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Shahanshah of the Internet Age

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Shahanshah of the Internet Age

@ChazakielDoremi

Novelist and Game Designer. Working on 'Malvanean' and 'Kowloon's Curse' level 999 PUNISHED SOUL Valentinianist Married to @AriavanEgteren

The Moon

Joined November 2017

Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Nov 1, 2024
This has to be like. Objectively measured right. This has to be in the running for 'The single funniest a human being has ever been'
Jess
@Sundancing_
Oct 31, 2024
This Halloween take a moment to remember the time Scott Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit to the ISS to scare the shit out of his fellow astronauts.
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Apr 22, 2025
Had a frightening dream where a shadowy figure stood in my doorframe and said "lock your door, now." I woke up, got kinda scared so I crawled out of bed and checked my door- unlocked. I locked my door, and 20 minutes after a drunk guy tried to enter my home
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Jun 3, 2025
Guys please remember that if you're on steroids you still have to actually lift or else you turn into a barrel-chested ogre
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Jun 22, 2024
You have to understand that whatever outside perspective we have on Darth Vader, Han does not have that. Han walks into the dining room, sees his version of Adolf Hitler, remembers he has a gun on him and immediately goes about rectifying his Hitler problem
MA5K CEO
@Nobbie_OCs
Jun 21, 2024
>Be Han Solo >Walk into a room and find the second most powerful guy in the galaxy waiting for you >Start shooting without hesitation What a fucking guy lmao
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Jun 29, 2025
One time I jokingly told a guy about 'Going Alice', where you change your name to Alice for a bit and you aren't accountable for your actions because it was Alice that did it and not you. He took this at face value then spent two weeks destroying his entire social life as 'Alice'
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Sep 20, 2025
look at the comments bruh im dying. no way these people are real
Bethesda
@bethesda
Sep 13, 2025
If Indy's impressed, you know it must be amazing. What mysterious will he unlock in The Order of Giants DLC?
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Dec 23, 2024
This is the first movie where I've seen life as a homeless transwoman portrayed both accurately as well as painfully blunt, with no sanitation or awkward avoiding of topics like many corporations do for fear of hurting a hypothetical audience of spineless liberals
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@taesdawn26
Dec 22, 2024
an annual reminder that tokyo godfathers is one of the greatest christmas movies of all time
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Mar 12, 2024
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
Mar 11, 2024
Boeing whistleblower found dead in US bbc.in/43eX08f
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Oct 11, 2024
Unfathomable amounts of people have fallen in love, found beauty in a sunset, were brave, cowardly, loyal, traitors, died fighting senseless wars in the names of tribes and gods that will never be remembered for an amount of time literally incomprehensible
John Ganz
@lionel_trolling
Oct 10, 2024
the fuck were they doing
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Dec 23, 2024
This is as if another humanoid had evolved to exclusively eat humans, were ten times our size and lured us closer by being completely overstimulating sexually attractive to us God oh god oh fuck I have to go for a walk
꒰ daily aquatic lovelies ༚.°
@aqualuvsuotd
Dec 23, 2024
꒰ a sea angel hunting a sea butterfly 🐌 ୭˚. ᵎᵎ
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Dec 28, 2023
You think they painted this from memory or just really, really quickly
sean
@DilettanteryPod
Jul 28, 2023
Cave Bear, thirty-thousand years older than Jesus
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Sep 6, 2024
It's an incredibly important part of the Gospel that Judas was Jesus his friend and that despite everything he was still human, still capable of doubt and still scared of the authorities. He did not so much 'betray' him as cave to the weight of the world, but after 2000 years of-
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Apr 22, 2025
Replying to @ChazakielDoremi
What the fuck
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Shahanshah of the Internet Age
@ChazakielDoremi
Jan 9, 2025
Bionicle is rooted in Maori folk religion Halo is bogstandard scifi fascism Frieren is a Japanese show and the only reason it's on this list is the fascist-adjecant demon discourse Dragon Ball is an adaption of a Buddhist fairy tale Doom portrays God as a gnostic 'machine'
august
@regularaugust
Jan 9, 2025
Converting because I heard Papa Roach
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