tipgardner
Happy Like the Gods
When Good Things Happen, God Looks the Other Way
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Don't ask him, ask people who haunt his journal like deathday parties are going out of style: tipgardner <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/> is made 85% of ouf crack and 85% out of porn-hungry gerbils. Don't ask me how this works. - electricandroid tipgardner <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/> is the shit. Or at least we let him think he is. We also let him think he's a real boy, rather than the virtual combination of random numbers and letters he really is. You know, Shakespeare and monkeys and all. But shhh, don't tell him. You'll hurt his emoticonal feelings. - littlearsonist tipgardner <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/> is extremely generous with giving feedback and support, and he writes wonderfully too. A welcome addition to any flist, I think. - mizbean tipgardner <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/> is mysterious! He writes aggressively, passionately and addictingly hot smut! (And periodically, unsmut.) Yet, despite his busy schedule and globe trotting/writing hot smut, he is always there to reply to your posts with generous, encouraging words. - myrafur tipgardner <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/> is an unfailing gentleman. That is not, however, to say that he is not up for some hot fast fucking up against a wall somewhere, just that he'd be a gentle man while doing so. - thysanotus tipgardner <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/> is like a modernist painting. Complex, interesting, and brilliant. ...Although I doubt modernist paintings could leave such lovely comments in my journal. And if they could, I might be slightly disturbed. - happiestwhen I want to take Tip home and put him on my shelf. That way, I can keep him out of harms way, and take him down to play with whenever I'm in the mood... he'll also make a great conversational piece. - son_of_darkness More crack from people that I lurve muchly. My layout is curtesy of the incomparable chuffing <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.5 2.5-2.5Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/> . Age Statement: Sad, but true, I'm well past 18, 21 and whatever age is the cut off for being in adult in your country. On Friending: Please feel free to friend me without asking, although a "hiya" comment (and any fic requests) would be nice. If I don't friend you back right away, it's only because I'm actually fairly good at keeping up with journals I like and bad about remembering to check on the less frequent, but just as talented writers who post once a month or whatever. Usually I will get around to friending those who friend me, but please be patient with me and don't be offended if I don't. Chances are you will get more comments from me on your journal once I learn about it than you want! This journal contains mainly fic: HP fic (mainly, but not only slash), original fic (mainly, but not only slash) and RPS. It sometimes contains real life accounts of books I'm reading, restaurants I like or dislike and foods I'm interested in...but not too often. It often has NC-17 material and, in general, if you are under the age of consent, legal minority or whatever in your country, state, wherever, you should not read those entries. They are all clearly marked as such. All characters in all stories are of legal age for every activity they undertake, including but not limited to driving, consumption of alcohol, marriage, etc. Most of my fic, sketches and other written art are collected in the memories section. Disclaimer ripped from depper and modified by Tip: The celebrities mentioned in this journal ARE NOT THE ACTUAL CELEBRITIES nor is the author actually associated with any companies named therein. The journal is produced and written by a fan and is meant for entertainment purposes only. The thoughts contained in the journal are not those of the celebrity, nor are they meant to represent the actual thoughts, actions, lifestyle or image of the celebrity. This is a fictional interpretation and not meant in any way to be an accurate depiction. It is absolutely false and based on a public image, and are not meant to reflect any person's private life or the actual practices and activities of any companies named. No harm, misrepresentation, libel, malice or copyright infringement is intended. At no time is this meant to be construed as reality. This is FICTION. I believe that this journal is in no way libellous as there is no malicious intent, and no intent to misinform readers and/or fellow writers who may read the journal. I also believe that this constitutes "fair use" under section 107 of the US Copyright Law. This journal are nonprofit and meant as a commentary on a public image and not meant to use that public image for any personal gain. Any mention or use of fictional characters created and/or owned by others (and particularly Harry Potter, owned by JK Rowling, Warner Brothers and others) is purely because I love them and the work they exist in. I have paid to see, read and/or hear work containing those fictional characters and I, in turn, have no interest, nor am I attempting, to make any money or other commercial considerations off of any usage, mention or other involvement with those characters in my journal and fiction. I write fan fiction purely to express my love for those characters and my respect for their creators. Who's showing Tip the love?
