This cracks me up...

"Philosopher's corner"

SOCIALISM
You have two cows and give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have two cows; the government takes both and gives you the milk

FASCISM
You have two cows; the government takes both and sells you the milk

NAZISM
You have two cows; the government takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have two cows; the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away

CAPITALISM
You have two cows; you sell one and buy a bull.

Oh, the nerdiness is killing me.