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The Most Erotic First Date I've Ever Had
PDA has never been my thing, but OMG.
Jan 12
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I Came Out of Blow Job Retirement
Dec 6, 2024
Dude, You're Not That Big
Dec 14, 2024
Maybe I ... Like Small Penises?!
Jun 28, 2025
When Did Men Get So Weird About Food?
Please, for the love of god, eat a fucking cookie.
Dec 16, 2025
The Lesson I Learned from Getting Love-Bombed
Also, did I give a man a heart attack on a first date?
Dec 4, 2025
The Sexy Story I Didn't Publish
I was about to share every detail about a hot first date. Then I floundered.
Nov 13, 2025
Do All the Men Suck?
Finding the line between caution and cynicism.
Nov 5, 2025
The Lunch Date from Hell
I've never felt more objectified.
Aug 18, 2025
Do Casual Women Attract Clingy Men?
Many women can't find guys who will commit. And then there's me.
Aug 8, 2025
The Energy Healer Lost His Spark
And his libido. And emotional intelligence.
Aug 1, 2025
To the Bed
To the Bed
Musings on post-divorce life, sex and culture by a mid-40s mom whose libido has gone through the roof.
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