art
betareading
blaise zabini
books
cocktails
contemporary art
contemporary fantasy
cooking
dark fantasy
don dellilo
draco malfoy
draco/harry
faeries
fan fiction
fantasy
food
harry potter
harry/draco
haruki murakami
jeff buckley
lord voldemort
michael chabon
mishima
music
oc slash
painting
photography
ports
reading
remus lupin
salman rushdie
severus/harry
severus/lucius
slash
slytherins
the ocean
the sweetest thing
theodore nott
tom marvolo riddle
tortured antiheroes
urban fantasy
voldemort
writing
swtjemz
Hot sicka than y0' average
Kokoro ni iro wo tsukete yo
lolipop_gestapo
Doubt the curve of the moon, I dare you.
God knows I've thrown away those graces.
djin7
D.J.
The Bejeweled Green Bottle
secretsolitaire
somewhere i have never travelled
andstillitmoves
you know he's a little bit dangerous
the exultations of an exulting type
bookofjude
beowulf
the real life mr newman
endormathom
phaballa
no hateration in this dancery
mooncharm
this is an adventure.
no explosions here
tehlils
lils
hip to be square
tapedeck
The second dimension is the deadliest.
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt.
zebras4eva
Zebras 4 Eva
nopseud
no pseud attached
one day you're all alone
aidenfire
No Apologies
grasshopper
yes.
if a map is unreliable
gracefullee
I remembered I forgot
emmagrant01
Emma Grant
That girl who wrote that fic.
incroyable
Shanti
i feel wonderful
demetria23
Demetria
Stranger than Fiction
kenboy
This House Believes in Skyscrapers
There has never been anything false about hope.
cruisedirector
Em Wycedee
Your Cruise Director's Log
chuffing
Dr Midgery Marjory
I liberated Port Stanley Tescos, you know.
thistlefinch
VALKYRIE
I sign all my checks in disappearing ink.
sundaysunday
i've got angst in my pants
just because you're going forwards
plasticised
no one you know
i'm so clever
cmere
bomb was here
furiosity
not your typical annihilatrix
HELL FAKINAWAY
anjenue
ickle sexual tyrant
princess anji
dacro
Forever flirting with sanity
The cheese...
nimerha
Michaela
myrafur
Titsa Plentei
Rien n'est parfait.
akiyato
Under the Darkness
madlori
The Mad Lori
Mad Lori. Live and in person.
blackholly
Holly Black
abbycadabra
Abby
welcome to my wonderama
sparcck
Darwin's Bulldog
an irresistable assortment of fun
jamie2109
Jamie's Juicy Bits
themostepotente
Keeper of the Superfluous Es!
willysunny
Really Sunny
In Need of A Numbing Agent
girl_in_prague
Mish
jullia2005
licoricegirl
find a place to bathe this body on down
licorice [ girl ]
lizardspots
Dr Leezard
geoviki
Geoviki
Outside, It's America
prettyclever
Thursday Euclid
You'd kill yourself for recognition;
kaalee
doctor watson is my copilot
sixty percent of the time...
anise_anise
Anise
if you can keep a secret, i can keep a secret
nefernat
Nattery
Nattery's Natterings
seshat1
Really great hair
What do you wanna be?
cathexys
i am not young enough to know everything
meredyth_13
Meredyth
A geek girl in a material world
charlotteschaos
Subterranean Homesick Alien
magic boys & flowers
hearts_n_roses
The Weakness in Me
Maybe it's my fate to swim against this tide
1eyedjack
1 Eyed Jack
the secret hunters
miints
La Miinteh
Albion still sails on course ⎈
danxsunday
Goodluck exploring the infinite abyss
mellymbrosia
Melymbrosia
thermidor
son_of_darkness
Teh Sodsta
Fandom is like a boiled egg... hard to crack... and good with toast.
watchpoint
Courier Six
songs in the key of panic
blythely
Blythe
and the radio says
dramaphile
I got nine lives
Dramaphile
mizbean
jacked up on cheap champagne
Just an earth-bound misfit
eliminate
scholar of war
▉▊▋▋▍CAVIAR & CIGARETTES
atrata
atra
i'm not just here for the porn...
catnamedbuffy
red_shoes
red shoes.
red shoe diaries
sanapres
if this is chaos
shikishi
Ick bein ien nerd
I'm not scared to jump, not scared to fall