Bitch, Please.
"NAVY commandos held gun to baby's head to force a boat's captain to change course?" Seriously? NO, SERIOUSLY?
I mean, if you're gonna lie, maybe at least TRY to make up something approaching the realm of earth logic?
Here, let me help: "Being ruthless infidels, they needlessly shot the elderly, peaceful, saintly, crippled captain in cold blood, before taking over the steering, as, being the fucking NAVY, they somehow managed to find SOMEONE capable of steering a fucking boat."
Still works on propaganda level, admittedly not as well as threatening to shoot babies in the head for no reason, but still, slightly less obviously a lie, which surely is to their advantage? Or maybe not. After all, everyone knows that the blood of babies is a key ingredient in Matzos.
I mean, if you're gonna lie, maybe at least TRY to make up something approaching the realm of earth logic?
Here, let me help: "Being ruthless infidels, they needlessly shot the elderly, peaceful, saintly, crippled captain in cold blood, before taking over the steering, as, being the fucking NAVY, they somehow managed to find SOMEONE capable of steering a fucking boat."
Still works on propaganda level, admittedly not as well as threatening to shoot babies in the head for no reason, but still, slightly less obviously a lie, which surely is to their advantage? Or maybe not. After all, everyone knows that the blood of babies is a key ingredient in Matzos.