MSFT stock grants
New hire: can’t code. has 30k twitter followers. $800k over 4 years.
Current eng: finds 500ms backdoor, saves world. $67k retention grant, vests over 5 years.
Duplicated string in some code.
New developer: "Approved."
Mid-experienced developer: "This violates DRY and should be extracted to a constant."
Experienced developer: "Approved."
San Francisco lol.
Just saw these 2 cruise cars (self driving) stopped/confused at an intersection.
Person behind is honking + screaming “learn to drive!!”
According to twitter:
- Rails is dead, fat and slow
- Next js is the future, fast and efficient
According to my laptop dev env:
- rails api - 255mb ram
- next js frontend - 2.6gb ram