baby, there is no god, but they will kill you for him.

Crap on a stick

violentred — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:21:27 GMT

Whoa, I remembered my login info.

New journal is at clitastrophe... Add that one, I'd love to catch up with a few of you. :)

Also, if you're interested in taking over any communities I created with this account (opal_help, etc.) - shoot me a comment on the other journal and I'll most likely turn it over to you.

Goodbye fuckos

violentred — Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:06:07 GMT

I'll be cleaning out my gallery this week, and then deleting this journal. I have no use for it anymore. You self-obsessed contrived assholes are getting on my nerves. Add my MySpace if you think you're someone I want to keep in touch with. Otherwise, see you on the flipside.. maybe.

BEST CRAIGSLIST JOB AD EVER

violentred — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:32:07 GMT

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/adg/216634807.html

Are you a sweet, pretty 18-25yo Gresham girl? I'd like an hour or two of your time for some light house keeping/cleaning tomorrow evening or Saturday morning, while wearing only your thong panties.

Please email me through CL with a couple of your pics, your desired compensation and terms.

Absolutely no drugs or professionals from the adult services industry, thank you.

haha I'm so fucking there

violentred — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 20:58:14 GMT

Chloe St. Reagan is my fucking idol

violentred — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:00:09 GMT

Stolen

violentred — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:36:43 GMT

At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world.

Some are running scared. Some.. are coming home.

Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth.

Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil.

6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one.

Make your own MP3 ringtones

violentred — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 03:03:00 GMT

Fully customizable, down to the length of the tone and the exact part of a song that is played when your phone rings, plus the site is FREE. All you pay is standard text messaging & net transfer fees to download the tone you make. Way better than those fees ontop of a $3 price for the ringtone itself from most carriers. Bastards.

I don't normally pimp sites like this, but this one is AWESOME. <3 And I get 4 credits when you sign up with my link. So pleeeeease with sugar on top?

Thanks looooovas. <3

violentred — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 14:36:31 GMT

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever
That you've been gone

She said some days I feel like shit
Some days I wanna quit
And just be normal for a bit
I don't understand why you have to always be gone
I get along but your trips always feel so long and
I find myself trying to stay by the phone
Cuz your voice always helps me to not feel so alone
But I feel like an idiot, working my day around a call
And when I pick up I don't have much to say, so

I want you to know it's a little fucked up that
I'm stuck here waiting, at times debating
Telling you that I've had it with you and your career
Me and the rest of the family here singing where'd you go?

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever
That you've been gone

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever
That you've been gone
Please come back home

Come back home
You know, the place where you used to live
Used to barbeque with burgers and ribs
Used to have a little party every halloween
With candy by the pile, but now
You only stop by every once in a while, shit
I find myself just filling my time
With anything to keep the thought of you from my mind
I'm doing fine and I'm plannin' to keep it that way
You can call me if you find that you have something to say
And I'll tell you

I want you to know it's a little fucked up that
I'm stuck here waiting, at times debating
Telling you that I've had it with you and your career
Me and the rest of the family here singing where'd you go?

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever
That you've been gone
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever
That you've been gone
Please Come back home

I want you to know it's a little fucked up that
I'm stuck here waiting, no longer debatin'
Tired of sittin' and hatin' and making these excuses
For why you're not around, and feeling sorta useless
It seems one thing has been true all along
You don't really know what you've got til it's gone
I guess I've had it with you and your career
When you come back I won't be here and you can sing it

Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever
That you've been gone
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
Seems like it's been forever
That you've been gone
Please come back home

Please come back home
Please come back home
Please come back home
Please come back home

Ok, that's just gross

violentred — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 16:18:15 GMT

Small reminders are nice. Reminders such as one to myself to continue buying only TiGi and other salon brands of hair products.

Fructis 'Sleek & Shine' smells like cat piss.

violentred — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 16:09:13 GMT

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A NAG.

:)

Bye bye internet. :( Oh how I will miss thee. See you on Wednesday.

violentred — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:21:42 GMT

"...bitch, you are meat you are something to grind
bitch, you are meat you are something to grind..."

the girl standing at the door told me how to do it. she said: you must get backstage, you must get past the border, you must know where to be. a list of people who can be useful: bodyguards, managers, drummers. a list of people who will stand in your way: security guards, publicists, guitarists. a list of people who make no difference: writers, girlfriends, bassists.

once inside do not eat anything, you must be ready to talk. once inside stand or sit out of the way, but not in a corner, you must be ready. it is polite to accept drugs if they're offered but it doesn't mean you have to do them. put the pill in your purse and save it for later, you have work to do tonight.

you must be ready when it comes time for a photo, smile brightly, the rock star always wants to have a pretty girl in the photo for Billboard so it doesn't look like he hangs out with old men from the record company who look like dead fish. that would be bad for his image and this is a good time, it must always be a good time. there is always a party afterwards and you have to go. do not get left behind at the club, you will never catch up. do not get left behind, you will never catch up.

