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  <title>Everyone Hates</title>
  <subtitle>What they can't be</subtitle>
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    <name>Crissy</name>
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  <updated>2008-08-25T14:34:42Z</updated>
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    <title>trble @ 2008-08-25T09:11:00</title>
    <published>2008-08-25T14:34:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-25T14:34:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So a real update.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Both kiddies have been in school for over a week now. Skyler has adjusted to his new school and Sierra is excited to be back with her teachers. Skyler made a new friend who lives just 7 houses down. Shawn is in 2nd and Skyler is in 3rd, so they aren't far apart at all. And there really isn't any kids in the neighborhood anymore. I am serious, right now only 4 kids get on and off the bus. And that is Skyler,shawn,his sister,and another girl. And I believe the others are around Sierra's age or younger. So next year it will be weird cause only Shawn and Skyler will be at the bus stop cause shawns sister and this other girl are in 5th grade. So they will be off to middle school next year. Thankfully the bus stop is right next to our house on the corner, so it's not hard for me to get Sierra off the bus and him around the same time. I get Sierra off and we just sit on the porch for a few minutes and wait for him to get home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Took my explorer into the shop last monday night and finally got it back Friday night. Why do guys not listen to girls when it comes to cars? Cause the problem with our lights staying on was exactly what I have been saying since Jan. when it started. Nobody would listen to me so it cost over 900 bucks for them to say EXACTLY what I had been saying. It was the mirror, cause it has that auto lamp feature, and I said from day one I thought it had broke and was probably stuck on the on position. But what do I know right, I am just a female. I even asked my brother if that could be it and his answer was "I dunno". But after it was told that was the problem it was all "Oh I said that from the start" NO YOU DIDN'T I DID! That mirror alone cost 400 bucks. WTF! That is seriously a rip off. Now just to replace the front rotors and I can get it back on the road.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My hip is killing me, I dunno what I did to it but it started hurting really bad at work yesterday and Balinda let me go home around 3 cause of it. She said we were dead anyways and I busted my ass getting everything done for her so I could go. I did everything that needed to be done on Sunday and even she had gotten the wall ready for Tuesday so she didn't have to do it today. I had her cracking up at work also cause of some things customers say are so stupid I mean really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't point at the board that states "COMING SOON" and ask if we have any what happens in vegas in. I mean really can you not see the big letter that spell out "COMING SOON"????&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My good friend Micki who just got signed again is coming back home to play a small concert. He called me yesterday and I told him Heather and I would be there, and I already took off that weekend just for that. He is so happy that I am going to be there, I love that boy to death and have missed him so much the few years we lost touch. Heather and I are planning on getting shirts made just for him. We were going to do a shirt and put "Oh Micki you're so fine" But he would so kill me. I used to sing that to him all the time and he would give me the evil eye. So instead we are wanting to get football jerseys and put Micki on front(where the team logo would go) and put his last name or 2Fast on the back. He is going to be so happy when he sees us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the next weekend is Heathers reunion with old friends party/Crissy's birthday bash party. And then the weekend after that is Sierra and Briana's birthday's. So I am going to be gone from work for 3 weekends. hah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well I have bored you all enough and now it is time to go wake Sierra up to give her breakfast and get ready for school.</content>
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    <title>trble @ 2007-12-04T15:09:00</title>
    <published>2007-12-04T21:11:17Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-04T21:12:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I did some friends cuts so if you see my name missing on your list I am sorry. My life is just really hectic right now and I needed to make my list smaller then over 100 people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I did a community sweep too but I am not done with that. I do not request really anything anymore and really not interested anymore.</content>
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    <title>Leave me a gift please</title>
    <published>2007-12-02T19:08:19Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-02T19:08:19Z</updated>
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    <title>trble @ 2006-01-31T08:08:00</title>
    <published>2006-01-31T14:09:29Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-31T14:09:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Ok so my son Skyler wants to do this Jump for a heart thing at school. It is to raise money for the AHA (american Heart Association) He wants to jump is honor/memory of his grandma (my mother) Cause he knows that grandma died cause of her heart. Would anyone here like to donate to the AHA for Skyler? They don't want kids going door to door cause of obvious reasons, and my family has already spent so much money on his school things.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The money will go to further research on trying to find a cure for future generations for heart disease, which i myself could be in line for since it is hereditary. And it is tax deductible =D hah. If you would will you do it in honor of my mothers name?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is the info if anyone is interested. The buttons only go 25+ but you can write in any amount.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;go to Americanheart.org/jump&lt;br /&gt;Click on the donate button located at the top of the page&lt;br /&gt;Click on the memorial button&lt;br /&gt;Pick how much or write how much you want to donate&lt;br /&gt;Click checkout button (make sure it only says 1 in quantity)&lt;br /&gt;Fill out all your info&lt;br /&gt;Put this info for the In memory part..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Linda Schremp&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Put how you want your info to show on the card you will be sent&lt;br /&gt;and then the info on however you are paying for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you do this, please comment to this entry and leave me your full name and how much you donated, so i can write it down with the other info on his paper. I will make 1 for each dollar you spend for doing this in memory of my mother. And for doing this for my son, he will be so happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Comments are screened also, so nobody will be able to stalk you lol</content>
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    <title>Friends Only</title>
    <published>2005-11-06T17:56:11Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-27T00:47:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/13linkies_icons/trble001.png" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Made for me by the lovely &lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     "  data-ljuser="myownsatellite" lj:user="myownsatellite" &gt;&lt;a href="https://myownsatellite.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://myownsatellite.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;myownsatellite&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a class="i-ljuser-badge i-ljuser-badge--pro" data-badge-type="pro" data-placement="bottom" data-pro-badge data-pro-badge-type="1" data-is-raw hidden href="#"&gt;&lt;span class="i-ljuser-badge__icon"&gt;&lt;svg class="svgicon" width="25" height="16" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" viewBox="0 0 33 24"&gt;&lt;path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/&gt;&lt;path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/&gt;&lt;/svg&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; A.K.A Meggeh. Oh how i &amp;hearts; her for this.</content>
