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Daily Tweets

2010-09-21T05:15:06Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:18 http://meltingice.net/newtwitter/ get a DM when you are upgraded to #newtwitter #
00:53 @AmyJNewk he’s wicked smaht #
10:19 Today will not be a fun day. #
10:47 @nightdrake work stuff #
16:37 @jeremynygaard sounds good #
16:39 RT @twinsmvb Twins tix for tonight’s game. I have 4 and they’re going for just $20 a seat. Let me know. #
16:39 Now I sit for two hours. #
16:53 Now I have Moby stuck in my head. #
17:20 @mrheadrick I would skip Pawn Stars. They replay them all week. Usually reair the new eps later in the evening. Just remember the ep title. #
17:20 @Gwaaace @Falborg hey me too! #
17:52 What kind of hotel doesn’t have free WiFi? #
20:21 @KSchmidt @nacin @AmyJNewk @Falborg @WhoTrentJones I was @ the Hyatt in Mpls. The only WiFi signal I had was from a coffee shop, weak signal #
20:22 @mrheadrick In my DVR I can set one episode from a series recording to not record in order to record something else rather easily. #
20:23 @mrheadrick almost always pass on the Discovery/History/TLC shows and record the network shows because they don’t replay them. #
20:36 @ComcastCares why aren’t there more options for DVR service? Need more tuners and bigger hard drives. Current capacity is useless with HD. #
20:36 @mrheadrick it looked real dumb. My roommate is recording it though. #
20:37 @FlexNapalm looks a lot like Snuffys #
21:09 @FlexNapalm You should check out Snuffys. There is one on Lexington and Larpenteur in Saint Paul, and another over by St. Kates on Cleveland #
21:10 @AmyJNewk LINK! #
21:10 @ComcastMelissa Thanks! #
22:07 @AmyJNewk I don’t subscribe to SI anymore, but I may have to buy this issue. #
22:26 Missed nearly the entire #Twins game today, will be checking on the #OAK/#CWS game later. #
22:30 @AmyJNewk Best. Romanian. Tweet. EVAR. #
22:30 What channel is the White Sux game on? #
22:34 @AmyJNewk what’s the channel number? #
22:35 @KSchmidt Retarded. Why aren’t the Sux on WGN anymore? #
22:40 RT @Je2nsM Fast forwarding through commercials is the best. #
22:42 RT @ericflo: Apple is heavily relaxing their app store policies, while Google is getting in bed with the carriers. Not how I expected th … #
22:48 #CWS @ #OAK 0-0 in the 5th. #
22:52 @AmyJNewk nah, didn’t find it. Watching it on MLB GameDay. :( #
22:53 RT @AmyJNewk: so supposing White Sux lose tonight, Twins win tomorrow, White Sux lose tomorrow, Gardy would have his 800th win as Twins … #
22:54 Pawn Stars FTW. #
23:05 Just got 25 @replies from the same person in less than a minute. #
23:51 @levelupstudio the latest version of Touiteur seems to be showing bogus numbers for unread tweets. Said 36 when it was only 10. #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-20T05:15:07Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:36 @AmyJNewk @aprmaejun !!! #
00:37 RT @SketchyTK Box everywhere. . . – rob #
02:01 Lotta fun today with @micaylashea @SketchyTK @Je2nsM @CarrieAH1 @BPinAP and @aprmaejun #
02:32 @Je2nsM :) #
11:11 @AmyJNewk that dude Roger is crazy #
11:14 @java_jean you missed a real fun party last night #
12:35 Guy at Perkins is making balloon animals and awkward moments. #
12:39 @MrScottMeyer you should check out Touiteur for Android #
13:04 @MrScottMeyer free version works great, paid version (€1.99 or ~$2.50) gives you URL shortening and widget support along with multiple accts #
16:21 RT @BPinAP "…I can suck it in real good"- Jarod #
20:13 Scott Seizmore is real cool. #Twins #Tigers #WhiteSox #ALCentral #MLB #
21:07 #Tigers just tied it up! #
21:13 #TIGERS! #
21:19 Looking like the magic number will go down today afterall… #Twins #Tigers #WhiteSox #ALCentral #MLB #
22:26 Hey #Tigers, WTF? #
22:28 AJ is a bum. #
22:29 OK, the inning is over… On to the 10th… #Tigers #WhiteSox #Twins #ALCentral #MLB #
22:55 K 3B? #
22:57 #Tigers take the lead! #
23:12 yikes. #Tigers #
23:19 @KSchmidt @AmyJNewk Remember down the block not across the street. #
23:19 … #Tigers #
23:22 #Tigers win! #
23:23 Magic Number is 4. #Twins #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-19T05:15:05Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

