uzi-ism's strawpage

hey i'm uzi or jay. you can also call me maikol but i prefer uzi or jay. i'm fictionkin (literally j & uzi irl), my pronouns are strictly he/him although you can use neopronouns related to me! i'm transmasc and gay and i turn every ship into gay t4t

my self-inserts or kins are...

Uzi Doorman (selfhood)

Serial Designation J

Tessa James Elliott

Doll

Serial Designation V

& that's just the MD ones!

also me

I am a god and you should worship me btw. My religion is called uzi-ism and if you're an uzian you get free art! but don't get too excited, my one and only true, devoted follower is nate

see?

*art by worm-salsa on tumblr

My one and only true love,

Nate!<3

He is not a yume, because he actually exists, but I do yume-ship with canon N because that IS still him

Since I am fictionkin - my selfshipping be seen as problematic due to it technically being rarepairs and ships generally not liked by the fandom

(but i am no disgusting proshipper!)

basic dni

proshippers dni

roblox fandoms iwec

tadc fandom iwec

doubles iwec or dni.

any uzi ships except nuzi dni.

any j ships dni (ESPECIALLY JESSA).

" tessa is everyones mother/sister " believers dni.

cyn/solver roleplayers dni, cyn/solver fictionfolk iwec

sourcemates can iwc but if you're n and/or v don't be looking to make me your uzi or j.

these ships may be;

N x Uzi

N x V

N x Doll

N x Tessa

N x J

No, Tessa is not anyone's mother or sister. No, J is not N's abuser, his abuser is Cyn/The Solver. No, J and N are not related. Yes, Doll and N barely interact in canon but who cares.

Since you've reached the end...

Since strawpage has to moderate every ask and drawing I may not receive them until many months later