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    <title>Pretty interesting</title>
    <published>2003-11-19T16:48:14Z</published>
    <updated>2003-11-20T07:44:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Stolen From:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     "  data-ljuser="agirlnamedluna" lj:user="agirlnamedluna" &gt;&lt;a href="https://agirlnamedluna.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://agirlnamedluna.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;agirlnamedluna&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     "  data-ljuser="lindxsanity" lj:user="lindxsanity" &gt;&lt;a href="https://lindxsanity.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://lindxsanity.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;lindxsanity&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This message is addressed to everyone who is reading this post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want you to post anything that you want.&lt;br /&gt;Anything.&lt;br /&gt;Post a story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love - anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be sure to post honestly and anonymously, though.&lt;br /&gt;Post as many times as you'd like, and then put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.</content>
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    <title>ok for now on</title>
    <published>2003-10-23T18:09:59Z</published>
    <updated>2003-10-23T18:09:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">this journal is going to be friends only. And i am cleaning up my friends list, so if you want to stay on comment and tell me so i do not take you off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/e35ca3020e6f30b18663a4a55d971ba8dc8c84a0048892b0b6fa354d8864c4d2/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpF05tH1915A1GhTPKawZRFFEImBQu7E8AhTjGNeiG6EkfphBvJBf-EeKVusBAkHpYuwB3L2EJ9wqh:Hi2yYnQBHQhmCaiiXGufkA" alt="" fetchpriority="high" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>Bored</title>
    <published>2003-10-21T11:50:52Z</published>
    <updated>2003-10-21T11:50:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.luminesce-impression.com/pleasurequiz.html" target="_blank" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/01606736fff66ec9afdb7e3fdef218a24b002494d9e8a3b49f6e1b85619d4111/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCb5Ggtnd9gvXkIysBVo0BVRkF0J_-EFakXLNZhsLF0IL3wU:DQzsJ1kSi6-5iOw19m-dfw" border="0" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;which pleasure are you?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=kendokamel&amp;amp;meme=1066356442" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Automatic Halloween Costume Generator by kendokamel&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Your name&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Your name" value="Crissy" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Your costume&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Buffy the Vampire Slayer&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="kendokamel"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1066356442"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Created with &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/quill18/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align:bottom;border:0;" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;quill18&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;'s &lt;a href="http://memegen.deskslave.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW: Beer is good for you on a monday night and still feeling it on tuesday morning. ;)</content>
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    <title>Whoooooooooooo</title>
    <published>2003-09-28T22:17:53Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-28T22:17:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;big&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME&lt;/big&gt;</content>
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    <title>Boredom</title>
    <published>2003-09-24T00:32:08Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-24T00:32:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Stolen from Torry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to &lt;i&gt;the Seventh Level of Hell!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Here is how you matched up against all the levels:&lt;br&gt;&lt;table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, &amp;apos;sans serif&amp;apos;;"&gt;&lt;tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, &amp;apos;sans serif&amp;apos;; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"&gt;&lt;th&gt;&lt;b&gt;Level&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;th&gt;&lt;b&gt;Score&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Purgatory&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Repenting Believers)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very Low&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Level 1 - Limbo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Virtuous Non-Believers)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very Low&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Level 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Lustful)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Level 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Gluttonous)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Level 4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Prodigal and Avaricious)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Level 5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Wrathful and Gloomy)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Level 6 - The City of Dis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Heretics)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Very High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Level 7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Violent)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Extreme&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Level 8- the Malebolge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;High&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Level 9 - Cocytus&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt; (Treacherous)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Moderate&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Take the &lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Dante's Inferno Hell Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER ONE:&lt;br /&gt;-- Name: &lt;b&gt;Crissy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Birth date: &lt;b&gt;September 29th 1975&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Birthplace: &lt;b&gt;St Louis, Missouri&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Current Location: &lt;b&gt;St Louis, Missouri&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Eye Color: &lt;b&gt;Blue&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Hair Color: &lt;b&gt;Which Month?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Height: &lt;b&gt;5'11"&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Righty or Lefty: &lt;b&gt;Righty&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Zodiac Sign: &lt;b&gt;Libra&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER TWO:&lt;br /&gt;-- Your heritage: &lt;b&gt;German,Irish,Cherokee Indian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- The shoes you wore today: &lt;b&gt;My Vans&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Your fears: &lt;b&gt; Loosing my son &amp; Heights&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Your perfect pizza: &lt;b&gt;Supreme&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Goal you'd like to achieve: &lt;b&gt;Raise my son right and get my education finished&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER THREE:&lt;br /&gt;-- Your most overused phrase on Yahoo! Messenger: &lt;b&gt;Har&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Your thoughts first waking up: &lt;b&gt;God, not again&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Your best physical feature: &lt;b&gt;My Eyes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Your bedtime:&lt;b&gt;Bed? What's that?