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Faster, Santa! Kill! Kill!
@FookThis
Written for @austinchronicle, @talkfilmsoc, @looper, @dailygrindhouse, & @OneofUsNet. 1/2 of White Slaves of Chinatown, tweets at @olgasgirls.
Austin
Joined June 2012
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    Since we're talking about Ti West, if you haven't seen THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL (2009), please seek it out. It's a terrific film and is perfect for the upcoming Halloween season. It's streaming now on Shudder.
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    When I'm feeling down, I think about how much fun Brian Blessed looked like he was having in FLASH GORDON (1980)
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    I've been applying for jobs for months. I had a 2nd interview for the one I really wanted last week. I was still sick but went anyway wearing a mask. I thought it went well cos they 3 people interviewing me loved that I was a film critic. Anyway, today I was offered the job!!
    GIF
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    It's too early in the morning for these kinds of shenanigans. This can fuck right off.
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    BONE TOMAHAWK is a terrific film. Sure, it's rather brutal and "that one scene" is shocking but the movie is absolutely worth watching. Richard Jenkins performance was absolutely Oscar-worthy. By all means, watch this movie and form your own opinion.
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    Looking for a horror movie to watch that you might not have seen? May I suggest STAGEFRIGHT:AQUARIUS (1987) directed by Michele Soavi. It's an Italian slasher that's all kinds of crazy. It's streaming now on Amazon Prime.
    GIF
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    Jean Grey, ladies and gentlemen...
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    RIP Daria Nicolodi. She was an absolute queen. A legend. I'm speechless right now.
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    We went ahead and started a GoFundMe. Please know, if you've already given, THANK YOU so much. If you could just share this post, it would be awesome.
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    JOHN CARTER (2012) is now streaming on Disney+. Look, I know a ton of you hate this but I think there are some great things in it and is absolutely worth watching. Please don't bother @-ing me with your "hot take" on it. This tweet isn't FOR you. Move along.
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    what’s the wildest case of a filmmaker going from R ratings to family films
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    Ted, our apartment complex burned yesterday cos of this power outage. People were cold and lit a fire. It was 45° in our apartment after 8+ hours of no power. They're still out of power. We're homeless now. We're in a shelter here in Austin. Tell me again how great Texas is again
    California is now unable to perform even basic functions of civilization, like having reliable electricity. Biden/Harris/AOC want to make CA’s failed energy policy the standard nationwide. Hope you don’t like air conditioning!
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    Not where it's going to live but I thought it needed to be put up immediately.