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Chaucer Doth Tweet

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Chaucer Doth Tweet

@LeVostreGC

Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.

London and eek Kente

Joined December 2011

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@LeVostreGC
Feb 8, 2022
Studyinge the literatures of the past ys not antiquarian distractioun, nor ys it implicit praise of what ys studied; ynstead, critical studye of past literatures ys vital for seekinge more just, equitable, capacious, and hopeful futures. The presente ys just one part of progress.
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Nov 27, 2019
Flight attendante: Ys there a doctour on this flighte? Dad: *nudginge me* koude have been thee! Me: Nat at thys momente, fathir Dad: Nat askinge a vernacular poet to helpe, are thei? Me: Fathir thys ys a medical emergencye Dad: Go and see yf sum rhyminge couplets kan helpe
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Dec 10, 2017
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!' And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Jun 5, 2023
Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Apr 6, 2018
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my fayre castel!' And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Jul 26, 2020
Ich have a Beowulf joke but ye will have to hwæt for yt
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Aug 31, 2018
Spydere man spydere man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh spydere man
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Jul 21, 2022
Jane Eyre Jane Water Jane Erthe Jane Fyre Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye...
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Dec 12, 2020
Even the villains yn Indiana Jones filmes addressid hym by hys professional title of Doctor.
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Jan 27, 2017
Rayse a glas to freedam Sum thinge thei kan nevir take awaye Reckon nat of what thei telle thee
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Aug 25, 2018
Sharknado Sharknadas Sharknadat Sharknadamus Sharknadatis Sharknadant
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Dec 3, 2024
Apparentlye a Ph.D. yn English Literature ys the most punk rock thynge yn the worlde because looke who doth get bent out of shape about the verye idea of it
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Dec 9, 2020
Spydere Man, Spydere Man Doth al things a spydere kan Sondry webbes he kan weaven Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
Chaucer Doth Tweet
@LeVostreGC
Oct 20, 2022
LUCIFER: I am anti-lyfe. The Beaste of Judgement. The darke at the end of everything. What wilt thou be then, Dream Lorde? MORPHEUS: ... MORPHEUS: I... I am theater kids driving yn a car and somebodye just put on the Les Miz original cast recordinge.