Lifes a book and I don't know how to read...

tithe16 — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:53:28 GMT

i'm tired. I'm lonely. I'm frusturated. I don't know how to fix it.

tithe16 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:23:23 GMT

In the bahamas I...

went wakeboarding
lounged on private beaches
was catered to by a private chef
had wine with every meal
went scuba diving in a james bond movie scene
snorkled two sunken drug cartel planes
went spear fishing
rode a sea turtle
saw swimming pigs
fed iguanas
swam with sharks
gambled in atlantis
went clubbing in atlantis
got veeeeeeeeery drunk off of rum
rode a lazy river for 3 hours
took a leap of faith.

the US sucks.

tithe16 — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 20:24:07 GMT

i cut off all my hair and now its a short bob and curly as FUCK.
cant decide if i like it. verrrrrrry different.

tithe16 — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:27:05 GMT

finally talked to will today. it felt really nice. i think vermont is a go.

tithe16 — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:57:01 GMT

(616): Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95

(304): My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick

(416): moral of the story ? theme parties + no morning after clothes= never again
. . . i just met his father in a bumblebee costume

(818): I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff

(509): Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you

(828): Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us

(610): if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs

(207): I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.

(410): can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
(443): wasted?
(410): im pocohantasssss

(516): Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

thata right. i have no life. this was entertaining.

tithe16 — Sat, 16 May 2009 03:51:47 GMT

he's graduating tomorrow. maybe i'll talk to him them?

tithe16 — Fri, 15 May 2009 01:42:01 GMT

HAHA! GOODBYE PRETTY GPA!!!
i will miss you so....

tithe16 — Mon, 11 May 2009 00:36:21 GMT

home and very alone.
can i go back to the boyfriend please? singleness sucks.
fuuuuuuuck

tithe16 — Thu, 07 May 2009 22:50:57 GMT

he calls me his girlfriend with 3 days left in the relationship.
HILARIOUS.

tithe16 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 01:44:10 GMT

sorry, when did i get kicked out of the three musketeers?

tithe16 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:57:58 GMT

ugh ugh ugh officially less than a month left.
how did this year go by so quickly?
i dont gets it!

tithe16 — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:26:34 GMT

i bought frozen pesto tortellini and i thought it was gonna be AWESOME, but i am so utterly disappointed.
sigh. metaphor for the last week of school before break.

tithe16 — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:03:17 GMT

bumdi dum dum DITCHED!
he better make it up to me tomorrow. and the biffles, they're just in trouble.

tithe16 — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:13:44 GMT

college is really hard.

tithe16 — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:11:02 GMT

i really hope he's not a player...

tithe16 — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 03:55:22 GMT

...i had a date.
hehe.
he held my hand.
and walked me backed to my dorm.
he's a senior.
hehe.

...i got to brag about it in front of matt.
i love my friends.

tithe16 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 06:50:05 GMT

reasons not to date matt or guys like matt:
-they're crude
-they're un-empathetic
-they're unappreciative
-when they get into a tight spot they punish anyone they think is responsible with malicous unfair retribution
like...idk....say they get written up for drinking by your good friend Kate the RA and answer to it by trying to get her fired by telling the director of housing three days later that she had been drunk when she had written them up. but i'm just spitting things off the top of my head here....

you bitch of a guy. you pussy bitch of a guy that can't take anything like a man. grow up you scared, heartless little boy. you dickless asshole. i hope you get something sharp shoved up your ass you fucking bitch.

tithe16 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 03:22:51 GMT

i'm depressed.

tithe16 — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:48:00 GMT

i just want my boots!!!!

tithe16 — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:19:42 GMT

19....cool.
kind of a nothing birthday.
single, but with great friends.
lonely, but with great friends.
horny, but with great new brown leather sex boots.
i say a success :D
woot!

tithe16 — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:39:03 GMT

DUMPED AGAIN!
COOL!

tithe16 — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:09:54 GMT

im SO confused.

tithe16 — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:14:03 GMT

never mind. scratch the happy happy happy post.

tithe16 — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:45:45 GMT

~~happy happy happy.~~

tithe16 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:38:43 GMT

okay, maybe i'm not.....
SO CONFUSED!