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Your most missed memory: &lt;b&gt;My Mommy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER FOUR:&lt;br /&gt;-- Pepsi or Coke: &lt;b&gt;Diet Coke please&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- McDonald's or Burger King: &lt;b&gt;Burger king&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Single or group dates: &lt;b&gt;Single&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Adidas or Nike: &lt;b&gt;Neither,Sketchers or vans baby&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: &lt;b&gt;Lipton&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Chocolate or vanilla: &lt;b&gt;Chocolate&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Cappuccino or coffee: &lt;b&gt;Cappuccino&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER FIVE:&lt;br /&gt;-- Smoke: &lt;b&gt;Marlboro Reds, Though i quit&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Cuss: &lt;b&gt;Way too Much&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Sing: &lt;b&gt;Yep&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Take a shower everyday: &lt;b&gt;Who doesn't?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Have a crush(es):&lt;b&gt;YES&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Do you think you've been in love: &lt;b&gt;Yepperz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Want to go to college: &lt;b&gt;Already have&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Like(d) high school:&lt;b&gt;Some people liked HS?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Want to get married: &lt;b&gt;Yep&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Believe in yourself: &lt;b&gt;Somewhat&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Get motion sickness: &lt;b&gt;Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Think you're attractive: &lt;b&gt;Hell no&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Think you're a health freaak: &lt;b&gt;Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Get along with your parent(s): &lt;b&gt;Got along with mom, dad is rocky&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Like thunderstorms: &lt;b&gt;Yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Play an instrument: &lt;b&gt;Guitar,Bass,Clarinet&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER SIX:&lt;br /&gt;In the past month...&lt;br /&gt;-- Drank alcohol: &lt;b&gt;yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Smoked: &lt;b&gt;yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Done a drug:&lt;b&gt;nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Had Sex: &lt;b&gt; Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Made Out: &lt;b&gt;Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Gone on a date: &lt;b&gt;Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Gone to the mall?: &lt;b&gt;Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: &lt;b&gt;Yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Eaten sushi: &lt;b&gt;Ewwwww&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Been on stage: &lt;b&gt;Not yet&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Been dumped:&lt;b&gt;nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Gone skating: &lt;b&gt;Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Made homemade cookies: &lt;b&gt;Yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Gone skinny dipping: &lt;b&gt;Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Dyed your hair: &lt;b&gt;Yep&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Stolen anything: &lt;b&gt;Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER SEVEN:&lt;br /&gt;Ever...&lt;br /&gt;-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: &lt;b&gt;yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- If so, was it mixed company: &lt;b&gt;yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: &lt;b&gt;yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Been caught "doing something": &lt;b&gt;yeah&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Been called a tease: &lt;b&gt;Yeah&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Gotten beaten up: &lt;b&gt;yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Shoplifted: &lt;b&gt;Yes&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Changed who you were to fit in: &lt;b&gt;Nope&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER EIGHT:&lt;br /&gt;-- Age you hope to be married: &lt;b&gt;28 lol&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Numbers and Names of Children: &lt;b&gt;3 year old Skyler&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Describe your Dream Wedding: &lt;b&gt;Him being there&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;-- How do you want to die: &lt;b&gt;Morbid Much?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Where you want to go to college: &lt;b&gt;I went to Webster U&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- What do you want to be when you grow up: &lt;b&gt;Child Psychologist&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- What country would you most like to visit: &lt;b&gt;Germany,Italy,Scottland,Ireland&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER NINE:&lt;br /&gt;In a guy/girl..&lt;br /&gt;-- Best eye color? &lt;b&gt;Green/Blue&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Best hair color? &lt;b&gt;Blonde&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Short or long hair: &lt;b&gt;Short&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- height: &lt;b&gt;6' +&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Best weight: &lt;b&gt;140+&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Best articles of clothing: &lt;b&gt;He has to have clothes on?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Best first date location: &lt;b&gt;Depends&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Best first kiss location: &lt;b&gt;Whenever it feels right&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAYER TEN:&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of drugs taken illegally: &lt;b&gt;Name it i've done it&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of people I could trust with my life: &lt;b&gt;5&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of CDs that I own: &lt;b&gt;Over 200&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of piercings: &lt;b&gt;Had 5&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of tattoos: &lt;b&gt;3&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?:&lt;b&gt;4&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of scars on my body: &lt;b&gt;Too many to count seriously&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-- Number of things in my past that I regret: &lt;b&gt;I never regret, only learn so ZERO&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>True True</title>
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    <content type="html">&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/12d1722fae795f131d3138dd0838fe1f5201ee739cb1f55a377d71f2eacd7752/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h01kODQLdAwcHG-gLdmc2kRkkpDQhaUUBwuEtbiDzOcEwUTQdYxUBsqBdWtHvGNuKI411DqRgvLRvqUf4:KmuLZq46Wbq6OLSRDrJqAg" border="0" alt="Blinking Smiley" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are the horniest of the horny.  You want ass,&lt;br&gt;and you want it now.  Lookout world, because&lt;br&gt;you are on a mission.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/manintaps/quizzes/How%20Horny%20are%20YOU%3F/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;How Horny are YOU?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>I actually did something today</title>
    <published>2003-09-16T16:50:31Z</published>
