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Vie (2025), a review
Doja Cat serves up some kitty litter.
Jan 16 • Utterly Vapid
'Internet Girl' reminds me of worse times
The first pop song of 2026 is a disaster.
Jan 8 • Utterly Vapid
Identikit (1974) haunts me
I want to go back home to feel all my loneliness again.
Jan 3 • Utterly Vapid
My Top 10 Songs of 2025
A difficult list to make.
Dec 27, 2025 • Utterly Vapid
Novelty is a disease
You are ravenous and bored.
Dec 18, 2025 • Utterly Vapid
Frankenstein (2025), a review
Guillermo de Toro’s dull monster.
Nov 22, 2025 • Utterly Vapid
Considering Samantha Jones from ‘Sex and the City’
The start of my SATC musings.
Nov 2, 2025 • Utterly Vapid
The Life of a Showgirl, a review
Curtains close on a glittering blonde?
Oct 3, 2025 • Utterly Vapid
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One thing about me is I only have opinions when the moon is in retrograde or whatever.
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