laugh at everything, everything is a joke. when they ask you what you do, lie. make it innocent, make it simple. you are a student, you are an actress, you are a shopgirl, you are not a spy. you are never a spy. you must get to the singer, it is status here, it is war. do not waste your time with the drummer once he gets you backstage. do not fuck your way through the rest of the band or you'll be doomed to stay on the b-list. start at the top or stay at home. start at the top or stay at home. don't worry about hurting the drummer's feelings, he's used to it. he will fuck some ugly stripper if he has to.

move in on the singer immediately. locate his gaze and intersect it. listen to everything he says even to his manager, you are collecting evidence but he will believe you think he's fascinating. all he craves is your attention. all he craves is your attention. this is important. he knows he's a fake but if you are impressed, if you tell him you've been dying to talk to him, that you are hot and bothered in his presence. he may believe you are The One, you are The Girl He's Been Looking For.

when this happens, you will know immediately by the look of hate in the other girls' eyes. that's when you know you've won. they will look you up and down sizing you up like animals do because here it's all about the alpha dog and this is just a bigger zoo.

sometimes he will want you to be wild,
sometimes he will want you to be tame.
he will barely seduce you, he will barely ask your name.
he will only spend a few hours with you,
two men outside the door will remove you when he's through.

so when he calls for you and says
bring me a girl that's already dead.
bring me a girl that's already dead.

lay back and say I'm here, boss. I'm here on the bed.
and you know you are in deep water with only deep water ahead.

and when you pray, your prayers are soft and dark and small and odd.
you whisper bend me backwards and inform me of your concept of God.

violentred — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 01:26:37 GMT

Werd.

We sure have a lot of fuckin' porn stars in McKinney (...not that I'm complaining)

violentred — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 14:47:16 GMT

Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart, and you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'em
But what happens when karma turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made," Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy, where is she?"
I don't know, go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-bye-baby

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
You always say that, you always say this is the last time
But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing..

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow, and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby, wait! "It's too late Dad, you made your choice
Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep..
Screamin' your name, it's no wonder you can't go to sleep
Just take another pill, yeah I bet you you will
You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real"
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain, scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes
The plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging
I walk right up to Kim and kiss her, tell her I miss her
Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back

HI to my stalker friends who haven't heard from me in a while.
Here's a bone.

The vagina biting dog

violentred — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 07:23:37 GMT

http://www.tooshocking.com/index.php?ns=view_vid&id=493

"For many days, I didn't bring him here. Because I suffer when he bites me. He bite me in my vagina! When I'm walking and he sees other dog, he right away, he jump on my vagina because he get so crazy! He doesn't know who I am, he forgets everything! He bites the labrador on the penis, I don't want him to bite my labrador on the penis, my labrador is a baby, he's beautiful!"

HAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD, I'M DYING.

Actual newspaper article, circa December 2001

violentred — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 22:32:03 GMT

Jesus & He-Man Roll a Joint [Extended Version]

violentred — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 23:43:48 GMT

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jesusandheman/sets/671911/

violentred — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:42:02 GMT

I want a pink Motorolla RAZR.

I hate pink.

Disgusting

violentred — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:53:34 GMT

The RSPCA is shocked and appalled at the use of live dogs and cats as bait in shark fishing, reported recently on the island of Réunion in the Indian Ocean.

It is understood that stray animals are rounded up by local fishermen for the purpose.

RSPCA International senior programme manager Paul Littlefair says: "This is one of the most disturbing practices that we've come across. The use of a live animal in this way, apparently involving the binding of its legs with wire and piercing of the muzzle with large hooks, is unjustifiably cruel.

"Given Réunion's status as a French overseas département, we strongly urge the French government to take immediate steps to enforce its animal protection legislation and end this inhumane practice. Members of the public should address their concerns to the French embassy to help bring this cruelty to an immediate halt."

Sign the petition.

violentred — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:24:32 GMT

Anybody interested in a drumhead signed by Tommy Lee?

Clear Remo drumhead signed in baby blue ink; still in its original cellophane packaging. Certificate of authenticity and picture of Tommy signing the drumhead included. Asking $75, but that may be brought down before it's re-listed on eBay.

Email me at jami@cliterature.us if interested. I'll post some pics in a bit.

Gone, bitches. :)

violentred — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 23:33:41 GMT

You believe
That the way you choose to be
I've always had to see
The brighter side of this so I don't lose my faith
Now the sun has gone away
It's getting colder every day
So before I freeze to death there's something I should say

I don't want this
And I don't need this
And I don't feel this
It seems that even though she's with me I can't shake this
And I can't fake this
And I won't take this
Though you say you understand you still won't face this
Can't erase this
I won't embrace this
Anymore

violentred — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 23:42:54 GMT

I have parrots, on either side of me, yelling "peek-a-boo" back & forth.

Now this, my friends, is what hell is like.

The Clit Boards!

violentred — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:34:08 GMT

I'M BORED. Come post with me !!!

(That thing's fun as hell to tweak.)

Oh, and discuss whatever the fuck you want, we have no rules.