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    <content type="html">It's about time i got out of this house for the day. Even though I really didn't do anything exciting. I went up to my friend Jabbo's shop to keep Heather company while her b/f was working on his lot. Heather,me,Jim,Jabbo all sat around laughing at him cause it always looked like he was going to tip the bobcat over on it's side.Skyler had a blast, he had this big ol lot to run around on and he is good about not running in the street, so i didn't have to worry about that.We were sitting there and Jabbo decided to bring out this dirtbike he worked on that belonged to some guy who was supposed to come get it around 6pm. So we all took turns riding it up and down the road. But of course when it's my turn and i'm riding it back to the shop the guy pulls up. We were told he had an anger problem, so i thought i was going tog et into a screaming match with him lol. Which at first the guy looked pissed off but didn't say anything.He kept starring at me and i kept doing the same to him. I looked at Heather and was like "Why does this guy look familiar to me?" and she was like "They keep calling him Sark" still didn't register into my brain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well after about 10 minutes he walks over to where Heather and i are sitting on my truck and goes "What's up Crissy?" and i was like "DAMN!!!! What's up Sarkus?" I didn't recognise him cause he had cut all his hair off and i haven't seen him in like 7-8 years.We use to party it up together. Me and him i think were the only ones who could handle our alcohol and drugs we all used to do. This guy has so many pics of me doing so many different drugs it isn't even funny lol. We started talking and seeing what was up with each other and he told me he used to have the biggest thing for me lol. I started laughing i was like "well you will always be my little greek boy" Cause he is only like 5'6" he is a cutie though.I sometimes like running into old friends, (well the ones i still don't have a problem with that is)We were all like his first friends, cause his mom,siblings and him moved to the USA from Greece a year before we met him.He also said if it was anyone else on his dirt bike but me or Jabbo he would have said something, but he saw me and wasn't mad that i was the one on his bike lolOk that is enough of my day so here are some things i stole. =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=couplandesque&amp;amp;meme=1060701205" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Which Band Should You Be In? by &lt;a href="http://www.couplandesque.net" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;couplandesque&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Your Name&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Your Name" value="Crissy" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Band Name&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Good Charlotte &lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Role&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Drummer &lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Trademark&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Appearing Onstage Almost Nude &lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Love Interest&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Yourself&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="couplandesque"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1060701205"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Created with &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/quill18/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align:bottom;border:0;" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;quill18&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;'s &lt;a href="http://memegen.deskslave.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=couplandesque&amp;amp;meme=1060701205" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Which Band Should You Be In? 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    <title>I'm bored, so here are some jokes</title>
    <published>2003-09-13T15:05:25Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-13T22:07:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and D+G tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&amp;T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Within seconds, he receives an e-mail on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an e-mail on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.&lt;br /&gt;Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep," says the shepherd.&lt;br /&gt;He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then the shepherd says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" &lt;br /&gt;"You're a consultant," says the shepherd. &lt;br /&gt;"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" &lt;br /&gt;"No guessing required," answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know jack about my business...... Now give me back my dog."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;__________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK". If you receive WORK from&lt;br /&gt;your&lt;br /&gt;colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else-do not touch WORK&lt;br /&gt;under any circumstances.. This virus wipes out your private life&lt;br /&gt;completely.&lt;br /&gt;If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends&lt;br /&gt;and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks and after three rounds,&lt;br /&gt;you&lt;br /&gt;will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.  Forward&lt;br /&gt;this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.  Should you&lt;br /&gt;realize&lt;br /&gt;you do not have five friends, this means you are already  infected by this&lt;br /&gt;virus and WORK already controls your whole life. If this is the case, go to&lt;br /&gt;the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then retry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;___________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for &lt;br /&gt;me it is a time to reminisce.  The long walks we used to take.&lt;br /&gt;The long drives.  The special trips he would make to pick me &lt;br /&gt;up so I could spend the weekends with him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and the advice he used to give!  Too bad much of it was &lt;br /&gt;wasted because I was relatively young when he died.  If he &lt;br /&gt;were alive today and passing down his gems of wisdom you &lt;br /&gt;could bet I'd be a better man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some pearls he'd given me I've never forgotten.  I would &lt;br /&gt;accompany him on his daily walk, and he would point out &lt;br /&gt;various things worth noticing.  "That tree there is a &lt;br /&gt;Japanese elm.  They grow fast." or "During the great&lt;br /&gt;depression I fed every wayfarer that crossed our doorstep."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Those things were well and good, but the thing I remember &lt;br /&gt;most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice came &lt;br /&gt;as we were weeding his garden.  We were working around the &lt;br /&gt;hot peppers when he paused, looked me in the eye and said, &lt;br /&gt;"Don't marry a woman with big hands.  It makes your Dick &lt;br /&gt;look smaller."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;___________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An attractive older woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and asks for&lt;br /&gt;a Scotch with only two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the&lt;br /&gt;drink she says,"I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and&lt;br /&gt;it's today!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a&lt;br /&gt;drink. In fact, this one is on me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would&lt;br /&gt;like to buy you a drink, too."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The old woman says, "Thank you for your kindness. Mr. Bartender, I'll&lt;br /&gt;have a Scotch with only two drops of water."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Coming right up," says the bartender. As she finishes her second&lt;br /&gt;drink, the man to her left says,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I would like to buy you one too." The old woman says, "Thank you for&lt;br /&gt;your kindness. Bartender, I'll have another Scotch with only two drops&lt;br /&gt;of water."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink the&lt;br /&gt;bartender says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with&lt;br /&gt;only two drops of water?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman replies, "Kid, when you're my age, you've learned how to&lt;br /&gt;hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole different issue."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;__________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/0b434153920e9f6b2cc51b1bd1924d1f2f96b7bf5880180a0562c89f6c3053a0/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpBFV2GUJ_-VFMkinWZhdMHlYJkQ0o9kkBxEfALeWV_0NgqwFyZBXlFaGE:ZRk9pwoXk3jg6W01EDbUGA" alt="" fetchpriority="high" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>boredom killed the cat</title>