01:08 @AmyJNewk at first I was like :( but then I was like :\ #
11:46 @Falborg @tylermear @bernirdy @stepfathers @stevester69 I was there last night with @aprmaejun. Fall night games FTW #
13:21 RT @TylerMear "It’s the Budweiser Roof Deck not the Boyweiser Roof Deck" -@stepfathers #
14:46 RT @OndercinChris RT @Je2nsM "Animals want to learn how to talk so they can hang out with me." #
15:49 @AaronBergquist for an E-mag? That’s retarded. #
15:49 Watchin the #Tigers game now. #
16:43 RT @micaylashea I wanna get vajjazled :) #
16:46 I do not like Chicago. At all. #
17:42 Scott Seizmore is a real cool dude. #Tigers #WhiteSox #
17:53 #Tigers win! #
18:03 Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads. #
18:09 Power laces, all right. #
18:24 Must be rough being named after a complete butthead. #
18:48 Needles, Douglas J. #
22:00 "It totally went all over your face." #
22:22 "Is it possible to have a foopah on your face?" #
22:22 RT @Je2nsM Having fun is the most best. #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-18T05:15:07Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:15 @AmyJNewk :( #
02:26 RT @Je2nsM Ef my el. #
02:30 :) #
02:48 RT @Je2nsM RT @robmonroe :) #
05:10 Home sweet home. #
12:53 RT @Je2nsM Fun times last night with @OndercinChris. @robmonroe. P S And M. #
13:00 RT @SketchyTK You can dance. You can dance. Everybody look at my pants! #
13:23 RT @twinsmvb I have two tix available for tonight’s Twins game. $40 a seat and you get to sit by @robmonroe. Awesome. #
14:11 @Je2nsM QFT #
15:45 RT @twinsmvb 2 Twins tickets for tonight going at $30 each. Let me know if you want em. #
16:03 And sit next to me! RT @twinsmvb Firesale! Twins tix down going for $20 each tonight’s game with Twins vs. A’s. Tweet me if you want them. #
17:26 RT @Falborg Purple Rain 2-disc special edition arrived today. Best 4AM drunk impulse purchase ever. #
17:27 @twinsmvb @brandonwarne52 @twinsmvb sweet! #
18:14 I’m at Target Field (1 Twins Way, btw 5th & 7th St, Minneapolis) w/ 23 others. http://4sq.com/9IaTEN #
18:40 http://plixi.com/p/45678018 #Twins #
19:00 Didn’t know they painted home plate white before each game. #Twins #
19:32 How close was that play at home plate? Looked like a hell of a throw by Repko. #Twins #
19:38 When was the last time Thome got an infield hit? #Twins #
20:12 Chris Carter still doesn’t have a hit? #shouldhavestucktofootball #
20:21 RT @kellythesier A’s rookie Chris Carter is now 0-for-26 with 11 Ks to start his career. It’s the longest such streak in A’s history. #
20:23 Daniel Valencia is real naughty. #Twins #
20:45 RT @Je2nsM "I’m all for people touching each other." #
20:46 Chris Carter still doesn’t have a hit. #shouldhavestucktofootball #
20:54 Come on #Tigers! #
21:04 RT @KSchmidt Joe needs to earn his paycheck right here… #
21:05 This game just got serious. Also, #Tigers are up 6-2 over the #WhiteSox #
21:54 @_at0m_ looking out my back door? #
21:54 RT @DiscordianStooj #Twins Magic Number is 7 #
22:20 @_at0m_ CCR, fool #
23:41 @TylerMear @arikcannon he makes a good point #
23:41 Catching up on the DVR. #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-17T05:15:06Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

01:28 Apparently there are $1 subs at Jimmy Johns tomorrow (Thursday) from 11a-3p. Looks like it might be Twin Cities only.. #
10:02 RT @chris_ervasti Best. Circle Me Bert Sign. Ever…. http://twitpic.com/2ou5ty #
21:45 RT @Je2nsM "Whoa that’s the airport. They have jets and shit." #
21:48 Tell Ozzie to shut the hell up. #Twins #
22:35 #Twins win! #
22:36 RT @SketchyTK Lady Gaga? I’d poke her face. #
22:56 "Awwww that thing left the worst taste in my mouth." #
23:56 RT @Je2nsM "Juda jude jude ajudaa judaaa jude" -@robmonroe #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-16T05:15:06Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

01:59 I made spaghetti today. It was quite tasty. #
21:17 RT @Falborg Lotta rain left. #
23:09 Had to turn the heat on in the car for the drive home. I’m ok with this. #
23:43 @Je2nsM @OndercinChris so he likes it? #
23:49 @OndercinChris @Je2nsM that bad huh? #
23:54 http://youtube.com/watch?v=1-mU-YSk32I #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-15T05:15:08Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

