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  <title>logs of the UberFuzzy</title>
  <subtitle>ich bin ein uberdork</subtitle>
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  <updated>2017-09-22T16:14:33Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:212590</id>
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    <title>still not dead</title>
    <published>2017-09-22T16:14:33Z</published>
    <updated>2017-09-22T16:14:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">grew up, got married, sired a child, bought a house.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:212225</id>
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    <title>not dead</title>
    <published>2012-10-03T17:07:15Z</published>
    <updated>2012-10-03T17:07:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">lol lj</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:211316</id>
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    <title>uberfuzzy @ 2009-04-26T03:54:00</title>
    <published>2009-04-26T07:54:11Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-26T07:55:42Z</updated>
    <category term="irc"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;pre&gt;
&amp;lt; J &amp;gt; uber, when will global edit counts work?
&amp;lt; u &amp;gt; "soon"
&amp;lt; J &amp;gt; I got that canned answer last week
&amp;lt; T &amp;gt; soon&amp;gt;never ;)
&amp;lt; u &amp;gt; ^
&lt;/pre&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:211000</id>
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    <title>eq2 ui</title>
    <published>2009-04-26T05:55:33Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-27T09:05:17Z</updated>
    <category term="eq2"/>
    <content type="html">updated 2 of my ui mods.&lt;br /&gt;got some downloads already :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;inspect 481-&amp;gt;486&lt;br /&gt;inventory 1967-&amp;gt;1974&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;not bad for 24 hours</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:209580</id>
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    <title>uberfuzzy @ 2009-04-01T20:39:00</title>
    <published>2009-04-02T00:42:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-02T00:42:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">pruning and cleaning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gonna start using lj more again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;got these emotions building up, gotta vent someplace.&lt;br /&gt;kinda funny that one of the reasons that i'm here is that i didnt vent.&lt;br /&gt;stupid semi-irony.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;likely will make friends only the default.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:209351</id>
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    <title>uberfuzzy @ 2009-03-26T22:14:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-27T02:14:15Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-27T02:14:15Z</updated>
    <category term="irc"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;e&gt; uberfuzzy: do you know any Ruby?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;j&gt; Who doesn't?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;e&gt; J: You, for one</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:208901</id>
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    <title>uberfuzzy @ 2009-02-21T22:16:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-22T03:16:36Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-22T03:16:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">holy crap, i have a LJ</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:208809</id>
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    <title>uberfuzzy @ 2009-02-10T11:30:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-10T16:30:41Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-10T16:30:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">yeah... saturday is gonna suck. hard. long and hard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think i might stay up through thursday night, push through working on friday, and see if i cant just sleep through all day saturday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dont really want to see all the happy people, only gonna make it worse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;theres always sleeping pills or something, i got to know someone i can score a valium off of.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:208481</id>
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    <title>uberfuzzy @ 2009-02-09T22:43:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-10T03:43:37Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-10T03:43:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">(22:40:43) stev: the same quests though just in differing amounts &lt;br /&gt;(22:41:34) stev: like a security agent might be 80/20/30 kill/deliver/fetch&lt;br /&gt;(22:42:22) stev: not exact seeing as how that adds up to 130%&lt;br /&gt;(22:42:45) fzy: fetch me a dead person?&lt;br /&gt;(22:42:47) stev: but you know what i am saying &lt;br /&gt;(22:42:52) fzy: deliver this death?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:208362</id>
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    <title>cali: day 5 - tea party</title>
    <published>2009-01-16T03:45:16Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-16T03:45:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">had a bad nosebleed in the morning, wouldnt clot for almost an hour (i assume thats bad?), lost quite a bit of blood, not sure how much, was in shower, so it wasnt way to keep track.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;went to go to lunch with guys, and it might have been the walk, or the noon days sun+heat (record high someone said) but i could feel the clots start blow/tear in my nose (and head start spin), so i split off, went back to apartment. didnt make it back in, ruined a shirt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;washed up, laid down for a bit, left to go back to office, grabbed quiznos on way back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;got a bunch of work done today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;got to talk to my boss finally, was fun and exciting. talked about him. talked about me. talked about the work i'm doing. talked about the city, and what to do this weekend. great guy, great company. i'm really looking forward to where the future takes me with this company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but i have to say, this was the highlight of my day was this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a target='_blank' href='http://img61.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sunp0095gz2.jpg' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://img61.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sunp0095gz2.jpg&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:207960</id>
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    <title>cali: day 2</title>
