Cass Anderson
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- Twitter doesn’t have enough mountain lion content like this x.com/AnimalsWorId/s…
- The Girl Scouts waiting for me outside the store when I said I'd get some cashback to buy cookies
- Nicknames are wild. Guy in my freshman dorm wore a brown tee with khaki shorts 2x in the first week. They called him 'Earth Tone Adam' for the rest of his life.
- It’s been too long since you last listened to the John Cena radio call and you need a pickmeup
- Midnight Pass in Sarasota was opened by Hurricane Helene. It's been closed for decades, highly controversial, and locals have wanted it reopened forever.
- Replying to @jzuxA minister told me, a 14 year old whose older brother had recently died of suicide, that he was olin hell and there was nothing that could change where he was. Decided it was all make believe and dangerous idiocy if anyone could believe that and tell me it at that time in life
- I’m never gonna be able to go back to the status quo after Phish at the Sphere
00:00 - I got it in my head a few years ago that @Harry_Styles needs to play a young @MickJagger in a Rolling Stones biopic and I'm growing more and more annoyed Hollywood hasn't made it happen yet. It's such a natural fit.
- Replying to @davehill77Love when someone tries to parent someone else’s kid by skewing nonsense. Had to explain to my 4yo that it’s normal he enjoys playing with dolls and the neighbor’s kid is the weird one for saying boys don’t play with dolls or can’t enjoy certain things














