You know how good of a woman you have to be for the ex-wife to tell the world she don’t play about you?!?!
Sense & Edibility
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Sense & Edibility
@EdibleSense
Chef. Food Writer. Featured in: Washington Post, Cuisine Noir, and Food 52. LDEI Legacy Award Winner 2022. I speak sarcasm fluently. IG: senseandedibility
- Just a reminder: charcuterie means prepared meats from a butcher or cured meats. Your veggie tray is crudité. Your dessert tray is a grazing board or whatever. Your cheeseboard is a cheeseboard. Thank you for your attention.
- If you know what this is, it's time to take your fiber pill.
- For lunch, we have whipped cacahuate with a forest berry compote served atop lightly browned whole grain bread alongside heirloom corn points with aged cheese and ethnic spices. Please enjoy.
- They’re both studying to become/are medical professionals who will be in charge of taking care of Black patients. That should scare everyone.
- Replying to @AndreaGtrrzSucks that hair will keep growing from your chin as you age, but damn if those eyebrows I plucked at 13 ever came back.
- Replying to @FrediculousKudos to your daughter. She’ll support the men in her life without question, but as soon as she feels like she’s taken for granted, shit’s going down.
- The calmness in her voice lets me know they have money and great homeowner’s insurance.
- Replying to @EdibleSenseY’all getting big mad during the holidays over this so act like I’m a White cis male chef who tweeted it so you can feel better.
- Replying to @SelimaTateTotally not changing. Just people being wrong and not knowing what charcuterie is.
- Replying to @tonyhawkYEARS ago, after one of my husband's deployments I wrote to you telling you how much he worshiped you as a teenager. He couldn't afford one of your skatedecks and you sent it to him autographed. It survived 6 Army moves and now is hanging in our forever home. ❤