06:21 Waking up at 6am is not as fun as I remember. #
07:17 @_at0m_ like being awake until 6am? #
19:14 1000 career hits for Mauer. #Twins #
20:08 That’s only Konerko’s third triple in the last ten years. #Twins #
20:11 Liriano is getting pretty naughty. #Twins #
20:13 Delmon! #Twins #
20:14 It’s ok Thome, you tried your best. #Twins #
20:22 #NewTwitter looks pretty neat. #
20:25 Suck it up, AJ. #Twins #
20:50 Hey, #Rays tied it up. #MLB #
20:52 Why is Jerry Crawford clapping for a #WhiteSox hit? #
21:09 RT @Falborg: jjhardy.com/whatup #
21:30 How about that Jesse Crain? #Twins #
21:35 We’re gonna win #Twins, we’re gonna score… #
21:36 IBB to Young to get to Thome? #Twins #
21:39 @AmyJNewk Not true. He has two triples this year, and he just drew a walk. #
21:47 I am Denarded. #Twins #
21:48 Look at all those dinks leaving the ballpark. #Twins #
22:10 RT @LizStrand: My favorite image of the baseball season may be all those White Sox fans streaming out of US Cell when Twins took the 9-3 … #
22:10 #Twins win! #
22:19 RT @DiscordianStooj: Magic number is 12 #twins #
23:03 Dude just won $77,000 in one day of Jeopardy. #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-14T05:15:07Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

01:00 @AmyJNewk thanks a lot… #
08:37 @AmyJNewk you made me want chocolate milk #
08:38 @AmyJNewk do you know how to see what tweet I’m replying to from the Twitter website? #
08:39 Not true. Kids Jeopardy is the easiest. RT @AmyJNewk Celebrity Jeopardy is the easiest Jeopardy #
08:40 What a shitty day it has become already. #
09:23 @AmyJNewk TweetDeck may have the functionality too, but from the website it has my tweet and the time, below that it says "in reply to" #
09:51 @AmyJNewk Car stuff. Expensive car stuff. #
09:51 RT @twinsmvb I like it. RT @StatFreak101: According to BP’s Postseason Odds, the #Twins have a 97% chance of making the 2010 postseason. #
09:52 I’m stuck at home so I’m going to tweet ALL DAY. #
09:57 @AmyJNewk it also shows up on mobile site. Says "minutes ago in reply to @AmyJNewk". Clicking that shows what I replied to. :) #
13:20 @Gwaaace @TylerMear I lol’d #
14:53 RT @mcuddy5 Absolutely gorgeous day in Chicago. Hope the next 3 are like this one! http://twitpic.com/2o59pd #
15:55 Last.FM for Android is real cool. #
15:56 RT @kbrobaseball Teams eliminated from playoffs as of today: BAL, KC, CLE, SEA, WAS, PIT, ARI #
16:31 @AmyJNewk you are asking questions I don’t have answers for. #
16:44 @AmyJNewk whatever was wrong with it involved needing a new radiator and AC compressor and it wasn’t covered by warranty. #
19:19 @AmyJNewk that might be an understatement. #
19:20 @KSchmidt that’s what she said #
20:28 Teaching dad how to use Android. #
20:31 @KSchmidt I don’t even look at SD channels. If it’s not in HD I don’t watch it. #
21:12 Cat on the roof. #
21:18 @KSchmidt Do you have Comcast? #
22:16 @KSchmidt FSNorth HD was useless until this season. Previously they only did like one game a week in HD, and the channel was off-air mostly. #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-13T05:15:09Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

