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Don't use unflattering pics of me in the death slideshow
grief is embarrassing
Dec 31, 2025 • Allie
Welcome to Hell <3
a note for new subscribers
Oct 14, 2025 • Allie
The Era of Following a Man Off a Cliff
what are we willing to sacrifice for good dick?
Oct 7, 2025 • Allie
you may never see me again
i'm becoming selfless
Aug 12, 2025 • Allie
36 & Still a B*tch
Two weeks ago I turned 36.
Jun 26, 2025 • Allie
I need something pretty more than I need oxygen
shopping as lobotomy, fruit skirts, flowers
May 27, 2025 • Allie
desperate & insane
I’m 35 and live with my parents right now because I had a mental breakdown and had to leave New York City.
Apr 14, 2025 • Allie
Scared of Botox Again
botulism lol
Apr 7, 2025 • Allie
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