Ok, I fell. Stop looking at me.

So yesterday I fell. Not like tripped over anything or got pushed, no, I fell off the sidewalk. There were witnesses and I was sure I was more embarrassed than hurt. When the shock wore off I realized hurt is actually very prominent. My right knee got a good grazing and is swollen but it should heal pretty quickly. My left leg is hamburger. not really, it actually a nice case of road rash which I do not appreciate in the slightest because my left knee has been making a sad grinding noise for at least a week so this is not helpful. anyway I had to clean out the gravel and that made me nearly pass out but it is clean now and I don't see anything worthy of stitches. My middle girl assures me it doesn't look like it will not be too cosmetic when it heals which is nice. She worries about those thing, I don't. I did look up road rash and I may have something called a tattoo but we will face that when it gets here. Anyway it hurts like hell but my embarrassment is still high. My baby sisters baby shower is tomorrow and I will have to wear shorts since my knee is still pretty leaky so everyone is gonna ask and I have to say I fell off a sidewalk. that is unless I come up with a better answer.

Suggestions on how to answer 'What happened to your leg?'

Christa. : I heard they were putting motorcycle racing in the 2016 Olympics. They aren't.
Me: I cut myself shaving.
Thomas. : I got into a bar fight.

Got anything better?