Username's Place

username — Fri, 19 Jan 2018 17:14:41 GMT

Blork

username — Sun, 30 Oct 2016 21:12:53 GMT

Love and Warm Blankets!

username — Sat, 06 Aug 2016 04:02:39 GMT

Blorp.

username — Fri, 01 Apr 2016 00:49:15 GMT

I once ate an entire pancake.

username — Sat, 12 Dec 2015 21:56:46 GMT

Cheese and fish chum.

username — Fri, 27 Mar 2015 03:46:29 GMT

Click click... poof

username — Sun, 30 Nov 2014 01:04:46 GMT

I really should remember to post here more often. I keep saying to myself...

username — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 20:44:43 GMT

Tra la la, little debbie

username — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 17:02:03 GMT

Mert

username — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 05:00:52 GMT

WEEEEEE!

username — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 02:04:18 GMT

I exist.

username — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:11:45 GMT

My pants, my pants, my pants are on fire.

username — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 04:04:01 GMT

It would be really nice if I could get the STN_EVENT_PROTECTED<=

<=LASTN_EVENT_PROTECTED to not appear at the top of my journal every time I look at it.

username — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 04:16:22 GMT

Tra, freakin' la.

username — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 01:22:20 GMT

Check out all my paintings ~ http://s767.photobucket.com/albums/xx314/trodse/

Boo ~

Bunny In My Bed

username — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:16:35 GMT

Bunny In My Bed

A rabbit crawled into my bed this morning
told me that his life was boring

Eating lettuce
chasing mice
running from the farmers wife

Digging holes
and drinking water
picking bugs from his hindquarter

Pacing up and down the garden fence
stacking carrots in his residence

Teasing the dog
talking to moles
jumping over logs
and sniffing marigolds

This he said
made his life a bore
he said it made him feel like he was doing chores

I stared at the bunny
and thought of the words he had spoken
and took a moment to drink

I found it quite funny
its not often you get woken
by a bunny whose asking you to think.

In my most serious tone
trying to sound super tough
Mister Bunny, your tale has shown me that life can be rough

But have no fear, for I have the solution
I can give you a resolution

I will pluck off your fur and hold it in tufts
I will glue it to headphones and make me earmuffs
I will boil some water and cook you for dinner
I will cut you in half and make you look thinner
I will dash you with pepper and all kinds of stuff
I will tenderize you gently so your meats not to tough

I grinned a great grin and inhaled deep
the bunny stared back, not making a peep
I could see that his bunny brain was making a leap
His hide I could tell now he wanted to keep

I grinned an evil grin and he started to run
I said hold on bunny, I'm just making fun

You should enjoy your life
and all the things in it
for nothing could be worse than to end on a turnspit

The bunny, he stopped and turned towards his right
His eyes looked like he had just seen the light

Thanks for the insight he said as he loped cross the floor
I will see my life now as not such a bore

With that he was gone, that white herbivore
I guess that's what you get for not locking the door.

username — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 03:14:15 GMT

Sonnet #2

Would you mind if I loved you in this life?

To take on the same air as you might do

To cause you pleasure and lessen your strife

The heady smoke of kindness like surtout

Evenings together and the lightning

Rain pouring down, crisp wind through the net blows

My heart has taken a deep breath on wing

The smile I thought long lost to me now glows

How often i dreamed of feeling wanted

To kiss your lips and tarry longer there

My arms feel hungry now, for them you fed

What once was drab, you see now bayadere

Would you mind if I loved you in this life?

To keep you close to me in my wakerife

In your Journal

username — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 22:28:24 GMT

I'm hella in your Journal... do you know why?
I do!

Reply and tell me why you think I am in yours.

Boo~

username — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:54:44 GMT

What looks like what is coming
do not fear
no matter how near
these simple sounding words appear

But words is what they are
and happiness wants them spoken
symbolizing something more
not simply just a token

So easy you make it
so uncomplicated
yet so hard
The words spin round inside my head
channeling my inner bard

You can't take them back
so be careful, you must
words are funny things you see
they can take and give much trust

so use caution with this word my friends
and treat it with utmost care
speak it true and loud from the mountain tops
only when you can swear

Freezing hands

username — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:47:32 GMT

Cold feet cold hand
please wont you tell me where I stand?

In the city
in the street
I'm always haunted
by my cold feet.

Fingers numb
icy cold
wringing action
but not too bold

Rub two sticks together
start a fire
house burned down
now, nowhere to retire.

username — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:36:51 GMT

I still live!

username — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:21:40 GMT

I AM THE FUCKING OUTBREAK MONKEY!
Wiggle your worm and make it funky.

Pound your scotch
and check your watch

It's time for Username
to post something inane.

Hey, that rhymes!

username — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:57:00 GMT

Bitter angry tears of regret
dining solitary
at this one man banquet.

Sampled and tossed made to feel like refuse
I lost my love
I lost my muse

Heartbroken and shoes untied
hair disheveled
filled with lies

Promises of things to come
suddenly
my soul undone.

Life stays the same
Nothing changes
I should have been prepared
for these coming stages.

Laying on the bed i wonder
of what I could have done
to garner

The loss of love and what comes with it
tears and pain
I guess befit

The man I am and always will know
The
Broken
discarded
and all
alone.

Sonnet for noone~

username — Tue, 20 May 2008 03:40:11 GMT

By Boo ~

Do I trip, or stumble or lose my breath.
Sanctified in my mind this happiness.
Traveling together not end at death.
Hand in hand in a dream feel my caress.
Sun and storms will oft intersperse our life.
To be taken up on an ocean deep.
Beset by waves of emotion and strife.
Yet washed away complete by simple sleep.
Time together with you is time replete.
Turn dark to light in a head of turmoil.
Touched through and fully scored deep and complete.
Permeating core nothing to assoil.
Set adrift and left to grow and flower.
You give me your all, fill me with power.

username — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:38:21 GMT

God I suck at updating! I still like cheese. I still don't make layouts.