Chris Koerner (@mhp

Chris Koerner

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Chris Koerner

@mhp_guy

Owns 8 RV parks w/ investors + 7 companies. DFW & LDS. Get my favorite 260 biz ideas for 2026, with tactical launch plans included: tkopod.co/twitter

Dallas, Texas

Joined August 2021

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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Feb 21
Today marks 2 years exactly. Today, the ADHDers win. I thought it would take 5+ years to become bigger than my favorite podcast, but it took about 22 months. I launched The Koerner Office as a 10 episode test 2 years ago today. Here are my download numbers: 2024: 715,025 - 60%
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
May 10, 2025
This little guy should have turned 11 today. 3 years ago he went to bed and never woke up. His organs saved the lives of 10 people, including my daughter. Lots of love for Sam Wallman today. His family could use some prayers, I’m sure.
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Jul 5, 2024
Cy Porter posts home inspection videos on social media, and one of the country's largest homebuilders is suing him for it. They said he should be disciplined for his "harassing, falsified, and bullying" videos. Meanwhile, his business is booked 14 months out.
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Aug 18, 2024
I revisit this incredible Reddit post every month or so. Below are my 8 favorite answers of boring and unique businesses that print money:
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Jul 24, 2025
The adderall wears off by 8pm or so.
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
May 2, 2025
I'm sorry but this has gotta be a cash cow. What starts in Dubai always finds its way to America. It's a robot manicure machine. This one is at an airport. The nail salon in the same airport is $55. This machine? $17. Gimme 14 of them right now.
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Sep 28, 2024
This Dallas mom grosses $1m/year in 4 months of work. What does she do? Decorate porches with pumpkins in Dallas and Houston. Here’s how the business breaks down: Orders open in July and she sells out in August. Last year she did 900 jobs for $300 - $2,000+ each. She also
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Jul 2, 2024
A British guy bought 200 Land Rover Defenders in 2015, right as they stopped being manufactured. He paid about $40k each and they've been sitting in storage ever since. Now he's making modifications to them and selling for $200k+ each. Fortune favors the bold. Love to see it.
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Apr 7, 2024
This is insane. A new high school outside Dallas dedicated 1/3 of their floor space to entrepreneurship. The 1st floor is a mall, where 15+ local businesses set up shop so students can be mentored, apply for jobs & learn how to run a biz. There's also a: - recording studio -
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Sep 9, 2023
It's quite simple. 30 years ago, boomers bought cheap acreage inside the red circle with 9% rates. Today they're wealthy. Today, millennials could buy cheap acreage inside the yellow circle at 7% rates, wait 30 years and be wealthy. You can be a victim or be patient.
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Jun 15, 2024
"All the best business ideas are taken" Then you found a guy charging $500/hour to rent out his beer-serving wedding donkey. Booked 3 years out! I'm in love with this idea and business. Doing a deep dive on my podcast and newsletter soon. Gonna go buy a donkey first though.
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Mar 21, 2023
Last night my 12 year old was struggling with Algebra, so I immediately posted a job for a tutor on Upwork. Literally 10 minutes later we were Zooming with a PhD professor in Pakistan for $4/hour. She whipped him into shape & will help him 5 hours/week now. Impatience can be
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
May 13, 2025
This is just incredible. He has a 100% response rate from sending $1,000 custom swords to the owners of failing companies. Each closed deal represents 7 figures of net profit. I love these stories so much.
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Chris Koerner
@mhp_guy
Jun 28, 2025
This hero got sued for sarcastically exposing crappy home builders. (He’s a home inspector) The company said he should be disciplined for his "harassing, falsified, and bullying" videos. His business is booked 14 months out & a board found his claims truthful. Legend!
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