25 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes About Hurricane Katrina And Its Aftermath

violentred — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 21:31:56 GMT

1) "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." –President Bush, on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina

2) "What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) – this is working very well for them." –Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the Hurricane flood evacuees in the Houston Astrodome, Sept. 5, 2005

3) "We've got a lot of rebuilding to do ... The good news is — and it's hard for some to see it now — that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house — he's lost his entire house — there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter) —President Bush, touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005

4) "Considering the dire circumstances that we have in New Orleans, virtually a city that has been destroyed, things are going relatively well." –FEMA Director Michael Brown, Sept. 1, 2005

5) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." –President Bush, to FEMA director Michael Brown, while touring Hurricane-ravaged Mississippi, Sept. 2, 2005

6) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" –House Majority Leader Tom Delay (R-TX), to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005

7) "Well, I think if you look at what actually happened, I remember on Tuesday morning picking up newspapers and I saw headlines, 'New Orleans Dodged the Bullet.' Because if you recall, the storm moved to the east and then continued on and appeared to pass with considerable damage but nothing worse." –Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, blaming media coverage for the government's failings, "Meet the Press," Sept. 4, 2005

8) "What didn't go right?'" –President Bush, as quoted by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), after she urged him to fire FEMA Director Michael Brown "because of all that went wrong, of all that didn't go right" in the Hurricane Katrina relief effort

9) "I mean, you have people who don't heed those warnings and then put people at risk as a result of not heeding those warnings. There may be a need to look at tougher penalties on those who decide to ride it out and understand that there are consequences to not leaving." –Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), Sept. 6, 2005

10) "You simply get chills every time you see these poor individuals...many of these people, almost all of them that we see are so poor and they are so black, and this is going to raise lots of questions for people who are watching this story unfold." –CNN's Wolf Blitzer, on New Orleans' hurricane evacuees, Sept. 1, 2005

11) "We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did." –Rep. Richard Baker (R-LA) to lobbyists, as quoted in the Wall Street Journal

12) "If one person criticizes [the local authorities’ relief efforts] or says one more thing, including the president of the United States, he will hear from me. One more word about it after this show airs, and I…I might likely have to punch him, literally." –Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA), "This Week with George Stephanopoulous," Sept. 4, 2005

13) "There are a lot of lessons we want to learn out of this process in terms of what works. I think we are in fact on our way to getting on top of the whole Katrina exercise." –Vice President Dick Cheney, Sept. 10, 2005

14) "I believe the town where I used to come – from Houston, Texas, to enjoy myself, occasionally too much – will be that very same town, that it will be a better place to come to." –President Bush, on the tarmac at the New Orleans airport, Sept. 2, 2005

15) "I have not heard a report of thousands of people in the convention center who don't have food and water." –Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, on NPR's "All Things Considered," Sept. 1, 2005

16) "Last night, we showed you the full force of a superpower government going to the rescue." –MSNBC's Chris Matthews, Sept. 1, 2005

17) "We just learned of the convention center – we being the federal government – today." –FEMA Director Michael Brown, to ABC's Ted Koppel, Sept. 1, 2005, to which Koppel responded: "Don't you guys watch television? Don't you guys listen to the radio? Our reporters have been reporting on it for more than just today."

18) "Mayor Nagin and most mayors in this country have a hard time getting their people to work on a sunny day, let alone getting them out of the city in front of a hurricane." –Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA), on why New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin failed to follow the city's evacuation plan and press the buses into service, "Fox News Sunday," Sept. 11, 2005

19) "Louisiana is a city that is largely under water." –Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, news conference, Sept. 3, 2005

20) "I also want to encourage anybody who was affected by Hurricane Corina to make sure their children are in school." –First Lady Laura Bush, twice referring to a "Hurricane Corina" while speaking to children and parents in South Haven, Mississippi, Sept. 8, 2005

21) "It's totally wiped out. ... It's devastating, it's got to be doubly devastating on the ground." –President Bush, turning to his aides while surveying Hurricane Katrina flood damage from Air Force One, Aug. 31, 2005

22)"But I really didn't hear that at all today. People came up to me all day long and said 'God bless your son,' people of different races and it was very, very moving and touching, and they felt like when he flew over that it made all the difference in their lives, so I just don't hear that." –Former First Lady Barbara Bush to CNN's Larry King, after King asked her how she felt when people said that her son "doesn't care" about race, Sept. 5, 2005

22) "FEMA is not going to hesitate at all in this storm. We are not going to sit back and make this a bureaucratic process. We are going to move fast, we are going to move quick, and we are going to do whatever it takes to help disaster victims." -FEMA Director Michael Brown, Aug. 28, 2005

24) "I understand there are 10,000 people dead. It's terrible. It's tragic. But in a democracy of 300 million people, over years and years and years, these things happen." --GOP strategist Jack Burkman, on MSNBC's "Connected," Sept. 7, 2005

25) "A young [black] man walks through chest deep floodwater after looting a grocery store in New Orleans..."
"Two [white] residents wade through chest-deep water after finding bread and soda from a local grocery store after Hurricane Katrina came through the area in New Orleans..." –captions at Yahoo News, Aug. 30, 2005

violentred — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:06:41 GMT

HI DARIN!

violentred — Sat, 07 May 2005 04:27:12 GMT

"Crying is right at hand in the smothering dark, closed inside someone else, when you see how everything you can ever accomplish will end up as trash."
- Chuck Palahniuk