11:04 I dislike not having a car. #
11:31 @Je2nsM overheated yesterday. Sitting at the dealership right now. #
11:32 I also dislike being the passenger in a car. #
14:29 RT @TravisMear How many bears could Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? #
17:38 Yeah, an’ I like my women just a little on the trashy side, / When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. #
17:41 RT @KSchmidt: RT @Dan_H: The secret of the new iPod nano and shuffle designs: http://bit.ly/dCUYaM #
20:54 RT @AmyJNewk Still changing your oil every 3000 miles? You sucker! http://yhoo.it/aF6r2r #
20:58 @AmyJNewk I use the oil life meter on my Cobalt. Whenever is convenient for me between 30 and 40% #
20:59 RT @leestarr4 Cowboys vs Indians? Didnt we settle this like 150 years ago? #
22:06 @Je2nsM Slapshot! #
22:36 RT @Gwaaace Ramen noodles smell delicious when they are being cooked. #
22:53 #Twins locked up the top two Web Gems today. #
23:14 http://bit.ly/9Em3QD (via @AmyJNewk) #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-12T05:15:05Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:02 RT @TylerMear "A disability cloak" #
00:02 Grainbelt! #
00:15 http://plixi.com/p/44445253 #
00:29 Fuckin magnets. How do they work? #
00:30 RT @TylerMear #askthatjuggalo #
00:31 RT @Falborg @robmonroe is a cool boy. #fourloko #
00:42 Tweet Farm #
00:42 RT @Falborg Make your bub bubs bounce. #
00:44 "I’m so glad it’s that big." #
00:48 RT @Falborg Christopher Lloyd needs to be in more movies. #
00:48 RT @Falborg "It’s like the Muslim Aloha" – @stepfathers #
01:39 Fog machine has arrived. #thirstyboys #
01:51 RT @Falborg Prince made me dance too hard. #fourloko #
01:51 RT @Falborg Bowie made the fire alarm go off. #fourloko #
01:52 Robot thrusts > human thrusts #
01:55 It’s just chonies. #
02:07 RT @Falborg "My name is Will, I like gangsta rap rap, and I’m a Mormon" – Will Farley. Mormon.org #
02:13 "Can I go piss or jackoff in your shed?" #
02:14 RT @Falborg DadJunk.com #
02:18 "Don’t push on my head." #
02:38 http://plixi.com/p/44466827 #
04:31 Run and tell dat, homeboy. #
06:19 Where the he’ll did they get a ladder? RT @cnnbrk Report: 85 inmates use ladder to escape from prison in northern Mexico; manhunt under way. #
13:00 @AmyJNewk the West Saint Paul video was better. #
13:00 RT @AmyJNewk Give the guest a juicy slice http://youtu.be/CdcySIs2CQ8 #
13:01 @Falborg I think he was just as confused as we were. #
13:15 @Favstar I think Twitter only shows 100. It says "100+" after that. #
14:13 Watching The Soup and eating Captain Crunch. Win. #
14:53 @micaylashea ;) #
16:37 Ffffffffffffffffff #
18:52 We got it all, in West Saint Paul. #
19:12 @OndercinChris West Saint Paul is way cooler now. #
21:22 @AmyJNewk nope. #
21:24 RT @Falborg: O E O E O! #
22:58 "Denard" is a trending topic right now. But it’s not about @thisisdspan. #Twins #
23:00 Jim. Fucking. Thome. #Twins #
23:04 RT @KSchmidt: No one earns their paycheck like Jim Thome. #
23:06 @KSchmidt He’s making about $60,000 per home run right now, if he finished the year with 25. #
23:09 #Twins win! #
23:10 #Twins are up by 6 with 20 games left. Magic Number is down to 15 now. #
23:26 @AmyJNewk ?ig?ri nu ajuta cu nimic! #romaniantweets #
23:50 RT @cjkline83: RT @funnyordie: Text messages are like Gremlins. Keep them away from drinks and proceed with caution after midnight. #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-11T05:15:16Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:02 Professor Drink just showed up. #
00:03 REALLY need to proofread tweets. #FML #
00:42 @mrheadrick the meaning of life #
02:08 @AmyJNewk I had one. It was awesome. #
02:09 We gon find you. So run tell dat. #
12:51 RT @KSchmidt RT @TheOnion: Jealous A.J. Pierzynski Builds Catcher’s Mound http://onion.com/d4cbjZ #
21:36 Watch. This. Video. Right. Now. | http://is.gd/f52R2 #
23:36 "First law of physics: it’s gotta go somewhere." #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-10T05:15:06Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

