, not what she was doing/saying.
18. Oh, Lionel was back too! Only it wasn't him. And he raised many incestuous children.
19. When Clark is drunk he steals things that remind him of Lex -> CANON
20. Kon-Eeeeeellllllll
21. The government doesn't like superheroes but then they liked them or were forced to liked them or something. Thing is: the government was there doing things.
22. Tess and Doctor Dude got it on and I approved of them, I think
23. Papa Kent got back from the dead or was a figment of Clark's imagination or a ghost or a zombie
24. Clark and Lois went to a farm other than their own? And there was a girl and people with torches and it was Halloween or Easter
25. Lois got a heart-shaped necklace she wears all the time now but I don't remember if it had something to do with anything or if it's just a random girly accessory
26. The bad guy of the season draws on people's faces
27. Clark is unnaturally attached to his cellphone
28. Kara doesn't really know what to do with herself. Her uncle is all "do this" "do that" "now gtfo" "no, wait come back" "go over there" "love you but really, gtfo"
29. Oliver took over Lexcorp because he really is THAT jealous
30. Everyone's a tech genius
31. Most important of all, the biggest plot twist of the entire season. No! The entire show:

OLIVER IS THE SWAN QUEEN

and don't ask me how but, deep down, I've always known.

Am I missing anything else??