    <published>2003-09-12T18:49:34Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-12T18:49:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=spiralinghalo&amp;amp;meme=1062188455" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;What is your emo band name? by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/spiralinghalo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;spiralinghalo&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Your band name is:&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Giving Back Monday&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;You sound like:&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Midtown&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;You will be signed to:&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;Vagrant Records&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Your emo lyrics are:&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;"Your empty promises make me want to hold your hand again"&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#000000"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Username:&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"&amp;gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Username:" value="trble" size="20"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/tr&amp;gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="spiralinghalo"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1062188455"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;Created with &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/quill18/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" style="vertical-align:bottom;border:0;" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;quill18&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;'s &lt;a href="http://memegen.deskslave.org/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>Yea Yea Yea</title>
    <published>2003-09-09T19:46:52Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-09T19:46:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Stolen From:&lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     "  data-ljuser="shallowpleasure" lj:user="shallowpleasure" &gt;&lt;a href="https://shallowpleasure.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://shallowpleasure.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;shallowpleasure&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.deskslave.org/viewmeme.pl?un=couplandesque&amp;amp;meme=1060701205" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Which Band Should You Be In? by &lt;a href="http://www.couplandesque.net" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;font 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Whooooo and yes, i am a BIG whore&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>I'm bored</title>
    <published>2003-09-08T05:25:11Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-08T12:54:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So here are some jokes my grandma's husband sent me. I will update my real life later.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also if anyone is interested this is &lt;a href="http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=4289178603" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;My new 2nd cousin&lt;/a&gt;  He is so cute. I gotta take a trip to Mississippi/Louisiana to see my moms side of the family again.They haven't even seen Skyler in person yet cept for my grandmother &amp; Don.heh my poor grandma can't get a great granddaughter. Now she has 3 great grandsons.I'm starting to think us kids can't have girls lol.My old teacher that lives in my neighborhood even said that when she saw me come home with Skyler. Her evact first words were "Wow,can this family ever have a girl?" Now that i think of it there are only 4 girls on both sides of the family.Tracy,Tracy,Me,Mindy. Yes i have two cousin tracy's and i hate them both =) Only one i get along with is my younger cousin Mindy who lives in Louisiana.and her twin brothers Heath &amp; Keith. The only cousins who don't piss me off. Maybe it's cause they are the same age as me or a little younger. My other cousins are more towards 40.The little girl in the pics and her brother aren't blood to me. She was married before she met my cousin keith and had them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off&lt;br /&gt;the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads&lt;br /&gt;straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry&lt;br /&gt;across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still&lt;br /&gt;coming at him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes&lt;br /&gt;lanes again and is still coming at him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he&lt;br /&gt;just freezes and stops in the middle of the road.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible&lt;br /&gt;moment and screeches to a halt right next him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The driver rolls down the window.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The driver is a squirrel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The squirrel says to the man says, "See, it's not as easy&lt;br /&gt;as it looks, is it?"&lt;br /&gt;_________________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imagine that... A woman, calling a local hospital, said, "Hello, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I'd like to find out if the patient is getting better, or doing as expected, or is getting worse". &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room number?' &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She said, "Sarah Finkel, in Room 302." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I will connect you with the nursing station." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I would like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr.Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! that's fantastic, that's wonderful news!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Not exactly, I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit!" &lt;br /&gt;__________________________________________________________________________</content>
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    <title>Pics....</title>
    <published>2003-09-05T20:30:41Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-06T04:14:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Mostof you know who these are. But if you are new to my journal and don't know Austin is my 9 year old Nephew and Skyler is my 3 year old son.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit: and special thanks to &lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     "  data-ljuser="nipdawg03" lj:user="nipdawg03" &gt;&lt;a href="https://nipdawg03.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://nipdawg03.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;nipdawg03&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; for giving me the code to post the pics since i suck at life and it would never work for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/4da1e4660c17823c461c092e6ddaf9c35987bcd4d957175b285927f89c0ed31d/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpBFV2GUJ_-VFMkinWZhdMHlYJkQ0o9kkBxH7COe6E_hVTpQFeekO9XemJsYNT:jL5LI694KadJxp5GItWhOg" alt="" fetchpriority="high" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/2312f47a797b094abc46cb15a4131c07113330b4400022d4cc8ea38c91ee03f7/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpBFV2GUJ_-VFMkinWZhdMHlYJkQ0o9kkBxH7COe6E_hVTpQFeekO-XemJsYNT:ye6NzHMFdflYx_awrYhT-A" alt="" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/159bd731eed73331e122f34204e508a51e971acfee55e881e341e142bf0a8420/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpBFV2GUJ_-VFMkinWZhdMHlYJkQ0o9kkBxH7COe6E_hVTpQFeekO_XemJsYNT:9SEwaTjRvjNXxy7i10MCRg" alt="" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/cfa5a580997ac4c95ebf81bfa023e2728651934a4729a54fe28d6390ebe4ff28/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpBFV2GUJ_-VFMkinWZhdMHlYJkQ0o9kkBxH7COe6E_hVTpQFeekO4XemJsYNT:Q08AE8v_zUV6xSddszO2fA" alt="" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/08f4e53044973187da61912255024aaf305aadf0c49dbbacc34fc3e7514d0d63/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpBFV2GUJ_-VFMkinWZhdMHlYJkQ0o9kkBxH7COe6E_hVTpQFeekO5XemJsYNT:f4C9toArBo91xf8Pyfjnwg" alt="" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/6cac87abef318cac99845cf72beb533e6c5a9af8665af3cf6405b528caa1a532/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpBFV2GUJ_-VFMkinWZhdMHlYJkQ0o9kkBxH7COe6E_hVTpQFeekO6XemJsYNT:OtB7WVxWWtFkxJf5RqUVAA" alt="" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/0f2fb65eab9bc7b1ed802b7e905f7aac4a3166578bcfd7e7ebac1e6ac3d2727f/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpBFV2GUJ_-VFMkinWZhdMHlYJkQ0o9kkBxH7COe6E_hVTpQFeekO0XemJsYNT:lAwbrLoKvD0-wISHjkR9dQ" alt="" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lillith&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/b4108386d46e982e5c0daf4862a2091ea5c059f37a7dd76af04bd254df266979/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbNdiNXf9RHGkI-mB0dpBFV2GUJ_-VFMkinWZhdMHlYJkQ0o9kkBxH7COe6E_hVTpQFeekO1XemJsYNT:qMOmCfHed_cxwFzV9I8syw" alt="" loading="lazy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lillith</content>