04:21 I like sleep. Sleep tastes good. #
15:42 Gas cap in a corn field. #
16:03 RT @java_jean I’d rather find a gas gap in a corn field than a corn cob in my gas tank. #
17:00 You smile like the cartoon, tooth for a tooth. You said that irony was the shackles of youth. #
17:17 "I’m going to go mayor myself." #
19:48 RT @DiscordianStooj Magic Number is 17 #twins #
19:50 So many football tweets. #baseballFTW #Twins #MLB #
20:06 RT @Seansexraptor lol truth RT @xbenortmanx: Katrina was 6 years ago. Shut Up. #
20:29 RT @shwood http://yfrog.com/jn2sxkj oh, you wacky gas station bathroom pranksters… #
22:07 Lotta dinks here for the futbol match. (@ Buffalo Wild Wings Grill and Bar – Maplewood) http://4sq.com/7utGzQ #
22:10 RT @mollypriesmeyer: Brett "Farve" is trending. Not sure what this means, except for that when the revolution happens it will probably b … #
22:22 RT @AmyJNewk RT @chadbaranik: Apparently a member of LFO died… do you think Chinese food made him sick? #
22:26 RT @Je2nsM Hmmmm. Maybe someone should have gone to training camp. #Vikings #
22:37 RT @Falborg Canyon Arrow F-Series #
22:50 It’s fun to taze at the YMCA!| http://bit.ly/bm07dx #
22:50 I really need to proofread my tweets. #
22:53 @Je2nsM I got it right the second time. #
23:02 "You can steal first, just not in baseball. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge." #
23:08 Freedom isn’t free. It costs a dollar fifty. #
23:19 Belize Navidad #
23:22 @Falborg http://historicaltweets.com/ #
23:40 "I could get my whole arm in there. Up to my elbow." #
23:52 You and me could write a bad romance #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-09T05:15:08Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:12 RT @stepfathers 1st Law of Physics: It’s gotta go somewhere. #
01:19 Phone is fetching tweets but I can’t send them… #
02:02 @mrheadrick yeah it finally went through. Was trying on 3G and WIFI and couldn’t get through for a while. New tweets kept rolling in though. #
02:23 @RAZE502 people that hide or conceal their hands are often lying #
02:31 And I wonder still I wonder who’ll stop the rain… #
02:31 @RAZE502 :) #
10:42 @nightdrake java != javascript #
11:46 RT @jimmyfallon Da newest episode of At The Bar with Roger Federer http://bit.ly/bGCQ2F #
17:56 RT @sandiclamps who needs a handy man when you have a dad? #
20:39 RT @MinnesotaTwins: Phone call today: Us:"MN Twins!" Lady:"I wanna know what that Favre guy is gonna do? is he gonna play or what?" Us:" … #
21:30 #Twins win! #
22:55 "Next time I’m not closing my eyes." #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-08T05:15:07Z

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Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:05 RT @GaryJBusey Farts: Sometimes, they just don’t make scents. #
11:04 3. #
12:33 @d4nz nope, 3. :) #
12:34 @ira_angels today is my three year anniversary with my girlfriend :) #
20:34 @AmyJNewk :) #
21:30 @d4nz @jvalent I’m real jealous. #
21:36 I was driving when Thome hit that HR so I couldn’t tweet. He is getting pretty naughty this year. #
21:50 #Twins win! #

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2010-09-07T05:15:08Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:32 @BPinAP what did you win? #
01:14 I missed this, somehow. | Target stores to sell Facebook gift cards | http://is.gd/eX2zf #
01:22 Check out that bear! | http://is.gd/eX33s #
01:30 @ira_angels cool :) which channel? #
03:06 The Big Bang Theory has been moved to Thursdays at 8 for this season. Not sure if I like that move. #
03:56 Gubernatorial Candidate Wants to Sell Speeding Passes for $25 | http://is.gd/eXczM #
12:12 RT @briannagan Fall in Minnesota is the best time of year #
13:45 @Je2nsM yes. Go to "files" and go into "dcim" and so on. When you see your pictures, press the menu button and add a folder. #
13:46 Tolbert has been pretty naughty lately. #Twins #
13:48 @Je2nsM to move the photos, press menu and "select multiple". Select the photos you want to move, click move. Select the folder, press move #
14:26 @KSchmidt @PMac21 @Alyssa_Milano apparently Mulani and Pavano dated whenhe was with the Yankees. That’s what Google told me anyway. #
14:46 Kubel! #Twins #
14:49 Jim. Thome. #Twins #
14:58 Revised distance on Thome’s HR is 480 feet. #Twins #
15:42 @BPinAP @Je2nsM she was crazy. #
15:43 @LynseyVanNevel loose battery cable? Fuse(s) loose? #
15:44 @AmyJNewk The Fighting Showalters are real naughty. #

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Daily Tweets

2010-09-06T05:15:09Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:13 RT @Je2nsM I’m always the bad cop. #
01:25 Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda #
02:39 @FlexNapalm i downloaded the demo for it today. Pretty fun game. #
02:41 @FlexNapalm also, check out Touiteur. It’s way better than the official Twitter app for Android. #
11:07 @ira_angels ??? #
11:09 @Falborg wooooo! #USA! #
11:41 @ira_angels Hi. How are you? #
12:15 @ira_angels no problem. Where are you from? #
12:16 Yep. #Twins http://plixi.com/p/43457148 #
12:33 @ira_angels juga terima kasih sudah menjadi ramah #
13:15 @ira_angels 23. You? #
15:58 "It was on my face and in my mouth." #
17:20 If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine. She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie cocaine. #
17:36 @ira_angels jadi bagaimana kau menemukan aku? #
23:50 @ira_angels ok. From the UberChannels? #

