We're a little over 5 months away from drowning witches
david cross✍
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david cross✍
@davidcrosss
- No, I have the best advice, be born into a rich family, get a shit ton of plastic surgery, film and then release an orchestrated sex tape, parlay that planned noteriety into a "reality" show exploiting younger sisters and...viola! Easy peasy“I have the best advice for women in business,” Kim Kardashian says. “Get your f--king ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lALFx
- Huh. Turns out I'm a terrorist.
- Did the same on the last Chipmunk movieLady Gaga Had Psychiatric Nurse on #HouseOfGucci Set: No ‘Actor Should Push Themselves to That Limit’ bit.ly/3s9hxun
- Just got off the phone with Bob and he's doing great! Joking and japing and joshing. Both he and his family are overwhelmed with the outpouring of love and concern everyone has shown. You will be hearing from him soon. But he's doing really well!!!
- Still too much
- I would rather be cleaning up a drunk aunt's diarrhea at a brand new girlfriends family thanksgiving where I accidentally killed the dog than spend one minute here
- Will tomorrow work?Trump says he wants to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. How would you respond to him on that?
- I will share what I know when I can but Bob is one of the strongest people I know both physically and spiritually. He WILL get through this.
- Freinds, big news! @elonmusk has agreed to come and mock you during my show! He is going to belittle you poors for only being, "rich in spirit and life," while lighting piles of money in front of the homeless. It's an amazing closing bit. You gotta check it out.
- It was neither, "shut down", nor was it "powerful". It was weak, self-serving, dissmive and eye-openingEllen DeGeneres shut down the negativity in a powerful way following controversy about sitting with George W. Bush at an NFL game. huffp.st/mkKmMm6
- Hey guys, here's a sketch I wrote last month. Thanks to the cast who absolutely nailed it. Take a look. More to come soon.
