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my only slightly exaggerated impression of the guy who sat behind me in the theater a few weeks ago
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Jeff Burnett
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Jeff Burnett
@burnettski92
useless idiot who can't do anything
Illinois
Joined June 2009
- got permission to share this private gold, because I want more people to have this image in their head
- Steve's TWELVE member boyband having THREE different roll calls in a single song
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19 years ago today, peak premiered on FOX What are some of your favorite moments from the show? - "Every 27 years he returns to... slam... and welcome to the jam."
- “Ask me why the eagles couldn’t just fly them to mordor one more time…”
- He has the funniest line in WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER: FIRST DAY OF CAMP and he deserves our respect
00:00The tide is turning to Bradley Cooper’s favor again but the few of us that were true believers will never forget… - without a doubt one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
- Replying to @fellawhomstdvewait, OPPENHEIMER was an animated children's movie?
- Replying to @ellorysmithI feel ya. My dad had a stroke the day before his 40th birthday because he couldn’t afford blood thinner meds anymore. If we had donate-a-wing-to-the-hospital money I’m sure he’d be here today.