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2010-09-05T05:15:07Z

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Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:38 RT @Falborg Four Loko is real naughty. #
00:39 @AmyJNewk you can xo ir! #
01:50 @Gwaaace you and @aprmaejun both. #
02:03 @AmyJNewk you can do it #
02:05 Watch it 3 dollars 12345 muhammad ali #
02:06 I couldn’t to eat without typing #
02:09 Android speech to text failed me that time. Time for bed. #
13:04 RT @Falborg Fuckin’ #FourLoko, how does that work? #
13:33 That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball #
13:58 @AmyJNewk I’m jealous :( #
13:58 @java_jean beer! #
14:18 @KSchmidt @AmyJNewk let’s do it! #
14:19 @java_jean :D #
15:43 @AmyJNewk booooooooo #
15:44 RT @kellythesier RT @Twins_morsecode That was career walk 1,667 for JIm Thome – tied with Frank Thomas for 9th on the all-time walk list #
15:46 @AmyJNewk because you have tatertot hotdish and I don’t. #
15:49 #WhiteSox can start losing ballgames anytime now. #
15:51 @AmyJNewk nu a?i v?zut înc? grosol?nie. #romaniantweets #
15:56 @AmyJNewk tu a verifica mai bine te înainte de a te epav? #romaniantweets #
20:32 RT @Falborg Sideborgs. #
20:32 Little kitty. http://plixi.com/p/43329551 #
20:40 RT @micaylashea Grillin’ in the parking lot with @aprmaejun, @robmonroe, and @Rhullopeter. #
23:18 But february made me shiver With every paper I’d deliver. Bad news on the doorstep; I couldn’t take one more step. #

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2010-09-04T05:15:07Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:24 NAPPLES! #
01:47 RT @Brain_Wash: If you describe your make-up as, "I have to go put my face on," please remember that I silently add "my nuts". Every. Si … #
01:49 RT @elibraden: Went to a Kraft Singles bar tonight – so cheesy. #
10:30 The stock Pop and IMAP mail on Android do not work. K9 does not download any messages in pop or IMAP. I am frustrated. #
10:56 @KSchmidt neg. John mistakenly thought I wanted tix for tonight, actually wanted the 17th :/ #
14:44 Prince is on. Where the fuck is @Falborg? #
15:10 RT @Je2nsM Jimmy Johns is sooo good! #
15:11 @KSchmidt MOA? #
16:34 I hate when i buy something and immediately don’t like it. I also hate that Android does not capitalize the letter i when it is by itself. #
16:42 The speech-to-text on Android is pretty sweet thoough. #
16:55 @Je2nsM I told you #
18:16 @BPinAP you can do it! #
20:07 RT @Falborg My Twitter account no longer shows up when my name is Googled. I’m goin’ public, bitches!!! #
20:18 "Oh, it’s in there." #
20:19 Miller Lite? Fuck that shit. Grainbelt! #
20:44 RT @Falborg Four Loko: Taste the Rainbow. #FourLoko #
20:51 She’s a good girl, crazy about Elvis. She loves horses, and America too. #
20:51 RT @KSchmidt They showed a guy in a Packers jersey on the big screen, and I think they booed him louder than AJ. #
20:55 This dog is a Firefox. http://plixi.com/p/43116968 #
20:56 Apparently Tweetphoto was rebranded to Plixi #
22:21 Check out my wizard stick. #
22:54 RT @Fweef God, I love fall #
22:54 RT @Falborg Naughty boys lookin’ to get naugty. #MeatDicks #
22:55 RT @Falborg RT @TylerMear: RT @MickDeth: #4loko #4loko #4loko #4loko #4loko #4loko #4loko #4loko #4loko #4loko#4loko #4loko #4loko #4loko #
23:01 #USA! #USA! #USA! #
23:09 #thirstyboys #
23:10 #thirstyboys http://tweetphoto.com/xxxxxxxx #
23:18 #fml #

