.....what the fuck are you guys doing
THE TMI MEME
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Link.
Age: Twelve. I mean thirteen.
Birthdate: June 22nd.
Sign: Cancer.
Height: 3'3". In centimeters, he's about 100 cm (or as tall as a meter stick).
Weight: Around 32 lbs (he's lost some weight with all the stress he's been through lately). For a child's BMI that would be bordering on underweight, but physically he is daintier than a human child and so that index is not fully applicable blah blah blah
Scars: Plenty. There's mostly on his arms and hands, but I'm sure he has a few elsewhere too.
Piercings: None at all, but he'll probably get his ears pierced when he's older.
Tattoos: None.
Other bodily markings: Uhhhh. None? He had the Triforce mark but that's gone now.
Build: Slender, but he isn't super skinny.
Occupation: Saving za warudo.
Drinking? Noooo way.
Smoking? See above.
Other daily habits: Nothing of particular notice...
Hair: Kind of long with sidebangs and brushed to the side.
Clothes: Canon wardrobe forever.
Scent: Like the ocean or something idk.
Other notable physical details: He's short. And he's an elf.
Canon powers: MAGICKU DESU
Spoken language(s): A bit of native Rito but that's it.
Voice: ......It's pretty high pitched.
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Cup size/Penis size: He's like twelve and super tiny so in proportion to his body this should be self explanatory OH GOD don't make me answer things like this please
Size preference: ..................................Okay someone please remind me why I gave in to the enabling to do this meme
Orientation: Uhhhhh I'm kinda leaning towards pansexual but I'm not sure yet. But apparently he's really gay when he's older AND I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO MAKE IT HAPPEN LIKE THAT OKAY STOP LAUGHING AT ME
Best sexual experience: THIS IS NOT APPLICABLE
Worst sexual experience: ALSO NOT APPLICABLE
Top or bottom? Bottom. Always a bottom, both because he's tiny and it's more convenient and because I just really cannot see him on top ever and I feel like such a pedophile right now oh my god
Favorite position? ........He is horribly vanilla do I need to elaborate
Underwear: PANTIES ARE YOU HAPPY NOW I mean
Number one fantasy: I am pretty sure his only fantasies are 100% nonsexual. Sorry guys.
Sensitive areas: Probably his hips and his back idk idk idk
No-no places/triggers: Nothing, really. As long as no one goes biting off his ear.
Favorite place to have sex: .......................A bed??????????????
Something they want to try but haven't before: HE HASN'T TRIED ANYTHING.
Favorite kinks/sex acts: He has an oral fixation. It doesn't necessarily mean oral sex, but his mouth does tend to gravitate to his lover's body and he is the type to end up sucking on fingers that stray near enough and flksdghujgsdlkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk why
Sleep naked or in pajamas? JAMMIES FOREVER.
Special talents: I DON'T KNOWWWWWW
Masturbation: No. He definitely does not do that.
Toys? He doesn't even know those exist.
Turn-ons: Link is retarded and I'm pretty sure he's turned on by like, declarations of love or some shit.
What was their first time like? Virgin forever and always.
After-sex habits: Uhhhh probably clingy as hell
Anything else? I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY.