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  <pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2015 04:17:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <author>triggerhappy</author>
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  <description>Huh. I haven&apos;t made a post since December 2011. Damn. Well. Still alive.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 00:07:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>GRRRR ARRRRGH!</title>
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  <description>I still can&apos;t FUCKING COMMENT on the FUCKING NEWS community. Even with my desktop computer. Was hoping it just wouldn&apos;t work with my Android phone. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We don&apos;t need a fucking PATCH. &lt;br /&gt;Take out the ALL of the NEW CODE. Ya know, the fucking code that doesn&apos;t fucking WORK. &lt;br /&gt;And replace with ALL of the OLD CODE. Ya know, the fucking code that fucking worked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND THIS FONT SUCKS DONKEY BALLS. Seriously. It makes my head hurt. I feel so sorry for people with migraine issues.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:52:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Tried to comment on the ljnews community about the sucktastic comment page - wouldn&apos;t work. The acomment didn&apos;t post and after clicking the add comment button, it greyed out and won&apos;t l let me click it sat all. &lt;br /&gt;Way to break commenting LJ. Fuckers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And geeez, the new font for the update page suuucks.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 04:06:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>O.O</title>
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  <description>I, quite literally, just yelled HOLY! SHIT! at the TV.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 02:45:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>icon meme</title>
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  <description>I am &lt;i&gt;such&lt;/i&gt; a sheep. baaaah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;* reply to this post with &quot;Stop, fast-forward, rewind&quot; and I will pick six of your icons.&lt;br /&gt;* make a post (including this info) and talk about the icons I chose.&lt;br /&gt;* other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.&lt;br /&gt;* this will create a never ending cycle of icon glee.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are the six that &lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;rowan_d&quot; lj:user=&quot;rowan_d&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://rowan-d.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://rowan-d.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;rowan_d&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class=&quot;i-ljuser-badge i-ljuser-badge--pro&quot; data-badge-type=&quot;pro&quot; data-placement=&quot;bottom&quot; data-pro-badge data-pro-badge-type=&quot;1&quot; data-is-raw hidden href=&quot;#&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;i-ljuser-badge__icon&quot;&gt;&lt;svg class=&quot;svgicon&quot; width=&quot;25&quot; height=&quot;16&quot; xmlns=&quot;http://www.w3.org/2000/svg&quot; viewBox=&quot;0 0 33 24&quot;&gt;&lt;path fill-rule=&quot;evenodd&quot; d=&quot;M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z&quot; clip-rule=&quot;evenodd&quot;/&gt;&lt;path fill-rule=&quot;evenodd&quot; d=&quot;M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z&quot; clip-rule=&quot;evenodd&quot;/&gt;&lt;/svg&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; picked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/39262066/14141&quot; fetchpriority=&quot;high&quot;&gt; made by the wonderfully talented &lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;winterfish&quot; lj:user=&quot;winterfish&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://winterfish.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://winterfish.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;winterfish&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. I am a Sam Carter/Janet Fraiser shipper and I love how intently Sam is staring at Janet. Plus, it&apos;s just a well executed and good looking icon. What&apos;s not to like?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/38037939/14141&quot; loading=&quot;lazy&quot;&gt; made by &lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;lornyloo&quot; lj:user=&quot;lornyloo&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://lornyloo.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://lornyloo.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;lornyloo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. Really get a kick out of this for a few reasons. 1) I&apos;m an icon whore 2) I went through quite a kick back whenever this was uploaded of shiiiiiiiny being my favorite and most used word and 3) it&apos;s just makes me giggle. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/42958653/14141&quot; loading=&quot;lazy&quot;&gt; also made by &lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;winterfish&quot; lj:user=&quot;winterfish&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://winterfish.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://winterfish.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;winterfish&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;. See? Talented.&lt;br /&gt;Sam again and in a very unusual, but interesting, crop. Coloring is catching but not overpowering and the text works very well. Really, it&apos;s just a spifftastic icon and being of Sam shoots it into the stratosphere. &lt;small&gt;see what i did there?&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/95751734/14141&quot; loading=&quot;lazy&quot;&gt; made by me. An icon of Ani (Jessica Leccia)and Gina (Crystal Chappell) from the web series/soap &lt;i&gt;Venice&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;Kind of a long story. Okay, so in summer of &apos;09 I got hooked on &lt;i&gt;Guiding Light&lt;/i&gt;, a friggin &lt;i&gt;soap opera&lt;/i&gt;. hee! Sadly, one that was canceled and going off the air in September. Always late to the party, I am. Anyway, got hooked because of the same sex pairing of Natalia Rivera (played by Leccia) and Olivia Spencer (played by Chappell). &lt;br /&gt;Otalia. *happy sigh* This story and pairing? It kind of kicked Xena to the curb as being the object of my &lt;s&gt;obsession&lt;/s&gt; affection.&lt;br /&gt;So, the soap is being canceled and CBS SUCKS and wouldn&apos;t even let Otalia kiss. Not even in the last friggin&apos; episode. *shakes fist* But both actresses were amazed and touched by how much the story of Otalia meant to so many people - especially Crystal. She wanted to give back, while also stretching her own creative muscles - and &lt;i&gt;Venice&lt;/i&gt; came from that. The first season was okay, they were finding their legs as it were, and the second season just got better and better and better. As soon as the second season comes out on DVD I am SO buying both sets. &lt;br /&gt;So, that&apos;s my long story slightly shortened. Heh.&lt;br /&gt;Geez, and I didn&apos;t even really talk about the actual &lt;i&gt;icon&lt;/i&gt;. Ooopsie. Mostly, just liked the shot of Ani hugging Gina from behind, desperately trying to make an emotional connection with Gina. But Gina is too damaged to let Ani in; they&apos;re physically connected but still so far apart. I&apos;ve also gotten into using a lot of negative space in an icon and that seemed perfect for this moment of them quietly longing for more than what they have. *shrug*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/90111066/14141&quot; loading=&quot;lazy&quot;&gt; also made by me. &lt;br /&gt;This is the aforementioned Olivia Spencer. MMMMMM. This shot caught my eye, partly because I love profiles and Crystal&apos;s is especially delicious, but also because of her neck at the angle. I...have a bit of a thing for necks, especially when the tendon is standing out like that. &lt;br /&gt;Messing around with cropping I ended up cutting off much of her profile but with that delicious neck, who cares? lol&lt;br /&gt;And because I&apos;m such an icon whore and now that I&apos;ve gushed about CC&apos;s profile, here is an icon that actually shows it off. &lt;img src=&quot;https://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i140/dalaz/otalia/gl188---triggerhappy.png&quot; loading=&quot;lazy&quot;&gt; GUH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://l-userpic.livejournal.com/81353813/14141&quot; loading=&quot;lazy&quot;&gt; also made by me.&lt;br /&gt;Gabrielle, specifically Warrior Gabrielle - have quite the thing for her warrior persona. Plus, she rocked the short hair. I liked the photo and wanted to use it, but also try to use interesting crops and this is what I came up with. Felt like it needed &lt;i&gt;something&lt;/i&gt; else and added the text. Wanted it to be there and readable but not taking too much of the focus. Not sure if I succeeded, but is what the finished product ended up being.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:10:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Oh, the books I&apos;ve read...</title>
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  <description>My reading of books has fallen off quite a bit the last few years. Never thought &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; would happen. *blinks*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have, however, found the wonder of audiobooks, made all the better by being able to download&lt;br /&gt;them to my iPod. Makes for fun driving times. :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So now shall try and copy those on my flist that do the book list things, though not sure how well I&apos;ll stick with it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1)&lt;i&gt;Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter&lt;/i&gt; by Seth Grahame-Smith, read by Scott Holst. Downloaded this at the end of December, so most of it was listened to in January. I liked it. In some ways quite a bit, but in others...&lt;br /&gt;The Good: the intertwining of fantasy with history was well done and it really kept my interest. The narrator was pretty decent; there were some voices that it was hard to tell who was speaking, but for the most part it wasn&apos;t confusing.&lt;br /&gt;The Not-so Good: it bugged me, perhaps more than it should, that so much of what led to the Civil War and slavery in general, was blamed on vampires. Yes, Vampire Hunter and all that but...*shrug* It just seemed to let plain old humans off the hook too much. Guess I just couldn&apos;t divorce the real horrors from the imagined enough to just enjoy the book without that eating at me.&lt;br /&gt;As for a book specific that bugged me: SPOILER! Major SPOILER! Highlight to read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#fff; background-color:#fff;&quot;&gt;I did not like that Henry changed Abe, or more to the point that Abe went along with it. For a guy who &lt;i&gt;detested&lt;/i&gt; vampires, who more than once refused to allow Henry to change those whom Abe loved that had died, it seemed unlikely to the extreme that Abe would allow it and not find a way to die for real. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2)&lt;i&gt;The Fiery Trial&lt;/i&gt; by Eric Foner, read by Norman Dietz. Non-fiction.&lt;br /&gt;This is about Abraham Lincoln and slavery and how it came to an end, as well as how his views evolved as more time passed. Really quite enjoyed it and found it all fascinating - and yet sad and depressing too. Just in that, well, people &lt;i&gt;suck&lt;/i&gt; ya know? This time period was not all that long ago all things considered and added to that all the things that stayed wrong and abhorrent for the next 100 years. Hell, plus the things that have yet to change enough. People still suck. *sighs*&lt;br /&gt;But, anyway, did like the book and it was well written. I also thought the narrator did a terrific job. He did really well making it clear when he was reading the &apos;main&apos; narrative and when he was reading quotes or footnotes or things like that. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3)&lt;i&gt;Vision in White: The Bride Quartet, Book 1&lt;/i&gt; by Nora Roberts, read by Emily Durante. It was good, nothing spectacular, but well written and enjoyable enough. Still really like Roberts writing and she fleshes out characters well, even those that aren&apos;t the main ones, but...it was just a lite/quick/easy listen. Enjoyable but not spectacular.&lt;br /&gt;The narrator...was pretty good. Not one of my favorites, but decent enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4)&lt;i&gt;Small Favor: The Dresden Files, Book 10&lt;/i&gt; by Jim Butcher, read by James Marsters. Yes, &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt; James Marsters. :D&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s a Harry Dresden novel and I swear they just get better and better. In this one Queen Mab of the Winter Court of the Sidhe asks for a favor. Just a wee little favor...things go downhill for Harry from there. hee! &lt;br /&gt;And hells bells! Marsters is an &lt;i&gt;awesome&lt;/i&gt; narrator. He just does an excellent job of bringing the story to life and his Harry is just spifftastic. I don&apos;t even hear Spike all that much, even with characters that have English accents. Sometimes with certain words, but it&apos;s not distracting at all when it happens.&lt;br /&gt;It wont happen right away, as my money tree has yet to go, but am planning to download all Dresden books just to listen to Marsters read them. Even though my sister owns up through book 9. He really is that good.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5)&lt;i&gt;Turn Coat: The Dresden Files, Book 11&lt;/i&gt; by Jim Butcher, read by James Marsters.&lt;br /&gt;Have about an hour, maybe a little more, to go until this is finished but am including it in this list anyway.&lt;br /&gt;Warden Morgan has been accused of treason of the White Council and has come to Harry for help. Surprise surprise, things go downhill from there. But oh, what a ride. &lt;br /&gt;There&apos;s only one quibble I have with it. SPOILER, for this book and &lt;i&gt;Small Favor&lt;/i&gt;. Highlight to read. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color:#fff; background-color:#fff;&quot;&gt;Michael was hurt really badly in &lt;i&gt;Small Favor&lt;/i&gt; and it&apos;s not mentioned how he&apos;s doing. *pouts* I wanna know, damn it! So that&apos;s a bit annoying.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still totally loving the book, though. And as soon as I&apos;m done posting will listen to the rest of the book.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 02:06:14 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Wow, I suck at keeping this here journal updated. :/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, life has been moving on. I started working the day shift M-F a couple weeks ago and when the Desk Officer retires in a couple months will be taking over his duties. In some ways I miss the graveyard shift, but having weekends again will be cool. Is cool. Whatever.&lt;br /&gt;My supervisor also told me the other day that he&apos;s been in this line of work for 30 years and I&apos;m the best worker he&apos;s ever had. O.O&lt;br /&gt;That...is just a little bit daunting. Don&apos;t feel like I&apos;m doing anything special, just my job. *shrug*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ummm, what else...Roping has been going well, which is the good part about having weekends off - will be able to go to jackpots and stuff a lot easier.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The newest thing is that I had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. I went the I.V. route and slept through the whole thing. Wheeee! &lt;br /&gt;Actually feel pretty good. That is, until just a bit ago when I got on the computer. First time I&apos;ve felt slightly nauseous and even feel shaky and light headed. Makes it hard to catch up on stuff. SUCKY.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 20:00:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>car shopping is a pain in the buttocks</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m currently looking for a car. Oh, &lt;i&gt;could&lt;/i&gt; fix my &apos;81 Corolla (it does have low miles) but...it&apos;s butt ugly. And with no power steering, a bitch to drive in town and/or parking lots.&lt;br /&gt;Did I mention it was ugly? It&apos;s ugly. I want something &lt;i&gt;fun&lt;/i&gt;. Something that looks cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For me, that basically means a Honda Civic or Accord, or an Acura Integra and in the mid &apos;90s for the year. Not only for price range, but those years are actually my favorite body style. The newer ones? Blech.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe a Toyota Celica, depending on the year. &lt;i&gt;Maybe&lt;/i&gt; a VW Jetta or Passat, but am a bit leery of those because they&apos;re more expensive to work on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Am going to pay cash (no payments FTW! and lower insurance as well), so that does limit how much I&apos;ll spend, and want kinda low miles. Really don&apos;t want more than 160k, but not firm on that.&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and it can&apos;t be red. Yuck. &lt;br /&gt;Being able to drive Mom&apos;s car for now means I&apos;m not in a hurry, so can be picky. Whew. LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aaaanyway, part of the point of this pointless post is to bitch. &lt;br /&gt;There&apos;s this &lt;a href=&quot;http://eugene.craigslist.org/cto/2098303021.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;98 Honda Accord LX&lt;/a&gt; that meets much of my criteria. Definitely higher miles than I want at 195K, but my mechanic is very good and &lt;i&gt;very&lt;/i&gt; thorough when he&apos;s checking over a car, so I trust he&apos;d find something major.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here&apos;s the thing - they&apos;re asking $3450 firm. That make with that style (LX) with those miles bluebooks for private retail at $2765 for a car in excellent condition. Good is $2415 and Fair is $1890.&lt;br /&gt;They also say that &quot;this is a solid honda selling cheap cause of miles 195k&quot; and &quot;At this price it wont last long!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;*blinks*&lt;br /&gt;Cheap?!? This price?!? I was unaware that a thousand dollars over blue book value was cheap. Silly me.&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and as for it not lasting long? This ad was up last week; guess it&apos;s not selling so fast after all. Wonder why...</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 21:37:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>so awesome</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://failblog.org/2010/11/10/epic-fail-photos-condom-brand-win/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://imgprx.livejournal.net/74efa9555e17d7690b3682883c71b771a709165cf820678aa06d1ad5da4474d4/P2WlxyVijxKvg25m_s9XVEMdsf-ah7h010-BTLdXhsLfvR7dmcS2Rl0pEkNnDEhipQxWkzCRMVMUTR1dzFdqr0MN3yPMbqSFvVkC6UVlfkOhErDI44xKjWtU6UorMW1ApBzy_HNCbtU:9dgPUWDk4YhDwu2Wvowfnw&quot; title=&quot;epic win photos - Condom Brand WIN&quot; alt=&quot;epic win photos - Condom Brand WIN&quot; height=&quot;375px&quot; width=&quot;500px&quot; fetchpriority=&quot;high&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;see more &lt;a href=&quot;http://failblog.org&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;funny videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hahaha! I so want some of those.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 22:22:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/11/oregon-senator-vows-block-internet-censorship-bill/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Senator Wyden effectively kills Internet censorship bill.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes! That is some damn nice news there. For a change, eh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few weeks ago, I sent an email asking my senators to support the...damn, can&apos;t remember the bills exactly. But one of them is to allow same-sex partners the same immigration status that married couples get, the whole marry and your non-resident spouse can come to the U.S. thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, just got an email back from Wyden saying he does support that, and has in fact worked on the bill with the senator from Vermont. &lt;small&gt;deleted the email instead of archiving it; not very smart of me.&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two cool pieces of political news in one day. Kind of unusual, but I&apos;ll take it.&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 20:13:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>more fail. such a shock</title>
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  <description>LJ has managed to fail yet again.&lt;br /&gt;So today&apos;s Writer&apos;s Block question is &quot;If you could cast one type of magic spell, which would you choose, and why?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where&apos;s the fail, you say? It is in the &lt;i&gt;original&lt;/i&gt; question: &quot;If you were the TSA at Hogwarts, which Harry Potter character would you pat down, and why?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What the ever loving fuck where they &lt;i&gt;thinking&lt;/i&gt;? I don&apos;t &lt;i&gt;care&lt;/i&gt; that they are fictional characters. The question is basically &quot;if you were in a position of authority, who would you sexually assault&quot; and that is not okay. EVER.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is &lt;i&gt;certainly&lt;/i&gt; not okay when this is a thing that is ACTUALLY HAPPENING to people.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 22:38:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i typ so slow now</title>
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  <description>Somehow my keyboard was switched from QWERTY to DVORAK &amp; won&apos;t change back. Thank FSM still have the DVORAK Simplified Keyboard printout.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here&apos;s hoping restarting fixes it. LOL</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:16:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>yet. another. meme.</title>
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  <description>Stealing this from several on my flist. Baaahhh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A is for age:&lt;/b&gt; 33&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;B is for beer of choice:&lt;/b&gt; So far, beer = yuuuck. *shrug* Have tried a few taster sample things at a microbrewery/pizza place, but nothing to my taste yet. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;C is for career right now:&lt;/b&gt; As read in Reader&apos;s Digest, my job is to run away and call the police. Otherwise known as a security guard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;D is for your dogs/cat&apos;s name:&lt;/b&gt; Cat - Spencer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;E is for essential item you use everyday:&lt;/b&gt; Soap. That&apos;s pretty essential. And toilet paper. For funs, the computer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;F is for favorite TV show:&lt;/b&gt; Criminal Minds. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;G is for favorite game to watch:&lt;/b&gt; NFL football.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;H is for hometown:&lt;/b&gt; Crow &apos;blink and you miss it&apos;, Oregon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;I is for instruments you play:&lt;/b&gt; None. :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;J is for favorite juice:&lt;/b&gt; Dole&apos;s Pineapple/Orange/Banana. That stuff is MMMMMMMGOOD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;K is for whose butt you&apos;d like to be kicking:&lt;/b&gt; Hmmmm. No one in particular, so gonna go with the fanatical Tea Party candidates - they scare the &lt;i&gt;crap&lt;/i&gt; out of me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;L is for the last place you ate at:&lt;/b&gt; Ate &lt;i&gt;at&lt;/i&gt; would be Izzy&apos;s a couple weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;M is for marriage:&lt;/b&gt; Nada. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;N is for your name:&lt;/b&gt; Melissa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;O is for overnight hospital stay:&lt;/b&gt; Nada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;P is for people you were with today:&lt;/b&gt; Co-workers, mom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Q is for what your best quality is:&lt;/b&gt; Hmmm. Easy to get along with?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;R is for what you&apos;re currently reading:&lt;/b&gt; Lately, most of my books have been audiobooks. Current one is &lt;i&gt;Walter Johnson: Baseball&apos;s Big Train&lt;/i&gt; about a major league pitcher from early 1900&apos;s. It&apos;s pretty interesting. Actually reading are a few WIP Otalia fanfics online.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;S is for your relationship status:&lt;/b&gt; Single.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;T is for the time you woke up today:&lt;/b&gt; Haven&apos;t &lt;i&gt;woke up&lt;/i&gt; yet today. :) Last time I woke up was yesterday at 10:30pm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;U is for type of underwear you have on:&lt;/b&gt; White cotton bikini type. Pretty boring. *shrug*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;V is for vegetable you love:&lt;/b&gt; Corn! Broccoli and green beans are pretty darn good as well. Mmmmmmmm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;W is for worst habit:&lt;/b&gt; Procrastination&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;X is for x-rays you&apos;ve had:&lt;/b&gt; Pretty sure it&apos;s just one time for my right ankle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Y is for some yummies:&lt;b&gt; Oh, so damn many. Twix. Heath bar, mom&apos;s homemade choc chip cookies, blended Chai tea, Heath Blizzard, melted marshmallows...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Z is for zodiac sign:&lt;/b&gt; Cancer.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:27:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>wooooaaah! O.O</title>
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  <description>This video is just freakin&apos; awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;25&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you watch it all the way to the end? Did you see what they did there?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They took their saddles off. While riding. While riding at a canter. *flails about* How did they &lt;i&gt;do&lt;/i&gt; that?!? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Freakin&apos; awesome.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:21:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Dreamwidth is oh so dreamy.</title>
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  <description>Dreamwidth has the newest &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dreamwidth.org/create-entries-demo/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;demo&lt;/a&gt; of the update page up. Wooooaaaah, it&apos;s so shiiiiny.&lt;br /&gt;The page is customizable, with a drag and drop feature. Pretty sweet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even better? They actually care about user&apos;s privacy. &lt;i&gt;We do hope to add Facebook and Twitter crossposting someday, along with Wordpress, Tumblr, Movable Type/TypePad, etc, etc, but it will have to be set up by the end-user, and if we ever allow the crossposting of comments (which I sincerely doubt we will), it will only be available on locked entries if the comment poster is the same as the entry poster. (So, nobody will be able to crosspost comments from your locked entries.)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s the funniest thing? Looking at their &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dreamwidth.org/stats/stats.txt&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;stats page&lt;/a&gt;, on the by day section there were over 9,000 new accounts on the 1st.&lt;br /&gt;*snorts*&lt;br /&gt;Ah LJ, making &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dreamwidth.org/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Dreamwidth&lt;/a&gt; more popular since September 2010.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:09:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>LJ is made of stupid. </title>
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  <description>Sooo, it probably goes without saying, as quite a few of the flist have already made posts of their own, but don&apos;t be sending comments made in my journal to Facebook or Twitter.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:33:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Holy Flying Spaghetti  Monster, Batman. O.O</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/08/la-goper-november-a-choice-between-an-athiest-society-and-a-christian-nation.php&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&quot;We have two competing world views here and there is no way that we can reach across the aisle—one is going to have to win. We are either going to go down the socialist road and become like western Europe and create, I guess, really a godless society, an atheist society. Or we&apos;re going to continue down the other pathway where we believe in freedom of speech, individual liberties, and that we remain a Christian nation. So we&apos;re going to have to win that battle, we&apos;re going to have to solve that argument before we can once again reach across and work together on things.&quot;&lt;/a&gt; ~ John Fleming (R-LA)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*seethes*&lt;br /&gt;The United States is not a Christian nation, butt wipe. It is a Republic with this liiitle thing called a Constitution. Part of that is the Bill of Rights with these liiitle things called Amendments.&lt;br /&gt;Like the 1st one: &lt;i&gt;Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Freedom of speech and individual liberties are what the Repubs claiming to support - and yet...somehow they keep managing to limit them/try to limit them, for anyone they don&apos;t like. &lt;br /&gt;Wrong race, wrong religion, wrong sex and or sexual orientation and well, those are just shit out of luck and don&apos;t count as &apos;Real Americans.&apos; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yet the Demacratic controlled House, Senate, and President keep backing down to these jokers who admit they wont work together! ARRRGH! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and then there&apos;s the &lt;a href=&quot;http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/florida_pastor_arranges_for_armed_militia_to_protect_church_during_quran_bu/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;jokers&lt;/a&gt; that have declared September 11 to be &quot;International Burn a Quran Day&quot;. About Islam the paster says &lt;i&gt;&quot;put an end to the notion that Islam is a peaceful religion. Islam is a violent cult with the goal of world domination.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile, being peaceful Christians, they&apos;re going to have an armed militia there of 500 - 2000 to protect them while they burn Qurans. &lt;br /&gt;*head desk*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wingnuts are getting scarier every day.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:49:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>yet another meme</title>
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  <description>1. Go to Google (or Yahoo) and type, &quot;You know you&apos;re from (your state city) when....&quot;&lt;br /&gt;2. Cut and paste the list.&lt;br /&gt;3. Bold or italicize the items that apply to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You call them Filberts and not Hazelnuts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You use the statement &quot;sun break&quot; and know what it means.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the &quot;Walk&quot; signal.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette.&lt;/i&gt; I know how to pronounce Puyallup, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette. Have not heard of the other two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You consider swimming an indoor sport.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark—all in an eight-hour work day.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You are not fazed by &quot;Today&apos;s forecast: showers followed by rain,&quot; and &quot;Tomorrow&apos;s forecast: rain followed by showers.&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have no concept of humidity without precipitation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You notice, &quot;The mountain is out&quot; when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or people from California&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You measure distance in hours.&lt;/b&gt; I had no idea this was an Oregonian thing...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You often switch from &quot;heat&quot; to &quot;A/C&quot; in the same day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You design your kid&apos;s Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer &amp; Elk season (Fall).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through a rain storm without flinching.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You carry jumper cables in your pickup and your daughter knows how to use them.&lt;/b&gt; Well, not a daughter, but me. I&apos;m guessing they&apos;re going for the &apos;females know how to use them&apos; idea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Driving is better in the winter because almost everybody stays home.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;You know what and when the Columbus Day storm was. Bonus for having been there.&lt;/i&gt; Wasn&apos;t there, but Mom was, so I know about it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You go to a coffee bar and see two guys get into a fight over who makes the best India Pale Ale.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can recount more than five anecdotes about why the East Side is a crime-infested jungle &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... OR ... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can list more than five reasons why the West Side is a boring, snobby, white-bread suburb.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know what is in between the East Side and the West Side, and how to pronounce it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are sitting at a red light surrounded by Subaru Legacy Outbacks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You live equidistant to a symphony hall, a winery, and a volcano.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your children learned to walk in Birkenstocks. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You consider something a &quot;hill&quot; (not a mountain) if it doesn&apos;t have snow on it or has not recently erupted, regardless of its altitude. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You find a wallet with $500 and give it back to the owner.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know a bride &amp; groom that registered at REI. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every day is casual Friday. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hear the word &quot;ferry&quot; and think of Scholls and Taylors rather than boats and long waits. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Know at least eight people who work for Intel or Nike, or used to work for Tektronix. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You believe swimming is not a sport but a survival skill to prevent boating deaths. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Obey all traffic laws except &quot;keep right unless passing.&quot;&lt;/i&gt; Almost all, anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Are amazed by an accurate weather forecast.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know that Burgerville has the best hamburgers...ever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know that Kindergarten Cop and The Goonies were filmed in Astoria and Cannon Beach, respectively.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know where Astoria is, and how to say it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You love going to the Original Pancake House....because its original....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You take pride in Lewis and Clark and know who Sacagawea is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Were excited when the Crater Lake, Oregon quarter came out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You love The Shins...because they live here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You love the Decemberists....because they are from here...and live here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You stopped going to the Tigard theater since they built Bridgeport and now it stands empty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think Bridgeport has terrible parking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You love the smell of rain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You shop at New Season&apos;s because the question of &apos;paper or plastic?&apos; isn&apos;t an issue since they don&apos;t even carry plastic. And besides, you brought your own bag anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You understand the joys of spandex as a layer under pants&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You dress in layers (tank top, t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweatshirt, jacket, etc).&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have been to camp 18.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You listen to Kink FM 102.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You remember Ramblin&apos; Rod...and you laugh because you used to watch it....or because you were on it for your birthday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You play Tony Hawks Pro Skater and because you recognize Burnside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You are more concerned about packing a sweatshirt or a jacket when going to the beach than packing a bathing suit.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You watch only the opening scene from &quot;The Shining&quot; because it was filmed at Timberline Lodge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You say &quot;pop&quot; instead of &quot;soda.&quot;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You believe that Enchanted Forest is Oregon&apos;s Disneyland.&lt;/b&gt; Consider it pretty silly now, but boy was it cool when I was a kid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The red nose on the stag on the &apos;Made in Oregon sign&apos; starts your holiday season&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;You make subtle remarks about Washington drivers, but save your real road rage for California drivers.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know The Shane Company&apos;s radio commercial word for word -- &quot;...Across the freeway from the Washington Square mall...open Monday through Friday til 8, Saturday and Sunday til 5...also available on shaneco.com.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You were thrilled that Scott Thomason finally stopped putting his face on the back of his cars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Drivers may not pump their own gas.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.&lt;/i&gt; Know about this, but have never smoked marijuana.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:51:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>blah blah blah</title>
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  <description>I am &lt;i&gt;such&lt;/i&gt; a bad journaler. &lt;small&gt;is that even a word?&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, I sold my horse last Saturday; as my sister pointed it, it&apos;s kind of weird I sold him on my birthday. &lt;br /&gt;The guy who bought him called Papa a few days ago and is really liking him and Senor is working out well so far. So, yay! Senor needs to be used a lot and this way he will, so it&apos;s all good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Filled out benefit stuff this morning and will mail it tomorrow - and then my insurance will start August 1st. Sweeeet!&lt;br /&gt;*reads the fine print*&lt;br /&gt;Well fuck me running. It wont cover pre-existing conditions for 365 days after coverage starts. Hahahaha*cries*&lt;br /&gt;Still better than nothing and if I get hurt it will help a lot. Still, I freakin&apos; hate the pre-existing crapola. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And in even &lt;i&gt;better&lt;/i&gt; news, we were paid on the second. Except that I have received no check, nor has one been direct deposited in my account. Work is starting up this new iPay thing, were we don&apos;t get pay stubs in the mail, but access them online. I checked it out and the only statement that is up is the last paycheck we got in June. &lt;br /&gt;Hahahaha *face palm*&lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t even know...I just...WTF?!? &lt;br /&gt;So, shall be talking to my supervisor about that and see if we can track my money down. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank FSM that I sold my horse and can use some of that to put in my checking for now. lol</description>
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  <title>way over due meme answers</title>
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  <description>These are the questions and answers that &lt;span  class=&quot;ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     &quot;  data-ljuser=&quot;revolos55&quot; lj:user=&quot;revolos55&quot; &gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://revolos55.livejournal.com/profile/&quot;  target=&quot;_self&quot;  class=&quot;i-ljuser-profile&quot; &gt;&lt;img  class=&quot;i-ljuser-userhead&quot;  src=&quot;https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://revolos55.livejournal.com/&quot; class=&quot;i-ljuser-username&quot;   target=&quot;_self&quot;   &gt;&lt;b&gt;revolos55&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; gave me oh so long ago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1. Olivia or Natalia and why?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Natalia is pretty cool, and they are certainly better together than apart. But I am sooooo an Olivia gal. &lt;br /&gt;Why? Hmmm. Partly I think it is that we saw most of the Otalia story through her eyes and it&apos;s easier to see and feel what Olivia was going through. Natalia is a more self-contained character. But mostly I just have a thing for strong characters that are deeply wounded and broken underneath it all. &lt;br /&gt;And boy, Olivia has the wounded and broken covered in &lt;i&gt;spades&lt;/i&gt;. CC did such a brilliant job of conveying Olivia&apos;s pain and how it drove just about everything she did - sometimes conveyed just through her eyes. Amazing.&lt;br /&gt;One of my favorite Olivia scenes is from long before Otalia - the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxnqJR4YTU&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=9C02AA1CE6D6A17A&amp;amp;playnext_from=PL&amp;amp;playnext=1&amp;amp;index=2&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;mud fight between Olivia and Cassie.&lt;/a&gt; Oh, not the actual fight in the mud though, but their arguing before that. Olivia is slinging verbal arrows at Cassie and they are annoying and making her angry, but not &lt;i&gt;really&lt;/i&gt; hurting Cassie. But Cassie&apos;s arrows? Oh, every one is tearing into Olivia, causing gaping wounds and just breaking her a little more each time. &lt;br /&gt;Cassie&apos;s rage was from mainly annoyance. Olivia&apos;s rage was full of pain and vulnerability, just bleeding from her eyes. Painful scene, but magnificent.&lt;br /&gt;And, of course, the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NuMy_4IAWg&amp;amp;playnext_from=TL&amp;amp;videos=gOs7ye8rCKk&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; graveyard scene.&lt;/a&gt; Just wow. &lt;br /&gt;Though my favorite angry Olivia scene is this one: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;23&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ooooh! *shivers*&lt;br /&gt;Also: power suits. YUUUUM. *drools*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;1a. Crystal or Jessica and why?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one is not so easy to answer. CC may edge Jessica out, just because she was Olivia, but they are both really lovely and extremely talented ladies. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;2. You can choose one mythical critter to be real (eg. dragon, fairy, vampire, leprechaun); which do you choose and why?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow. I have &lt;i&gt;no&lt;/i&gt; flippin&apos; clue. Not a vampire, as not a big fan of blood. Not a leprechaun, just because I keep picturing that horror movie one. &lt;br /&gt;Maybe dragons? Not our scary ones from fairytales, but the ones from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_13?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&amp;amp;field-keywords=dragons+of+pern+series&amp;amp;sprefix=Dragons+of+Pe&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Pern&lt;/a&gt;. They&apos;re cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;3. You can pick one of your fictional &apos;ships to become canon, on the condition the others never will be; who gets together?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Become&lt;/i&gt; canon? Well, that makes things kind of easy. Otalia &lt;i&gt;is&lt;/i&gt; canon, so don&apos;t have to worry about leaving them out. And I consider Xena and Gabrielle canon, so that takes care of them.&lt;br /&gt;So, of the non-cannon ships - Alex and Olivia from Law and Order: SVU. At least from S2-beginning of S5, when Olivia was smokin&apos; hot and they had HOYAY leaking out of their ears. &lt;br /&gt;Plus, the first femslash pairing I shipped, so it&apos;s got the nostalgia factor going for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;4. You can pick one character to crossover into another show for a short arc; who goes where and what happens?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmmmm. For &lt;i&gt;one&lt;/i&gt; character...that&apos;s kinda hard. Probably Benson with one of her cases connected to a case the BAU of Criminal Minds is working. Of course, the UNSUB is caught, with much angst from the agents and detective, and victims with agency helping save themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;5. Would you rather be a Slayer, a metahuman, or have Xena&apos;s &quot;many skills&quot;, and why?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Golly. Again with the no friggin&apos; clue. &lt;br /&gt;I don&apos;t think a Slayer - too short of a life expectancy. LOL. Plus the whole &apos;destiny&apos; thing would be a bit of a downer. &lt;br /&gt;Metahuman would depend on the power. Flight would be cool, a power like Rogue&apos;s would suck ass. As would telepathy. My head&apos;s messed up enough on it&apos;s own without other people&apos;s thoughts clamoring around in there.&lt;br /&gt;On the basis of which power you get being a crap shot, guess that leaves &quot;many skills&quot;.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:29:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>shit fuck damn</title>
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  <description>According to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.deadline.com/2010/06/cbs-criminal-minds-trims-cast/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;, execs are trimming the cast of &lt;i&gt;Criminal Minds&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;By cutting AJ Cook completely and reducing the episodes that Paget Brewster appears in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently, CM is &lt;i&gt;&quot;With the exception of Vangsness’ quirky nerd godess Penelope Garcia, which has developed a strong following, the series has largely been perceived as a male-centered ensemble, with the boys getting most of the action.&quot;&lt;/i&gt; &lt;br /&gt;*blinks* What show have they been watching? Did they not see the episodes where JJ shoots 3 charging dogs and drills a guy through a freakin&apos; glass door? Sounds like &apos;action&apos; to me. &lt;br /&gt;How &apos;bout Prentiss taking down that one unsub last season? All the doors she&apos;s kicked in? Surviving a car crash and still tries to chase down their subject even though injured? Yeah, more action.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CM &lt;i&gt;was&lt;/i&gt; a show with strong female characters, both an integral part of the team and of the cast. Losing an actor the show can survive (moving on brilliantly without Mandy Pantinkin proved that) but this is a gutting. Oh, and hey! It&apos;s not sexist at all that only female cast are being given the heave ho. Not at all. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck you CBS. FUCK YOU.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 19:50:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>doot doot doot</title>
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  <description>Graveyard is still going okay; still getting used to everything being flip flopped, but the work itself is going well. Except that I have forgotten &lt;i&gt;twice&lt;/i&gt; this past week to clock out. Arrrgh. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still working out, not everyday that I&apos;m at work, but more than not. Weighing myself just once a week and when I did that Thursday had lost four pounds. Wheeee! Have also taken to eating at the Cafe at work after finished at the gym - been good and gotten a salad each time. They have a &lt;i&gt;lot&lt;/i&gt; of stuff you can choose from and it&apos;s all YUM. Just wish they were open on the weekend, but oh well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a meme I need to post answers to, but it requires some thinking and am a little short on brain power at the moment. LOL. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now it is time for me to go to bed.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:15:26 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Update: The guy that got hurt is okay, was even released from the hospital last night. Whew.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 20:30:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>update, of a sort</title>
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  <description>Job is going well. And...I should be going to full time next week, as long as the regional office doesn&apos;t interfere. LOL&lt;br /&gt;So, that is good news, especially since once I&apos;m officially full time it&apos;s 90 days and then insurance and 401K are available to sign up for, and also start accruing vacation days. Wheee!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only downside is that it&apos;s a graveyard shift. BUT - don&apos;t think it&apos;s going to be as bad as I thought. It&apos;s all graveyard, so that will give my body a chance to adjust, rather than bouncing between days, swing, and graveyard like it would be if I didn&apos;t take it. &lt;br /&gt;Working by myself doesn&apos;t bother me and the building is secure so it&apos;s not all &apos;eeek! scary!&apos; or anything. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My supervisor has also told me a few times that I&apos;m doing a really good job, which is always nice to hear. Though figured I must be when my first graveyard shift was scheduled the other day. heh&lt;br /&gt;He also told me yesterday that he&apos;s had people from the client mention me, which is also really cool to hear. &lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s also good for the self-esteem. *g*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the things I&apos;m most excited for with this job is the client has a gym on site for their workers - and it&apos;s available to us as well. Sweeeeeet! &lt;br /&gt;I worked out Thursday morning, though because I&apos;m needing to learn the equipment and all, it was a little slow and therefore not as taxing, but that&apos;ll get better. Yesterday morning I just did cardio on the bike thing and boy, that &lt;i&gt;was&lt;/i&gt; a hard workout. Decided to do 40 minutes, which at about 12 minutes in I thought that maybe that was a little to long. LOL. But, decided that I needed to try and finish, that could probably do more than I thought I could. &lt;br /&gt;Kind of cheated though and told myself to at least get to 30, but when that was reached decided it was only 10 more minutes and got it done. Exhausted afterwards, but felt pretty damn good that I did accomplish that. &lt;br /&gt;Thank you The Biggest Loser (as well as Jillian and Bob) for inspiring me, and pushing me. &lt;br /&gt;And another yay for getting to use this gym instead of having to go someplace and pay and all that.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 17:48:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>best thing EVAR</title>
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  <description>Original Trilogy + Legos = spifftastic!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;17&quot; /&gt;</description>
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