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2010-09-03T05:15:05Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:20 Pat Sayjak is on Jeopardy today. #
00:51 @AmyJNewk you can do it! #
01:24 @KSchmidt I’m so there. #
01:24 RT @Favstar Twitter for iPad == Double Rainbow #
01:29 @AmyJNewk o poti face! #romaniantweets #
01:48 @AmyJNewk Kerry Strug am nimic pe tine #
01:59 @AmyJNewk rupt glezna fundul meu. plimbare-l! #romaniantweets #
02:15 @AmyJNewk tweeting in limba romana este mult mai distractiv decat ar trebui. bucur ca am putut face sa razi :) #romaniantweets #
03:10 Time for sleep. Thunder is getting pretty loud out there… #
10:18 RT @TylerMear RT @Sooozer: TODAY’S DATE: 90210 #
10:44 Girl could ya would ya ain’t ya gonna if I asked you Would ya wanna be my baby tonight #
20:37 RT @kellythesier Rainbow here at Target Field http://twitpic.com/2kngnj #
21:15 @SketchyTK yep. Just got home. Changing now. Not sure where @aprmaejun is. #
21:31 Gardy needs to up his game. #Twins #
21:34 Glad that the Droid X reboots in about ten seconds, versus the three minutes for my Blackberry. #
21:42 RT @Falborg #youmightbeadad if you refer to flip flops as "thongs." #
22:04 I’m at Buffalo Wild Wings Grill and Bar – Maplewood (3085 White Bear Ave N, County Road D, Maplewood). http://4sq.com/7utGzQ #
22:37 Come on #Twins! #
22:39 RT @SketchyTK Michael J Fox as Shakes the Clown. #
22:54 Come on Thome! #Twins #
23:14 World War I: Never Forget #
23:21 #Twins! #
23:22 I think second base is broken. #Twins #
23:25 @Je2nsM Centura de cereale este cel mai cel mai bun. (@amyjnewk) #
23:27 Johnny Damon Wayans #
23:38 "Why is Will.I.am pitching for the #Tigers?" #
23:49 RT @kellythesier And the game in Seattle that started at 9 p.m. CT has finished before this one. #Twins #
23:53 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oche #
23:58 Well that was a waste of five hours. #Twins #

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2010-09-02T05:15:07Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

12:02 @AmyJNewk hooray! #
12:07 RT @ConanOBrien I announced the name of my show today right here: http://bit.ly/cc3jhU (The words "Tonight" and "Show" aren’t in it.) #
12:09 Plumbing guy has made up for yesterday. For the most part. Only woke me up once today. #
13:41 RT @seebrandt <span class="short">attention</span> #
13:44 But where were they going without ever knowing the way? #
16:53 @olsena05 Fastball #
17:15 Droid X is running much smoother and battery life has improved. Also, @touiteur is really sweet. #
19:17 "I know why your arm hurts, and yes, you should just sit on it." #
21:54 RT @Lord_Voldemort7 Seriously, Alejandro, I think Gaga’s made it pretty clear that #thisrelationshipisover. Stop calling her damn name. #

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2010-09-01T05:15:06Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

02:45 @olsena05 trying it out now. Thanks :) #
02:59 Not impressed with battery life on the Droid X so far… #
08:52 @AmyJNewk congrats? :) #
08:58 @olsena05 only thing I setup was Twitter. Removed all the widgets and stuff though. I think it was fully charged, not 100% sure on that one. #
09:01 Construction is real cool. Especially at 7am. In your house. Directly above your bed. #
10:12 RT @OndercinChris Help, he’s coming to get me. http://twitpic.com/2jyszl #
10:35 @OndercinChris the battery thing said 95% of battery has been used by screen. I will look into those other deals. #
21:33 RT @Falborg Why wasn’t Teen Wolf ever an unlockable character on NBA Jam? #
21:35 Have yet to find a Twitter app for Android that I like. I was spoiled by @ubertwiter #
21:38 #Twins game is getting real naughty. #Tigers just walked in the tying run, bases still juiced up. #
22:14 #Twins win! #
22:19 @KSchmidt I like it already. Your old one looks nothing like you, in my opinion. #
22:24 Found a neat app that no one mentioned, Touiteur. Looks very nice and has good features for the free version. #
22:27 @KSchmidt this one is very well designed and looks very cool. #
22:29 @KSchmidt if you use Android, check this one out. I love it already. #
22:32 @KSchmidt I got my Droid X yesterday. I had a Blackberry Storm 1 for almost 2 years prior to this. #
22:46 @KSchmidt it came with the Droid X. I don’t much care for it. #
23:07 @AmyJNewk @Falborg Shower 4: The Hunt For Curly’s Gold #
23:07 RT @Falborg SHOWER TIP: When it’s time to shower you should always shower hard. #
23:12 @TylerMear @falborg his showed up first, and didn’t appear to be a retweet. #

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2010-08-31T05:15:05Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

