One time I was waiting for material at a metal supply store near rural Alfred, NY and the man behind the counter asked a girl and her dad if they were going huntin’ that weekend, to which she replied “You know it! If it’s brown it’s down! Unless it’s my dog. He’s brown!”

“Blind” - Archival Inkjet Print, Found Barnwood Frame



“Coffin” - Ceramic,  Facsimile Prints of Photographs listed on eBay,  Dollar Store Birthday Candles, Custom “Playground” Scented Birthday Candles, Epoxy Coating, Porcelain




   





“Playpen” - Cast Pink Porcelain.

play-pen(n.)


also playpen, "enclosure in which a young child may play," 1916, from play + pen 

pen(n.)


"small enclosure for domestic animals," Old English penn, penne, a word of uncertain origin, perhaps related to Old English pinn "pin, peg" (see pin (n.)) on the notion of a bolted gate or else "structure made of pointed stakes."





“Expensive Shit” - Ceramic, Cubic Zirconium Gemstones, Acrylic, Linoleum, Epoxy, 100% Natural  Cheviot Carded Sliver Wool, Photoshopped Scintillations



“Birthday Cake of Shit” - Ceramic, Wood, Linoleum, Acrylic, Chrome Fan Covers, Custom “Playground” Scented Birthday Candles


   







     


“Malestrom” - Cast Aluminum from CNC milled foam model.  Found 3D Model of a He-Man torso was scaled, stretched, and twisted on Rhino3D software.