Every single school day, from the start of Kindergarten in September to the last day today, I drew a monster for my little guy's lunchbox. He saved all of them.
- My 6 year old came into my office today on the verge of tears. After 10 min of hugs and inquiry, he finally confided in me: he and his brother only had one more level of Lego Star Wars 3 left. He was sad because if they beat it, the game would be over. Felt that one in my soul.
- My Wife: Let's snuggle up and watch a Christmas movie with the kids tonight! Me: *Queues up Die Hard My Wife: I said a CHRISTMAS movie. Me: … *hits play*
- Back in 2004, when Spider-man 2 came out, I drew a poster of Ethan and Lucas as Spidey/Doc Ock. 17 years later, we are again getting that same Spidey/Doc Ock face-off in theaters, so I thought it would be fun to revisit that old artwork for this month's Patreon wallpaper.
- TLoU2 had "mount horse" on the triangle button. In Ghost of Tsushima, triangle is "heavy attack". Suffice to say, my horse and I are... not having a great relationship.
- My four year old just came into the living room with a Transformers mask on his bare butt and said "I'm BUMblebee." I fucking lost it.
- My 2 year comes over and says "hold this." I think I've just been made an accomplice after the fact...
- So now that the embargo on Endgame spoilers is lifted, can we talk about the second saddest scene in the film? That five years from now Fortnite is still a thing? :/
- Got a bunch of ooold random CAD merch in my garage. If I signed it and put it up for the cost of shipping, would anyone want it? Prob just throw it away otherwise.
- Almost every night- My oldest: Dad, what's for dinner? Me: Food. Him: But what's it CALLED? Me: Dinner. Him: But what are you MAKING for dinner? (repeat for 3-4 increasingly frustrated loops) If he thinks I am ever going to grow tired of this schtick, he is in for a surprise.
- Ok, NOW this looks like a movie I'd be willing to take my kids to and not have to worry about weeks of nightmares (for me, not them)
