Podlonia

THE DAVENOIDS ARE HERE!

wHy DiDn'T yOu KiLl mE aT BiRtH?

Would you make sweet love to a talking, gorgeous chimp?

Come on you skunk apes! You wanna live forever?

He who controls the tiddies, controls the universe.

What those three mouths do?

#hot #sad #hotsad

Finally, a way to indoctrinate your children into the Polonia cult.

Can Jeff defeat King Ghidorah with piss alone?

Have you ever camped with the House Squatch in the pale moonlight?

Our friend Taylor Heider joins us for our 50th episode!

Happy Halloween (Horror Tales)!