    <published>2009-01-14T06:56:37Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-14T06:56:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">woke up to a horrible start. bright and sunny at 7am, head pounding, took a pill, reset alarm to 8, layed flat on couch to let circulate. woke up at noon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this wouldnt have been too bad, but i had a scheduled phone meeting with one of my bosses at 10am :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hurried and grabbed a shower (yay shower shock) and jumped online to let them know i wasnt dead and would be in soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;missed out on the group lunch, but was ok, was kind of nauseous still (happens with my allergies all the time).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;got into the office, got settled, got caught up on messagaes, got ahold of people to find out what was going on when.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;took a minute, grabbed a couple slices of pizza from yesterday, nuked those for lunch. gotta say. costco pizza reheats good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hauled ass doing work stuff, to make up for the lost time that morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no idea if i should be mentioning this, but i got to talk to Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales today. Yes, THAT Jimbo. He needed someone to talk to someone about some wiki bot/programming stuff, and everyone pointed him at me. go figure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it was really neat to talk to him. Was scary as hell. mostly that normal "your famous, i shouldnt be talking to you, or be in same room" feeling. that went away pretty fast once i realized that behind that face/persona is a normal everyday geek like the rest of us. then once he went away, back to the stunned. they tell me that feeling goes away if i was around him more, but still, kinda... yeah. wow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in retrospect, i should have asked to get a picture with him, would have made the trip. but that would have seemed kinda awkward to ask. mentally, he can be famous, or he can be your boss, not both. i choose boss, because it makes *me* less nervous. too bad he's not going to be in tomorrow, of i would risk asking anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm gonna make it a point to get pics of the office tomorrow and get them posted. i promise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it really is a great place to work at, both the office and the people. more the people. its the dream job i've always wanted, i'm not sure how i'm going to leave this place.</content>
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    <title>uberfuzzy @ 2008-12-11T02:32:00</title>
    <published>2008-12-11T07:32:57Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-11T07:32:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">for the love of god, why hasnt someone modded these together? &lt;a target='_blank' href='http://tinyurl.com/2244d2' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://tinyurl.com/2244d2&lt;/a&gt; + &lt;a target='_blank' href='http://tinyurl.com/6458cg' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://tinyurl.com/6458cg&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:207491</id>
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    <title>looking for good time tracking software</title>
    <published>2008-12-04T08:35:07Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-04T08:35:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i'm looking for something, either software or web-based, for tracking my work time. i've been doing it by hand mostly, but its getting tedious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i found a neat AIR app called Klok, that looked really promising, but its really annoying to setup, and doesnt let me change the start of the week (i need monday to sunday) and the skin is really dark on it, klunky to use, and has the same problems all AIR apps have (font issues, clicking problems, 2nd monitor support)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i've been kinda planning out in my head how to write my own, but i'd rather not if something else is out there. (read, i want to, but lazy)</content>
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    <title>change...</title>
    <published>2008-10-23T23:49:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-23T23:49:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i dont like me anymore, i think its time for a change... i think its time to grab my self by the balls and kick my own ass into gear.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:206817</id>
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    <title>dear https://account.station.sony.com... GTFO</title>
    <published>2008-10-14T20:27:51Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-14T20:27:51Z</updated>
    <category term="eq2"/>
    <content type="html">Unsupported Browser&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your browser is not supported by our systems. If you continue, you may experience degraded performance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To ensure the best experience, please use one of the following browsers instead:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    * Microsoft Internet Explorer 6&lt;br /&gt;    * Microsoft Internet Explorer 7&lt;br /&gt;    * Mozilla Firefox 1.5&lt;br /&gt;    * Mozilla Firefox 2.0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;note: i'm using firefox 3.0.3</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:206468</id>
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    <title>i &amp;lt;3 irc</title>
    <published>2008-10-02T03:35:35Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-02T03:36:22Z</updated>
    <category term="quote"/>
    <content type="html">irc_person&amp;gt; &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Superstar_(film)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Superstar_(film)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;irc_person&amp;gt; "Biblical purists pointed out a small number of deviations from biblical text as additional concerns; for example, Pilate's wife having the dream instead of Pilate himself."&lt;br /&gt;irc_person&amp;gt; Let me get this straight, this is a movie where Judas is black and Jesus is called a "superstar", and they're looking for *Biblical accuracy*?</content>
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    <title>uberfuzzy @ 2008-09-29T08:26:00</title>
    <published>2008-09-29T12:26:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-29T12:26:28Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">4 levels in 3 days... thank you soe</content>
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    <title>booyah!</title>
    <published>2008-09-23T21:56:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-23T21:56:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a target='_blank' href='http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/UberFuzzy/eq2i_award/' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/UberFuzzy/eq2i_award/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:205692</id>