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    <title>ok, so yea.....</title>
    <published>2003-09-05T11:27:04Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-05T11:27:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It's been awhile since i actually sat here and updated this thing.So here i go with the boring shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friday: was supposed to go to KY, but of course my lovely father didn't remember to pick up Skyler and I was stuck as usual. It seems if it isn't anything for my brother or nephew, my father doesn't remember shit.He needs to remember he has 2 kids and 2 grandsons.Not only 1 son and 1 grandson.Well he does only have 1 son, but you know what i mean.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saturday:Just my luck, my dad picks up Skyler and i leave.About 3 hours to where i was heading i get into a car accident. How fucking lucky am i? I believe i fell asleep, cause all i remember is a car hitting the back of me then me going sideways into another car.It could have been a lot worse though, I could be pretty messed up or even worse dead.But i came out of it with only 3 broken ribs and a nice crecent moon shape bruise on my chest. it is so nasty looking i swear. I wont wear any shirt that shows any of it. People around here are too quick to assume and probably think i was getting beat by someone lol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sunday: Did nothing cept sleep and lay around. I was really sore to where i didn't even want to move at all.My friend Beck helped me out with Skyler a lot. He stayed here and basically took care of everything i needed. I love him to death, he would do anything for me and the other way around.Beck and I were never really close until both our moms died within 5 months apart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monday: Went to my dad's for a Bar B Que and it was an alright day i guess.My dads g/f family came over and it was just me and my brother on my dads side. But her family is really nice and seem to love me a lot.They are easy to get along with also, pretty laid back.Jessy just had her 3rd baby a couple months ago, so i finally got to see him and hold him. I feel for her, she is a couple years younger then me, and her oldest Sereena is 5 months older then Skyler(3)Sage is 1 1/2 and now she has Sebastian who is like 3 months. Girl needs to get fixed lol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tuesday: I did nothing at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wed: Nothing again really&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thursday: I couldn't really sleep at all so i watched a lot of tv,and played a lot of GTA VC all night.Around 8am Skyler woke up and i decided to go pay the rest of my vet bill at the humane society from putting wolf to sleep and getting my cats their shots.Thw woman who was in the room with me when wolf got put down stopped me while i was there. Mind you i have finally gotten to the point that i am not thinking of wolf all the time.And she starts asking me how i am doing and blah blah blah. So i get my receipt and get out of there as fast as possible.Then i go to pay my cable bill at the office by my house only to find out they relocated it. You figure they would locate it somewhere in the county, since the main office is 40 minutes away in town and country. But what do they do? Relocate it in town and country. So yea now i gotta start buying stamps again.After that i went by my dads and talked to him about his mother(my grandmother) for awhile,then went down the road from my dads and took Skyler to the park to play.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today: I haven't done anything yet today. I need to leave here in about an hour n a half to gop pick up my nephew for the weekend, since it's our weekend to have him.</content>
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    <title>Sent to me by my girlie</title>
    <published>2003-09-04T00:12:45Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-04T00:12:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;b&gt;Mc Donalds Job Application&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;NAME:&lt;/b&gt; Greg Bulmash &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;SEX:&lt;/b&gt; Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;DESIRED POSITION:&lt;/b&gt; Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;DESIRED SALARY:&lt;/b&gt; $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;EDUCATION:&lt;/b&gt; Yes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;LAST POSITION HELD:&lt;/b&gt; Target for middle management hostility. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;SALARY:&lt;/b&gt; Less than I'm worth. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:&lt;/b&gt; My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;REASON FOR LEAVING:&lt;/b&gt; It sucked. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:&lt;/b&gt; Any. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;PREFERRED HOURS:&lt;/b&gt; 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:&lt;/b&gt; Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:&lt;/b&gt; If I had one, would I be here? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:&lt;/b&gt; Of what? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:&lt;/b&gt; I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:&lt;/b&gt; I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;DO YOU SMOKE?:&lt;/b&gt; On the job no, on my breaks yes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:&lt;/b&gt; Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:&lt;/b&gt; Yes. Absolutely. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;SIGN HERE:&lt;/b&gt; Scorpio</content>
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    <title>So Trye, since i hardly sleep anymore</title>
    <published>2003-09-01T23:09:34Z</published>
    <updated>2003-09-01T23:09:34Z</updated>
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    &lt;td height="61" valign="top"&gt;&lt;font color="black"&gt;Sleep when you're dead!  Whether it's emotionally or physically, you're exhausted.  Have you considered sleeping pills?  I took them when I had mono, and they made everything better.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    <title>Ha</title>
    <published>2003-08-25T13:20:34Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-25T13:20:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="border: 1px black solid; width: 70%"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th style="background-color: #cc9999"&gt;My LiveJournal Sitcom&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;I Love trble&lt;/b&gt; (&lt;i&gt;SHOWTIME, 3:00&lt;/i&gt;): &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/trble/" target="_blank"&gt;trble&lt;/a&gt; (Mike Myers) lets &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/sweetaffinity/" target="_blank"&gt;sweetaffinity&lt;/a&gt; (Vanessa Redgrave) borrow a pants to impress a daughter. Upstairs, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/the_anti_hero/" target="_blank"&gt;the_anti_hero&lt;/a&gt; (Robert Patrick) convinces &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/treesmokaa/" target="_blank"&gt;treesmokaa&lt;/a&gt; (Sally Field) to buy a beef jerky. Later that day, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/loneflyer/" target="_blank"&gt;loneflyer&lt;/a&gt; (Bill Cosby) hits a peach with &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/kodiva/" target="_blank"&gt;kodiva&lt;/a&gt; (Ginger Rogers)'s pear. Also, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/demised/" target="_blank"&gt;demised&lt;/a&gt; (Kristin Scott Thomas) borrows money from &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/burntstar/" target="_blank"&gt;burntstar&lt;/a&gt; (Matt Damon)'s grocer. Nearby, &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/misieader/" target="_blank"&gt;misieader&lt;/a&gt; (Dana Carvey) oversleeps and misses lunch with &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/siklilangel/" target="_blank"&gt;siklilangel&lt;/a&gt; (Kelly Hu). Wackiness ensues.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-size: xx-small; text-align: center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.corknut.org/toys/sitcom/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom?&lt;/a&gt; (by &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/rfreebern/" target="_blank"&gt;rfreebern&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>Today sucks.</title>
