Smash Together, an unofficial dating app started up for like-minded Smash Bros. players to meet and mingle, has claimed it has received a cease-and-desist letter just before its open beta. bit.ly/3FbixXJ
Invented a new sleeping technique guaranteed to give you nightmares. Cover your upper half in really warm blankets but leave everything below the belt uncovered. Legs exposed to cool air. Immediately had dreams about a field of dogs getting hit by lightning over and over
tech is being championed consistently by the lamest motherfuckers. Dudes who have been digitally lobotomized to the point where they're entertained by weed delivery ads you see on the sides of trash cans. If you're gonna do this at least make a video of wizard 9/11 or something
I hope you can't marry anyone in that new Stardew valley game. The game should punish you for being romantically interested in anybody. Nothing should get in the way of being a chocolateir.
