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Jon Savitt
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Jon Savitt
@savittj
Comedy writer, screenwriter. @nytimes @funnyordie @collegehumor @mythical @mcsweeneys @vulture @espn, jcc basketball champion (2002)
- feeling better by pronouncing quarantine like fettuccine
- ok but what if you maybe didn't do thatMeet the man who's making it possible to 3D print untraceable guns anywhere in the world: wired.trib.al/ebLSl4F
00:00 - Here are all the living presidents. All of them. They're all here. If you're a president & still alive, you're in this picture.
- the bachelor but each week we get to vote someone out of congress
- the year is 2055, kenny g still hasn’t found a way out of kim kardashian’s living room
- I’m not antisocial I just like getting the most out of my rent
- we’re in a pandemic and the president threatened to shoot protestors anyway time to go to my marketing job & make ads for silverware I guess
- dating is weird because it's like hi let's start by getting some coffee and then hopefully someday we can make people that look like us
- I'm crying in a CVSHappy 25th anniversary @barackobama. A quarter of a century later, you're still my best friend & the most extraordinary man I know. I 💕 you.
- Don't have a bookmark? Try eating pasta instead.