    <published>2003-08-20T16:24:01Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-20T16:24:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So I had a lot of things to do today, but, one was the worst of all. My day begun with waking up crying cause i knew what i had to do this morning. I had to take my 2 cats to the vet to get shots, and also take my siberian husky wolf(who i have had for 14 years) also,but not to get shots, I had to have him put to sleep.He was my buddy and i loved him to death, he was also the last thing i really had of my mother's and had to watch him die. Well, i didn't have to watch himk die, i could have just dropped him off. But i wanted Wolf to die knowing he was loved so much by me and not feel alone.So they came in, shaved a part of his paw, Stuck a needle in and gave him a overdose to stop his heart. I kept petting his face so his eyes would be closed(cause they told me his eyes will still bhe open) and i wanted them to be closed when he went.I sat there with his head in my lap petting him and telling him i loved him so much and he would be with his mommy now.(since he was my mother's dog and she passed away almost 7 years ago).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I sat there on the floor for awhile with his head laying there after she checked for his heartbeat and told me he was gone.I started crying much more hearing that he really was gone and I would never see his beautiful face waking me up in the morning. She made me feel a lot better by telling me she had never seen a Husky that old before.(cause all together he was around 16 years old)And I must have really loved him to take care of him that well. I did love him and still do, No other dog will take his place. Never.To some of you, you know how much that dog ment to me. You know more then other's know and have seen pics of him.Skyler as soon as we were about to walk out the doors started crying saying "No doggie" and pointing towards the room i was in with him and wanting to go get wolfie. I had to explain to him that wolfie wasn't coming with us.But he just didn't understand, he wanted wolf. So that made me hurt more and cry more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I then went to heather's house to get Skyler's mind off wolf. Which did work,he loves going over there cause of her backyard is filled with toys and playsets and a trampoline.So i let him play for awhile and had to get home to make him lunch. We got home and my friends girlfriend came by to pick up some clothes cause i told my boy if he ever needed anything for his son i would help him out cause i have everything saved from Skyler. And the mother of his child is a total psycho bitch.So we went through a lot of bags of 6-9 month clothing for fall and picked a bunch out for him to give to Hayden.She tried to give me money for them and i asked if she was crazy, her boyfriend is like my brother and i would do anything for him if he needed it and he does the same for me.So after she left, i went and laid down cause i felt like shit for what i had done that morning and just wanted to sleep.Loki(the rot) came into the room and was sad cause of wolf. That was her buddy and i think she helped wolf live longer also. So she crawled into bed with me and curled up next to me while i was crying and we both ended up falling asleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok I probably depressed too many people by this and i will end this now.</content>
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    <title>Yea, So i am bored. KILL ME</title>
    <published>2003-08-19T21:11:45Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-19T21:11:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsoundquiz.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/c58e4eb8c50514c124e7bf8ec1a30146f630cc66fca858477e45c0615e3e8026/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCaNGhsrX-g7V28-gHAU1A1VyH0A_vFJS3iA:HNJrOzuU09NyrusCV1Kc4w" alt="scream" width="150" height="150" border="0" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;You Are a Scream!&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsoundquiz.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;font size="+1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;What Sex Sound Are *You*?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sounds about right. I am a loud one =x&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/flirtquiz.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/456d697d90f94aaa365fa6a22b4f3e24c34e0587c3ed7c10e84960ac5777868f/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCaNGhsrX-g7V28-gHAU1CEZ6G0F0pVEYmjHXcRcLF0IL3wU:NOBBRa4_CwSGONFQ2EPwFg" alt="shameless flirt" width="150" height="150" border="0" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;h2&gt;You are a &lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/shamelessflirt.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;SHAMELESS Flirt&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some might consider this kind of flirt a borderline whore.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You, on the other hand, see it differently.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This kind of flirt is bold, fearless, and brave.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your brazenness pays off in other areas of your life.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You get promotions and lucky breaks.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And even if your efforts aren’t always successful, there’s another factor that’s in your favor:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You, O Shameless One, know how to have fun!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kick your heels up, or kick them off entirely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/flirtquiz.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;font size="+1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;What Kind of Flirt Are *You*?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LMFAO yea ok.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/caughtquiz.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/a60274768c651ec6aa885ff94c7c0767ad9928da1f1fc671f9526b14bda0841d/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCaNGhsrX-g7V28-gHAUxCUtzG19_s1FG0jfOZEFY:pNSppRQBUxKKKSNZ7iJZIA" alt="wilderness" width="150" height="150" border="0" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;You'll Get Caught &lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/wilderness.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Doing it In the Wilderness&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unlike girly girls, you don't mind dirt, sweat, or grime.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are are into natural men, and you love the way they look and smell.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You love the peacefulness of being outdoors and would never consider yourself an indoor person.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You especially dig the risk of getting naked outdoors.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You love the feel of the air on your naked body, and you love the fear that a stranger might be watching.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your heart thumps, waiting, silently. Who is it going to be?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have a secret fantasy of getting taken against your will.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You spend so much time outdoors that you know how and where to run away.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But, would you want to?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/caughtquiz.