[Stuart's drunken rantings]

Stupid fuckin David Wenham fucker thinks he's bettern me bettern everyone, sayin he found John I found john, me! not that stupid git bugger fuckin arsehole makin me look bad. No one blieves me, career's shite, stupid bloody jackson, shoulda done Titanic, shoulda done but no. m here instead, fuckin return o the bloody Viggo, shoulda been me... *grumble grumble rant*