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sydney ✨👽✨
@WildPalmCity
vijay sethupathi's #1 white fan
texas
Joined June 2012
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    experience the twitter account that over two film critics have deemed "tolerable"
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    american movies are so deprived of color now that you can literally just put a blue light somewhere and everyone will lose their minds like a baby looking at some keys
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    drinking some mead, if you've never had it just know that vikings and ancient greek philosophers and shit were all getting wasted on painfully sweet sparkling girl drinks
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    when i open a new book & it starts with a map, family tree & cast of characters
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    a mann's bedroom is supposed to look like this
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    hating m. night shyamalan is everything that's wrong with film culture now in a nutshell - mocking an easy target just to fit in, deep incuriosity about anything complicated or outside the mainstream, rejection of sincerity, refusal to meet an artist on their terms, also racism
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    ridley scott told us to log off and everyone hopped online and immediately proved him right
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    so many schwarzenegger movies depend entirely on nobody recognizing schwarzenegger, the most conspicuous man of all time
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    i avoided classic literature for a lot of my life because i assumed it was stuffy, boring, incomprehensible - started reading them as an adult and realized humanity has always been on its hilariously petty sex/murder/hysterics bullshit & it's amazing
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    the pest control guy saw our manhunter posters and went off about how much he loves michael mann and william petersen and supports all chicago actors because he's from chicago and works weekends at a chicago style pizza place
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    of course noir is for women, the entire genre is just "men are dumb"
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    movie discourse is always dumb as hell because nobody wants to be boring and admit the answer to literally every opinion/question/debate is simply "it depends on the movie"
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    ur hanging w/ the wrong people, good horror movie fans are like here's 1k words on how clowntown 4 reflects my own mental illness and is accidentally feminist