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;font size="+1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Where Will You Get Caught Having Sex?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok yea true, I probably would. But haven't been yet ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/oralquiz.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/111860c2c4dba2d01a4609f019a89ce685b344cc1d7d20a4ad95bb932b11ce0d/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCaNGhsrX-g7V28-gHAUpEkZ7U0BwpVZQjnPUcwQHAA:haqG17xkdXkwMNYUcz5fuw" alt="oral master" width="150" height="150" border="0" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;You Are an &lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/oralmaster.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Oral Master&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If going down were a class, you'd be an A+ student.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've been known to do anything - from deep throat to ass licking.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your oral can get almost anyone off...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Too bad you're not flex enough to try it on yourself!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/oralquiz.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;font size="+1"&gt;&lt;b&gt;How Oral Are *You*?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.quizdiva.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Muahahahahahaha</content>
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    <title>Interesting</title>
    <published>2003-08-19T20:42:30Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-19T20:42:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Stolen From:&lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-type-P     "  data-ljuser="elektr0death" lj:user="elektr0death" &gt;&lt;a href="https://elektr0death.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://elektr0death.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;elektr0death&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Name: Crissy&lt;br&gt;Your Date of Birth: 09/29/1975&lt;br&gt;Your Question or Information: whatever&lt;br&gt;&lt;table cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr valign="top"&gt;&lt;td width="200"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Past&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/571105e468677bb74cedb31144104558b404eeff4f8da7d1768f9cd2a67b7b35/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbBBht7X6lbbh8brHUFpElJ5G05wpVZQjnLXbgJCGEFDkx0y-wgIgnGNJQ:wwOKeBRUqssr92KdZ28o5w" align="left" fetchpriority="high"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Neid&lt;/b&gt; - Need, desire, fulfilling those needs, love and sex magick, motivation created by distress.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="200"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Present&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/036cc599a0f268239f6f0bac0cba6fbfdc03bf44ffcf6be790f0dd37c30b64d4/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbBBht7X6lbbh8brHUFpElJ5G05wpVZQjnLXbgJCGEFDlRk8_koDxXDGPquc:OITroNvnjcFV4nKVLoO8MQ" align="left" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hagall&lt;/b&gt; - Slow, steady pace, no disruptions, asking for a hand from fate within a situation you do not control.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width="200"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Future&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/e6c2080e60df2c64287a5cf5526a53219813eea2a8149fc3686fd2699688edad/P2WlxyVijxKvg25q_sZSVUMdsf-ah7h0yFmVCbBBht7X6lbbh8brHUFpElJ5G05wpVZQjnLXbgJCGEFDiAou5QgIgnGNJQ:qHGiIoW0a3nGLyPUGG_08A" align="left" loading="lazy"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Uruz&lt;/b&gt; - Used to create change, healing, vitality, strength, to boost energy of magickal work.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cast the runes here:&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.brindy.org.uk/runecaster/" target="_blank" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Rune Caster&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Blah Day</title>
    <published>2003-08-19T15:44:42Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-19T15:44:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Stolen From:&lt;span  class="ljuser  i-ljuser  i-ljuser-deleted  i-ljuser-type-P     "  data-ljuser="luckyparadise" lj:user="luckyparadise" &gt;&lt;a href="https://luckyparadise.livejournal.com/profile/"  target="_self"  class="i-ljuser-profile" &gt;&lt;img  class="i-ljuser-userhead"  src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&amp;v=923.1" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="https://luckyparadise.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username"   target="_self"   &gt;&lt;b&gt;luckyparadise&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="350" style="margin: 5px; border: 1px solid #FF0000; padding: 5px; font: 10pt arial, verdana, &amp;apos;sans serif&amp;apos;; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff;"&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #ffccff; font: 12pt arial, verdana, &amp;apos;sans serif&amp;apos;;"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your &lt;a href="http://www.theferrett.com/purity" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Ultimate Purity Score&lt;/a&gt; Is... &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid;" width="125"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Category&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your Score&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #FF0000; border-bottom-style: solid;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Average&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;"&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Self-Lovin'&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;58.3%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Explored the pleasures of the flesh&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold"&gt;64.8%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Shamelessness&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;52.4%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;It takes a couple of drinks&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold"&gt;79.2%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;"&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Sex Drive&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;68.4%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;A fool for love, but not always&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold"&gt;77.5%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Straightness&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;10.7%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Knows the other body type like a map&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold"&gt;44.9%&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr style="background-color: #ffffcc;"&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Gayness&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;100%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;"&gt;83%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
  &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Fucking Sick&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;71.7%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Dipped into depravity&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;"&gt;89.8%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr style="background-color: #ffffcc; vertical-align: top; font: 12pt arial, verdana, &amp;apos;sans serif&amp;apos;; font-weight: bold;"&gt;
 &lt;td colspan="3" style="vertical-align: top; font: 12pt arial, verdana, &amp;apos;sans serif&amp;apos;; font-weight: bold; padding: 12px; text-align: center;"&gt;You are 58.31% pure&lt;br&gt;Average Score: 72.4%&lt;br&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan="3"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theferrett.com/purity" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Take The Ultimate Purity Test&lt;br&gt;and see how you match up!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So yea today was pretty boring actually. All i really did was play with Skyler and take my grandma to her doctor appointment. So not much to update on my life right now.</content>
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