Tony Zentelis | Substack

Aug 1, 2025 • Tony

To Piss on Manicured Lawn

And the Philosophical Ramifications of Said Urination

Jul 3, 2025 • Tony

The Anatomy of a Buckeye

On Saturdays, We Wear Scarlet and Gray

May 29, 2025 • Tony

Best Of: Unfinished Drafts

The ones that got away (for good reason)

Apr 4, 2025 • Tony

‘What do you want to do today?’ asked Katie.

Mar 1, 2025 • Tony

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