10:27 RT @pablo100 How many SEO copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb, light bulb, bulb, lamp, light, eco-bulb, bulbs, fluorescent tubes? #
14:37 Today’s word of the day is "semaphore" | http://www.google.com/search?q=define:semaphore #
17:15 Droid X has arrived. Will be in my hands in less than 4 hours. #
17:25 I agree. RT @AaronBergquist: Infopath 2007 has wasted hours of my life dealing with formatting issues. Huge #fail. #
17:30 RT @justacoolcat: My brother may be a xenophobic hillbilly luddite, but he sure knows how to use Facebook to check in at Taco Bell. #
17:31 RT @TravisMear: Iced http://yfrog.com/ngyz0pj #
17:33 This chair needs an arm rest. I do not want to put my elbows on the table, but they have given me no choice. #
21:23 Droid X! #
21:28 The official Twitter app kinda sucks. Anyone know of better ones? #
21:49 @Asyllum cool i will check it out. Thanks! #
22:30 @TylerMear you would #
23:18 RT @AmyJNewk: RT @Falborg: Boats n’ hoes. #
23:25 Seesmic seems to have the best options/features so far. Thanks @bigjohns! #
23:39 @AmyJNewk it doesn’t not work. Probably. #

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2010-08-30T05:15:06Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:05 #thirstyboys #
00:14 .@charlieprachar lost his pants. #
00:19 "that’s mostly my boner." -@charlieprachar #
00:20 RT @SketchyTK: @robmonroe could be a Santa #
00:20 Char char is gentle. #
00:26 #thirstyboys #fourloko http://tweetphoto.com/42083007 #
00:34 #partyhard #fourloko #Budweiser #thirstyboys http://tweetphoto.com/42084494 #
00:42 "you get butt dimples and pit hair." -Phil #
00:51 #USA! #
00:54 #Stevester #fourloko http://tweetphoto.com/42087991 #
00:59 So many rumps shakin. #
01:05 #snakeflu #charchar #thirstyboys#fourloko http://tweetphoto.com/42090006 #
01:32 #thirstyboys #fourloko #USA! http://tweetphoto.com/42093907 #
01:34 #Phil is 31 years feg." #
01:35 I need more quotations #
01:39 So much drunk. #fourloko #
02:10 Three #fourloko is no es bueno #
03:57 :( #
11:40 @Je2nsM no hybrid #
11:42 @Falborg someone had to try. Now we know it is an absolutely awful idea. #

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2010-08-29T05:15:06Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

12:16 @Ohhpixielove I don’t have your number :( #
12:48 Traffic! #USA! #
13:42 Oregon shoplifting suspects popped during Shop-with-a-Cop event | http://is.gd/eIClH #
14:29 "He doesn’t like buffalo sauce?! I thought this was America!" #
15:29 Scout clocks #Reds’ pitching prospect Aroldis Chapman at 105 mph | http://is.gd/eIJGo | Only pitched one inning, struck out the side… #MLB #
15:32 @Je2nsM #SUCCESS! #USA! #
16:06 @Je2nsM World Book > most other books #
17:41 RT @Falborg: RT @KFUCKINGP: "It’s five o’clock somewhere." No shit. I know how fucking time zones work. #
17:58 We go out to a party somewhere / The moment we walk in the door / People stop and everybody stares / She don’t know what they’re staring for #
18:07 ‘Ghost train’ hunter killed by train in North Carolina | http://is.gd/eIVDS #
18:18 @aprmaejun Yes! Orange! x3 #
18:49 @Falborg me too. #snakeflu #
19:16 @Je2nsM nope. #
19:16 @Je2nsM You have to go into the settings and delete the old picture first, then uploda a new one. I think this can only be done from the web #
19:50 @Je2nsM yep. #
19:59 Soooooo ready for #fourloko tonight. #houseofpayne #thirstyboys #USA #snakeflu #
22:01 @Je2nsM why are you sleeping in a hotel? #
23:05 #fourloko! That bitch @Falborg isn’t here though. #
23:17 "are you listening to wrestling entrance music by yourself?" #
23:21 RT @TylerMear: Wrestling was real naughty in 2003 #
23:43 #Stevester #fourloko #USA! #houseofpayne #thirstyboys http://tweetphoto.com/42074961 #
23:44 "it tastes like a dude." #
23:45 I got a new girlfriend. According to @stevester69. #
23:53 "Some people have tea parties. We have foot rest parties." #
23:54 "guys on guys." #

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2010-08-28T05:15:06Z

Originally published at robmonroe.net. You can comment here or there.

Twitter digest for the last 24 hours:

00:05 On the boats and on the planes / They’re coming to america / Never looking back again / They’re coming to america #
00:07 Too much Neil Diamond. #karaoke #
00:36 Are you crying? There’s no crying in biesbol! #
00:46 "WAALLA!" -Helen Keller #
12:32 @justacoolcat she wasn’t the host, but was there with some people. BWW does karaoke Thursdays 10-midnight. #
21:52 RT @Falborg: If #FourLoko is ever banned, I’m leaving America. #
22:35 First career triple for Danny Valencia. #Twins #
22:51 RT @Falborg: Remember Ron Mexico? #

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