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    <title>an eq2 /feedback</title>
    <published>2008-09-22T09:40:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-22T09:40:48Z</updated>
    <category term="eq2 feedback"/>
    <content type="html">i'm going to start posting my eq2 /feedback's. mostly as a personal log of stuff i've sent in, and also for feedback (whoa, had a meta moment). (really wish i would have started this sooner)&lt;br /&gt;------&lt;br /&gt;now that there are "free" bells to take you to TS and NEK docks, rather then removing the npcs that sold the "for pay" one way tickets, why not convert them into druid ring portal casters? sorta&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for a fee (see below) they will sell you a "something", just like the current ticket-&amp;gt;bell system, that lets you click on the swirling portal (steal the current druid ring portal, just leave one "open" next to them at all times, similar to the vortex in kelethin), to pick your destination of the full list of druid rings active in the world. you dont even have to filter the list by current players flags, just do the check on click, the same way its done now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that lets you recycle the bell ticket npc's in qeynos and freeport, and as for kelethin, just have that talking treant near the vortex sell the "tickets" (sorry, no idea on the other 2 cities)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this would be a far greater service for people then a 1way trip to ts/nek that is now useless&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;even with a heavyer fee, such as 1g, people would use this a lot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;from what i hear, one of the guild hall addons will be something similar, so why not make this available for everyone in the city too?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:205396</id>
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    <title>awww, i was told "no"</title>
    <published>2008-09-17T02:50:20Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-17T02:50:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">(22:46:42) stev: &lt;a target='_blank' href='http://hackaday.com/2008/09/16/how-to-thermite-based-hard-drive-anti-forensic-destruction/#more-2507' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://hackaday.com/2008/09/16/how-to-thermite-based-hard-drive-anti-forensic-destruction/#more-2507&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(22:47:47) fzy: yeah&lt;br /&gt;(22:47:53) fzy: that's what I want to do next summer&lt;br /&gt;(22:47:57) stev: no &lt;br /&gt;(22:47:58) stev: no &lt;br /&gt;(22:48:05) stev: no no no no no&lt;br /&gt;(22:48:09) fzy: no themite?&lt;br /&gt;(22:48:15) stev: noooo&lt;br /&gt;(22:48:24) fzy: why not?&lt;br /&gt;(22:48:31) stev: you do not need to be handling thremite</content>
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    <title>it sparkles!</title>
    <published>2008-09-13T18:09:31Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-21T07:55:20Z</updated>
    <category term="eq2"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/https_placeholder.png" fetchpriority="high"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:204929</id>
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    <title>see you tomorrow, maybe</title>
    <published>2008-09-10T05:14:58Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-10T05:14:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a target='_blank' href='http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:uberfuzzy:204633</id>
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    <title>i need a laptop now...</title>
    <published>2008-09-03T16:00:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-03T16:00:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a target='_blank' href='http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/bags/a8e3/' rel='nofollow'&gt;http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/bags/a8e3/&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>ok, they were right</title>
    <published>2008-09-02T18:38:53Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-02T18:38:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://tinyurl.com/ywzlra" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;choose abstinence&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>ganking from http://www.bethcherry.com/ because there are no archives there, and this is funny</title>
    <published>2008-08-30T17:35:10Z</published>
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    <content type="html">Poland, a land without vowels and roads&lt;br /&gt;worse than Ohio&lt;br /&gt;08.25.08&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eat pierogies in Poland. Done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was going to write a really long post about my trip to Poland, but now that I can feel my butt again, I am not so motivated. The long and the short of it is that when your boyfriend calls you to invite you to a biking week in Poland, you should ALWAYS ask EXACTLY how far you will be biking (and note 8o kilometers is a long way, baby - that's more than three marathons), and DON'T FORGET to inquire as to the quality of the roads you will be biking on - hilly? Sandy? FULL OF POTHOLES? And if he doesn't know, do your own research. If you are thinking of a biking holiday in Poland, we can cut straight to the chase, and I can tell you: the roads are hilly, sandy, and full of potholes. If you are really into non-stop spankings and having your teeth rocked right out of your head, this is the perfect holiday for you. Also, please note, that your boyfriend will say the worst pain you have experienced in your life is your fault if you neglect to tell him beforehand that you have not really ridden a bike since the third grade, especially if he is European (apparently all Europeans ride bikes, and 78 year old women are the fastest).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's even better if you are looking to lose weight and really aren't into jello, because all food in Poland comes encased in jello. To get to the food, you must break through the gelatinous barrier - kind of like how some people freeze their credit cards. No eatski for youski, oinkinkski.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sucktastic parts aside, we slept on a boat, saw a bunch of swans, mud-covered boys like something out of the Lord of the Flies, a castle, and a calliope, and visited Hitler's wolf's lair. We were chased by bees, encouraged to pop in and out of our dinner chairs like jack-in-the boxes to polka music, and Marco got to tell a horse, "I hate you." We also saw a baby beaver, and I got to teach Marco some new American slang.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All in all, I have no intention of ever returning to Poland again, but...you never know where life will take you.</content>
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