Chasing Unicorns

Ready “It is not often that a man can make opportunities for himself. But he can put himself in such shape that when or if the opportunities come he is ready.” —Theodore Roosevelt This is why I maintain a small Swiss bank account. I’m just waiting for an opportunity.

Ne Plus Ultra [Latin] The ultimate, highest level of achievement. Insurpassable perfection. The best and most extreme example of something described. What I Thought It Meant: The addition of one’s knee into someone’s groin, in order to cause the ultimate in pain.

Hi! We’re Jack & Jenny Ass, the masscots of this pathetic blog. Here are three bad jokes we stole from some other jackasses. Your challenge is to read them without cracking a smile. Otherwise, you’ll get a kick out of us. Bad Joke I don’t like to tell jokes about…

Let’s exercise our brains by solving a riddle. Yes I know exercise is hard work, but if we don’t keep our thinkers in shape we can’t be effective smartasses. So just read the question below, do your best to solve it, then see if your answer matches the official answer.…