If you love football and have even the tiniest sense of humour, trust me - you NEED a copy of this book. Written and painstakingly / painfully illustrated by our witty, warm and self-deprecating heroes, No Score Draws, if you haven’t discovered their work yet you don’t know what you’re missing.

Absolutely love these guys ( and can’t wait for their exhibition at the National Football Museum ) P.S…they can’t draw but it just doesn’t matter any more!

A wretched, debasing experience. The depiction of the Battle of Santiago is probably only slightly less painful than actually being in it. There are many respected footballers in here who will no doubt be consulting their lawyers to determine if some of the images are actionable. A European Cup book must surely, horrifyingly, follow this dark temple of despair.

Art is subjective, but great art is sensual, evocative, captivating, breathtaking, and full of painstaking attention to detail.

You’ll find none of that here.

What you will find is sausage fingers, sometimes as many as seven to a hand, a worrying amount of teeth, haircuts only a gardener could threaten, large eyes and small eyes - often on the same face.

Can’t wait for the next book!

When I buy books, especially illustrated ones, I expect a certain level of artistic professionalism. Well Alex and Sian (No Score Draws) have certainly lowered my expectations as these drawings are truly terrible - comically so. I also expect the writing to be informative and serious, especially for a subject as illustrious as the history of World Cup football. But Alex and Sian’s irreverent and comedic prose only serves to align with their approach to their drawings - and in that aim I believe they’ve achieved what they set out to achieve. A book so badly drawn that you laugh at the pure wonkiness; only to be further tickled by their comedy writing.

I’ve followed No Score Drawers for a while and was completely hoodwinked into parting with actual money for this book. Mainly because I felt sorry for them. But also mostly because I love what they do and this is a really excellent result of their continued hard work!

Please buy the book. They might actually get better if they’re asked to do another one.

Don't let the artwork fool you - this is a hilariously-written book which had me laughing out loud for the most part. Oh, and there are many, many wonderful World Cup hairstyles on show here which, let's face it, is what the World Cup is really all about. The phrase 'hirsute somnambulist' is also used in this book to describe a player, and that was almost worth the price alone.

After reading this book I spent a long time looking at my hands. It was fascinating. My hands have loosely (very loosely) the same proportions as those on the pages before me. Same number of fingers. Then it hit me... Alex and Sian obviously don't have ANY fingers or hands of their own. Having realised this... I think this book was a pretty good effort.

No, no... when you do that with books, like when my so called mate said awful things about the Unofficial World Cup album, and when you do things like that about people like No Score Draws, I've kept really quiet, but I'll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that.

I’ve not not resorted to that, but I'll tell you, you can tell him now if you're reading it, I’m still fighting to finish reading this book, and he's got to go to Waterstones and get something, and... and... I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if I finish this book, love it!

A really funny book and a great gift for someone who doesn’t take football too seriously

I expected nothing and still got deeply disappointed.

Wonderful illustration of the game with never heard interesting stories

Love this book and the people who put it together.

Commendable, if bad, efforts are still entirely entertaining, and perhaps even educational. Best to have a good laugh about badly drawn sports than crying about the state of the world—more of this!